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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
I fucking hate them. Faggots that see that your getting some so they'll do whatever they can to get in the way because they are so fucking jealous. Damnit. I'll post more in a little bit about a specific situation.


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Aug 11 2003 6:53AM
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never_summer
Posts: 1010 - Karma: 10
people can really be gay sometimes



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Aug 11 2003 6:56AM
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never_summer
Posts: 1010 - Karma: 10
explain more wut happened



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Aug 11 2003 7:05AM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
yea, i fuckin hate them. the solution is to shoot them where they stand. girls love the bad boy.
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Aug 11 2003 7:15AM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
yeah, i fuckin hate cockblocks, when im tryin to get all up in a girl and shit, some little bee-lizzle comes and ruins it.

i call that bee-lizzle 'chubbyness'



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Aug 11 2003 7:17AM
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Phrosty
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ok here's the whole thing, you fucker can take pity, take my side, laugh at em or whatever you want I really don't care.

I have this friend who always thinks the ladys like him and he thinks he can alway get some from them. Well he gives me this one girls info and I get ahold of her and I was talking to her and he's like ask her if she'll give me head. And I was like ok so I asked her and she was like fuck no, I think that kid is an asshole and what not. So I keep talking to her for awhile and then a few more times and we hang out a few times and we do some shit together, I don't need to get into details but pretty much everything but have sex so far. I was at my buddys house the other night and there was nothing going on so all these other kids he nkows, but I don't, come over he starts talking to then and shit which is fine with me I mean there his friends I would expect him too.

So then I make a call and decide that I'm gona go see the girl. I leave the 'party' and go see her, the next day I'm talking to him a bit and shit and he starts calling her a slut and shit, I think because he's just jealous. SO I tell him to fuck off and mind his own business. so later today the girl calls me and was like why did you tell Mike, that's my friends name, that I gave you head, and I was like I didn't I just told him we hung out. So right then I'm pissed and get ahold of him and he's like yeah I called her and talked to her and then he starts saying all this shit about her and what she said about me and shit ahh fuck I don't even know I'm, gona leave you guys hangin i need sometime to think.



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Aug 11 2003 7:19AM
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never_summer
Posts: 1010 - Karma: 10
i fuck hate people like that...i have a friend here that did the same to me...i like this girl and i have liked her a while..shes just gettin to like me too and my friend steps in and starts flirting cuz hes jealous and it just pisses the fuck out me.



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Aug 11 2003 7:23AM
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UpDawg
Posts: 2373 - Karma: 11
So go kill the little fucker, that's all there is too it...and seriously, if that girl thinks that 'Mike' is a huge asshole, then she will probably not have too hard of a time taking your side. Just calm down, get together with that girl, and just talk things over. And tell Mike to EAT A DICK.
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Aug 11 2003 7:27AM
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ECFS-Attitash
Posts: 2573 - Karma: 13
I have had two cases of extreme cockblocking in the past 3-4 weeks.

1. On trip to Washington, super-hot girl from Cali (who i'm still with) comes into my room and we shut the door...just as we are on the bed and shes unzipping my pants, this fatass kid (who was actually cool and probably just naive) saunders in and kills the mood. Shit happened later but still...

2. Same girl, different place. So I see this girl again (which is rare cause she lives in Cali and I in NH), but instead of giving us time to hook up and what not, my idiot cousin barges in and continues to annoy me and said girl for a couple hours. While I put up with his shit (it was his house), i can't say i liked it. She flew back to CA yesterday and i dont know what im going to do.

^^Just a sample of the bad cockblocking that has come my way recently.

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Aug 11 2003 7:28AM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
COCKMOBSTER!


