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The really bad joke thread

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josh.
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post some bad jokes

what does a cow say?


mooooo



what does a choklate cow say?





choklate mooooo
Jul 26 2007 4:04PM
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Pisces
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dude thats quite possibly the gayest thing ive ever seen in my life. and trust me, ive seen gay
Jul 26 2007 4:05PM
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josh.
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thats why its the bad joke thread
Jul 26 2007 4:07PM
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thenakedcellist
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hahahhaa what goes blonde brunett blonde brunettt






















paris hilton jumping rope
Jul 26 2007 4:08PM
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timoski
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what key opens no doors?



a DON-key!
Jul 26 2007 4:08PM
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josh.
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hahahaha
Jul 26 2007 4:12PM
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yelsel
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ok i'll join in.....

why do black people smell?














so blind people can hate them too












Jul 26 2007 4:15PM
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marsland
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i laughed, but its cause of how bad you butchered the spelling of chocolate

Jul 26 2007 4:15PM
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WikiWiki
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want to hear a dirty joke-
a pig fell in the mud

want to hear a clean one?
he took a shower

here is by far the best joke- my friend told it during camp infront of everyone-want to hear a joke...womans rights
Jul 26 2007 4:16PM
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hurrisun
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soa horse walks into a bar and the bar tender goes hi there we dont get to many horses in here and the horse goes no wonder with prices like these ahaha
Jul 26 2007 6:38PM
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MistaFab
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whats a dentists favourite time?

2 30

(tooth hurty)
Jul 26 2007 6:40PM
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mothaeast
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I saw this in a dinosaur joke book in elementary school

What happened when the dinosaur jumped in the ocean?

He got wet.

I'm yet to understand why it's funny, but I'm sure there's something i don't see in its ingenious composition.
Jul 26 2007 6:42PM
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moonofendor
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what do u get when u cross an owl and a bungee cord?













my ass. ah ah ah
Jul 26 2007 6:43PM
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Gavajabra2
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Haha
Jul 26 2007 7:24PM
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Swan_Solo
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a man walks into a bar...



and gets a concussion
Jul 26 2007 7:27PM
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t-rent
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why did the chicken cross the road anybody? anybody?






















BECAUSE HE HAD BIG DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jul 26 2007 7:38PM
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1stBlood
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a black guy, a chink, and a beaner jump off the top of a 50 story office building. who hits the ground first?













who cares!!!!
Jul 26 2007 7:38PM
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bigwhite.steeze
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why did the frog cross the road?





because he was stapelled to the chicken!





2} whats the difference between and indian and a park bench?



the bench can support a family!
Jul 26 2007 7:41PM
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DevonWalsh
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two muffins are in the oven

thee one muffin said to the other muffin "wow its hot in here"

the other mufin said "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN"

:)
Jul 26 2007 7:42PM
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1stBlood
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whats the difference between a n**ger and a bucket of shit?













the bucket
Jul 26 2007 7:43PM
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Swan_Solo
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mine
Jul 26 2007 7:47PM
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ryano
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why are all black people fast?














all the slow ones are in jail.
Jul 26 2007 7:49PM
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0123456789
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?
Jul 26 2007 7:50PM
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Gavajabra2
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What kind of cheese is not yours?

Nacho-cheese!!!
Jul 26 2007 7:50PM
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1stBlood
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why did the chicken cross the road?












to get to the other side
Jul 26 2007 7:51PM
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BELFRAGE
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what does the flee use as a mode of transportation...



the greyhound bus
Jul 26 2007 7:54PM
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1stBlood
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a guy has 5 snowboarders in the backseat...

What do you call the driver?











The Sheriff
Jul 26 2007 7:56PM
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Aclique_Clothing
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A bear walks into a bar and says, "Bartender I'll have a beer.....



































....And some peanuts."

Bartender asks "Why such a big pause?"












Jul 26 2007 7:58PM
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.jon
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why are your legs so long????







so they can reach the ground
Jul 26 2007 8:05PM
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.jon
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what does bill clinton say to hillary clinton after having sex?
































Honey, i'll be home in 25 minutes
Jul 26 2007 8:08PM
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1stBlood
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what do you call a snowboarder wit no girlfriend?












homeless
Jul 26 2007 11:13PM
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chapz
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A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says. " hey, we dont serve food in here".
Jul 26 2007 11:17PM
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comeatmebro
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hahahahah!!!

and the one about the bear, i dont get it....
Jul 26 2007 11:17PM
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Aclique_Clothing
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because bears have big paws
Jul 26 2007 11:20PM
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comeatmebro
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ohhhhhhhhhhh hahahaha shit i knew i was retarded.
Jul 26 2007 11:21PM
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Piste.Off
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why is liberaci stupid?







because hes gay!
Jul 26 2007 11:23PM
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martin.
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What did the 3 legged dog say when he walked into the bar?






















I'm looking for the man that shot my pa
Jul 26 2007 11:25PM
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Rajna
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cool story hansel.
LOLLLZZZZZ!!!11!!!1!!!1111
Jul 26 2007 11:26PM
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1stBlood
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whats the difference between a government bond and a ski bum?













one will eventually mature and make money
Jul 26 2007 11:39PM
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josh.
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Q: Why do New Zealand horses run so fast?

A: Because they saw what happened to the sheep!

Q. What's the Cuban national anthem?
A. "Row, row, row your boat..."




Jul 27 2007 12:29AM
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ThaLetterM.
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so a horse walks into a bar...and the bartender says, "hey buddy...why the long face?"


that used to kill when i was like 6 years old
Jul 27 2007 12:30AM
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josh.
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Q: Is that a keg in your pants?
A: Cuz I just want to tap that ass.

Jul 27 2007 12:39AM
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PeteyG
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pretty much any joke on the side of a laffy taffy is gay
Jul 27 2007 12:44AM
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ThaLetterM.
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if by gay you mean totally fucking sweet
Jul 27 2007 12:46AM
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josh.
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shut up i have based my life on those jokes
Jul 27 2007 12:47AM
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chickenwang
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whats the dif between a snowboarder and a vacumm??







how the dirtbag is attached


ohh sick burn

Jul 27 2007 12:48AM
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josh.
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you want some ice with that burn?
Jul 27 2007 12:51AM
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chickenwang
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no ice will make it worse. luke warm water please
Jul 27 2007 12:54AM
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josh.
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sorry fresh out i got ice tea though
Jul 27 2007 12:55AM
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potato_man
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"hey, its joe!"

"Joe who?"

"JOE MAMMA!"
Jul 27 2007 12:57AM
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ride-rider
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what do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pile of leaves?






Russle






what do you call a man with no arms or legs floating down a river?







Bob
Jul 27 2007 12:59AM
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