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Your dead body is worth

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dave44
Posts: 11052 - Karma: 113
Find out how much your dead body is worth!

http://mingle2.com/cadaver-calculator

weirdest thing i've seen on the internet for a while.
Jul 29 2007 4:59PM
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skier_dude_1831
Posts: 2064 - Karma: 19
page!!
i ighest:

13200
my actual- 5000 something
lowest i got- 1955
Jul 29 2007 7:31PM
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james44
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 578
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $3765!

Doesn't that make you feel great?

Jul 29 2007 7:36PM
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kepler.
Posts: 8761 - Karma: 139
HAH1!111!! time owned!!!
Jul 29 2007 7:39PM
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Lineskiah11
Posts: 2029 - Karma: 21
i was close to yours... Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5075!
Jul 29 2007 7:52PM
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punkrock32
Posts: 1183 - Karma: 21
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5300!
Jul 29 2007 8:06PM
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MADmidwest
Posts: 1278 - Karma: 15
i would do it since it's less painful than giving plasma and not as much work as wacking it into a cup.
Jul 29 2007 8:12PM
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9o2mdkNamzz1_1
Posts: 2113 - Karma: 10
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5100!
Doesn't that make you feel great?
Jul 29 2007 8:20PM
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cherry*pie
Posts: 166 - Karma: 10
2354 dame right
Jul 29 2007 8:24PM
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Jhorski
Posts: 648 - Karma: 45
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5350!

Doesn't that make you feel great?


Sure Does

Jul 29 2007 8:28PM
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quixotic
Posts: 6937 - Karma: 2,978
$5115
Jul 29 2007 9:15PM
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mophead
Posts: 1172 - Karma: 309
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $6900!

yeah thats right I gotta pornstar body.
Jul 29 2007 9:18PM
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R.Z.A.
Posts: 778 - Karma: 11
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5700!

Doesn't that make you feel great?
Jul 29 2007 9:18PM
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Literature
Posts: 13673 - Karma: 3,086
$5700, but that doesn't really matter a whole lot, at least not yet.
Jul 29 2007 9:27PM
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liukangkid
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 82
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4030!

wohoo
Jul 29 2007 9:30PM
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hurrisun
Posts: 6284 - Karma: 49
4800
Jul 29 2007 9:34PM
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fillup
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 568
same
Jul 29 2007 9:34PM
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skijunkiedtm
Posts: 9229 - Karma: 61
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5415!

Doesn't that make you feel
Jul 29 2007 9:35PM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
3665
Jul 29 2007 9:42PM
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gnustreetfool
Posts: 2595 - Karma: 51
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4800!
Jul 29 2007 9:47PM
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SeanK
Posts: 702 - Karma: 130
4465
Jul 29 2007 10:07PM
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GnarBurger
Posts: 3215 - Karma: 43
im 4365
Jul 29 2007 10:08PM
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jibmaster_josh
Posts: 2369 - Karma: 23
congratulations, your dead body is worth $4615!
Jul 29 2007 10:11PM
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caucasian_chad
Posts: 4078 - Karma: 3,625
$5500
Jul 29 2007 10:12PM
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unchyll
Posts: 4554 - Karma: 96
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $3815!
hahahah
dang....
Jul 29 2007 10:14PM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 428
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5365!

Doesn't that make you feel great?

Jul 29 2007 10:24PM
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1stBlood
Posts: 594 - Karma: 10
4415 here
Jul 29 2007 10:44PM
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Potatoes
Posts: 1131 - Karma: 14
5050
Jul 29 2007 10:49PM
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bigwhite.steeze
Posts: 8227 - Karma: 1,030
4665
Jul 29 2007 10:51PM
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LS.
Posts: 1841 - Karma: 858
5000 4 lyfe
Jul 29 2007 11:02PM
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WikiWiki
Posts: 5584 - Karma: 426
mines broken
Jul 29 2007 11:19PM
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oiECSoi
Posts: 1447 - Karma: 10
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5765!
Jul 29 2007 11:22PM
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GetPitted
Posts: 3443 - Karma: 2,299
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4465!
Doesn't that make you feel great?

Jul 29 2007 11:24PM
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josh.
Posts: 3469 - Karma: 42
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5365
Jul 29 2007 11:30PM
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potato_man
Posts: 2158 - Karma: 89
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5965!

Doesn't that make you feel great?

Jul 29 2007 11:31PM
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*V-Love*
Posts: 500 - Karma: 19
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5065!
Doesn't that make you feel great?
Jul 29 2007 11:33PM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5150!
Doesn't that make you feel great?
Jul 29 2007 11:34PM
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meggles
Posts: 3156 - Karma: 54
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $6000!

i feel so accomplished
Jul 29 2007 11:37PM
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SlickRick.
Posts: 4329 - Karma: 300
nice icon upgrade
Jul 29 2007 11:53PM
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Corkster
Posts: 2622 - Karma: 10
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $11075 Doesn't that make you feel great?

Jul 30 2007 1:10AM
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maclem
Posts: 2497 - Karma: 17
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5700!

Meh, not that bad.
Jul 30 2007 1:16AM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
4665 i am healthy and most of my choices were good
Jul 30 2007 1:16AM
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Mat.
Posts: 7167 - Karma: 94
$4180, shitty.
Jul 30 2007 1:16AM
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smuggsVT
Posts: 2145 - Karma: 19
lol ^ sucks,, im 3915
Jul 30 2007 1:17AM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,861

So you've bitten the big one and instead of pushing up daisies your loved ones decided it would be best to sell your body to science. This survey will tell you approximately how much money they'd get for it. Cadaver values are primarily based on overall health and the level of interest your corpse holds to the medical research industry.

MIN $ MAX $ Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4280!

Doesn't that make you feel great?

Jul 30 2007 1:19AM
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UNREAL
Posts: 3989 - Karma: 23
because you have a crooked boner!
Jul 30 2007 1:20AM
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PeteyG
Posts: 2946 - Karma: 49
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5215!
Doesn't that make you feel great?
Jul 30 2007 1:22AM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
if you have elephantitus it makes it like 2500 more
Jul 30 2007 1:24AM
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SkiEastCoast
Posts: 1457 - Karma: 0
i think i might be the lowest.
3780
Jul 30 2007 1:30AM
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skier_dude_1831
Posts: 2064 - Karma: 19
alright the highest it goes is:
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $11450!

body builder/obese
no smoking
dont drink
no tanning
healthy/nutrious
dwarf/giant
rara disorders
albino
hindered mobility
apendix removed
hernia
perfect vision
never
no soda
dont work in one
no i havent
long below shoulders
yes
12 and under
no diabetes

if theres a slash that means they are equal
Jul 30 2007 1:38AM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
and you have no life.

jk i figured this out too
Jul 30 2007 1:41AM
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