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Aug 11 2003 7:45AM
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sirjibsalot
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 19
cock blockers are by far the least need people on the planet.
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Aug 11 2003 7:51AM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
i remember one time, i was about to bang this girl, and then my friend comes in and cuts her head off. that dick.
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Aug 11 2003 8:58AM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
i made a thread on this awhile ago and it just keeps getting worse.

this guy i know keith is fucking rediculous.

on the weekend my buddy scooter was talking up some chick and keith goes 'scooter come here i got something to tell you'. so sure enough scooter walks over to him and keith run by him, sits in his seat, and starts chatting up the chick. man it didnt even happed ot me and i wanted to punch keith.


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Aug 11 2003 3:32PM
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cry me a river pussies - this weekend, I got cockblocked by my gf's DAD. I guess her parents are strict they are farmers and live outta town, my gf lives on their old ranch by herself. so this weekend, her parents come down to do some farm shit. on saturdy nite, shes like 'I'm going out, be back tomorrow' so we go party and crash at my place. I get woke up at 6:30 by some old farmer banging on the door. so open the door in my underwear and the the guys looking for Jenna, I'm hungover as shit (my bday) and not thinking and tell him she aint here and to 'fuck off'. Then Jenna comes and is like 'daddy?!' and he just goes off on me so I hightail it the can and take a wisdom shit to sort things out, my gf goes and talks to her 'rents. so I get outta the can and shes in my room crying. I'm like wtf you are 21 and live on your own and your parents still go looking for you when you dont come home??!! I mean shes cool as shit and hot as hell but fuck shes got a fucked up backwoods family so I think Ima cut bait and ditch but shes real hung up on me and I think shes gonna go ballistic when this shit hits the fan. motherfuck.

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Aug 11 2003 3:59PM
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Maximumsushi
Posts: 7837 - Karma: 3,347
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Aug 11 2003 8:34PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
One of my friends had almost the same thing happen. He had his girlfriend over and her dad came knocking on his door at like 2 am. He looked through the peephole saw who it was and just didnt answer it.

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Aug 12 2003 3:09AM
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jcass_4
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i hate little fags like that
Aug 12 2003 3:16AM
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Jibmaster_J
Posts: 491 - Karma: 8
last week i was at cross country camp and a couple other guys and i were hookin up with some girls from another school that was staying in the same campground. Every fuckin time i would get alone with one of them my damn coach would show up and ruin any chances i had. I gave him the nickname jockstrap cause he was doin so much cockblocking.
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Aug 12 2003 3:19AM
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Tiffy
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When I was still dating my exboyfriend, we were in his basement just hanging out and I climbed on top of him, still clothed ofcourse, and then his two little brothers come barging downstairs to play video games, so then we decided to go up to his room, well his lil bros must have gotten bored super quick or something but just as were gettin comfy, his lil bros come up to his room to jam on his drums and guitar... I wanted to shoot the lil guys!
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Aug 12 2003 3:22AM
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Itsbackfliptime
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^ there mom probably told them to do that. My girlfriend and I were watching tv in her family room and her brother kept running in and when she told him to just leave he said his mom wanted him to make sure we werent kissing and stuff. That was gay.

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Aug 12 2003 3:27AM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
I guess the situation is solved I talked with her and it's no big deal but it could have been. I need to have a talk with the fucking guy and tell him I'm gona tell his 15 yo gf's parents he's fucking her and he's gona be 20 in a month if he doesn't back the fuck off.


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Aug 12 2003 3:55AM
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doghoy
Posts: 5169 - Karma: 11
haha nice, go for it

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Aug 12 2003 4:11AM
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Jackpot
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after a fucked up night partying (where i was promised head but she passed out drunkeness) we were hungover (except me, i just hit the pipe constantly..i was burnt instead) and we were alone in my friends room. SO my pants are down under the blankets, she is stroking me off and about to go down, when two knocks followed by l and j barging into the room to get some stuff. They were like 'sorry to ruin the moment, but i need my backpack' i was like....uhh shit...because i was still being stroked under the blanket, and my best friend and a girl are standing there. They left and we finished up...end of story

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Aug 12 2003 4:15AM
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Phrosty
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hey at least he appologised


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Aug 12 2003 4:25AM
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*Neil
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i hate cock teases too, there just as bad

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Aug 12 2003 4:27AM
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Jackpot
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u mean girls that tease you with sex and shit, but never pull through? yea

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Aug 12 2003 4:30AM
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*Neil
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ya the once that are big flurts and act like the put out but are sooo fucking prood

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Aug 12 2003 5:20AM
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ECFS-Attitash
Posts: 2573 - Karma: 13
i know a bunch of girls at school who are like that...so flirty and what not but then when it comes down to it...nothing. wasted effort

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Aug 12 2003 5:21AM
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lagwagon
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soooooo american.
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Aug 12 2003 8:21AM
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mikee
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hey, common, phrosty, of curse people are gonna be jealous of you, that's the price you pay for being amazing.

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Aug 12 2003 3:04PM
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mikee
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haha, Im confused.

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Aug 12 2003 5:07PM
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doghoy
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yeah me 2, sleeze who was that referring to?

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Aug 12 2003 5:51PM
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mikee
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me, my name is lifshitz so he called me lip shits. last name that is

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Aug 12 2003 5:53PM
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doghoy
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oh ok, lol i shoulda read you're sig

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Aug 12 2003 5:54PM
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mikee
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me, my name is lifshitz so he called me lip shits. last name that is

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Aug 12 2003 5:56PM
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gsqueen
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yeah jordan how can people not be jealous of you or your girl?


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Aug 13 2003 5:30AM
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Jackpot
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...shit how do u know my name?

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Aug 13 2003 5:31AM
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phrosty only wishes he had a cock to be blocked.

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Aug 13 2003 5:31AM
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Phrosty
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Jordan's my name. Don't worry Sara, your still the only one for me.


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Aug 13 2003 8:31PM
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Phrosty
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fuck me. and the saga continues. Well I've solved the problem caused by my friends only to run ito a wall with hers. She had this old boyfriend I guess, Some 20 yo duche bag who moved away to texas. She's been talking off and on with this fag over the phone for like 6 months now. So she tells him about me and the dude freaks. and get this, tells he HE LOVES HER. She told me that when she told him she gave me head he was real pissed. THe guy is obviously a fucking asshole who can't get any in Texas so he has to hold on to his old Colorado girlfriend with his life. Any way I just got done talking to her and she says I can't see you and more to me, because Nick doesn't want me to. I'm gona get this motherfuckers last name and reak havok on his life. Cockblocking in person is one thing but from a few states away? fuck that, I'm not gona let that happen. there is still a few shreds left for me to try to mend, question - should I cut my losses and move on? or knock the bitch up so she'll never be able to leave me?


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Aug 14 2003 4:06AM
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Rez4frederick
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damn Phrosty, im glad you made a thread about this. It seems like everywhere i go there are cockblockers about. I cant even trust my own friends anymore. This one guy that used to be a pretty good friend has turned into a cockblocker from hell. anytime i even bring a girl around him, he immediately tries to start macking on her, or at least he tries. But still it pisses me off! ah fuck it, ill get my pay back one day.
Seriously what is the deal with jealous guys?? They seem to have some huge scheme in their heads to try and get with your girl or stop you from getting some ass. It just makes me angry because one never knows what your friends or so called friends are doing behind your back, or what they are saying to girls about you, that isnt even true.
i say this because ive known this girl for a long time. and a couple of years ago we had a thing that was just so awesome. shes still around and we have messed around quite a bit, but she has also fucked around with some of my best friends after i was with her. This all happened when i went off to college. It seemed as soon as i left that they all just started attacking with the mack. and just because they were good friends with me, it makes it easier for them to relate to her and get ass while i was gone. I was hoping that i could come back and tap it once in awhile, but not anymore. all of these other guys have killed the interest in me. It pissed me off for awhile but im over it. this is just one instance, why does this type of shit happen? oh well, i just try keep my girls on the down low and stay away from cockblockers and not let them know what yer up to!
Aug 14 2003 4:34AM
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