My friend got hit by a sedan as he was running away from a hive of bees. Funniest shit in the world, once I found out he was ok.. He rolled all the way over the car, the car stopped, and he just kept running because the bees were all over him.
"some times my i cum when my girl friend screams at my dick" -ndrwchrst37*
"We don't need no education"
"We don't need no thought control"
they stopped. They barely noticed that they hit me at first, but once i picked myself up out of the bushes, one of the ladies started crying, and the other was freaking out. They seemed to be in rougher shape than I was because they thought I was in shock, and really had a worse injury.
She keeps me close to her heart in a lock
I keep her close to my cock
on a picture in my pocket
I cannot stop
No matter how hard I try
"When people go out and try the things I do and get Hurt, I just shake my head and say natural selection"-Josh Bender (Freeride MtBiker)
"please excuse my noobishness, but how do you get the chads gap from the bottom of alta?" :Fugative09090
"GO BIG OR GO HOME. PERIOD" - a really cool man
i was road biking one time and a car came around this sharp corner that i was going around. he was coming the other way, and cut way into my lane. i was in the shoulder of the right lane and he came flying around the corner and his car brushed up against my arm!!! i was so scared after that my heart rate went up like 20 beats haha (i had a HR monitor on). if it hit me, it would have sucked because we were going opposite directions
I Ski Attitash And Cranmore
"When people say you have a one track mind, tell them they're only half right. Skiing leaves 2 tracks!" - Seth Morrison
My friend Tom was waved across the street by an old lady, when he was directly in front of her she gunned it and he went flying. His bike was destroyed but he was fine...this gave him the fun nick name of "the Jew that flew".
Thought I would share.
Am I staring at the sun or blood vessels in my eye lids?
my cousin got hit by a car crossing the street. it was going around 75 mph he had to get life flighted and everything. his arms are like straight scars he was in his bed for over a month. but he is perfectly fine now, except his left arm isnt really strong cause it got broke....
i have noe buddy who wa crossing the street on his bike and was ran over, even though he was pinned under the car, he only came out with a cuncussion, driver completely at fault..
another buddy was on his bmx and was hit by a drunk driver. fucked up his back and shoulder, broken rib, collar bone etc.
then we werre riding the skatepark the other day and he rode home and was hit by a lady who didnt shoulder check. his peg went right through her bumper though and caused more damagae to the car so he was stoked.
one time a long time ago i was riding my bike on the shoulder of the road(on the left side of the road)
and this car swerved towards me and i slid along side it. all i got was a friction burn on the side of my hand and it melted my bike grip. pretty crazy. the dude got out and started cussing cuz it left a 3 ft rubber skid on the side of his van. i apologized an left. he was not a very happy chappy, toh.
"It's amazing how much confidence I get from wearing a helmet and a mouthguard.Too bad confidence is probably the last thing I need!" - Mike Wilson in Push
"If you actually do something, then your probably less likely not to do it." - Me
Style is like hair gel. You look gay without it.
I actually heard someone say this
some guy on a bike ran into my brother in his car once. my brother was sitting at a stoplight at the bottom on a 1/4 mile long hill, apparently he wasnt paying attention and just ran smack into thy brother car, he was like 1/2 on the rear windshield and like 1/2 on the roof. the guy just go up, waved and rode away.
one time i was working and i worked at a golf course and my friendwas in a golf cart i was hitting a ball cause it was late at work and he skiddded around me but it was wet out from rain so he just skidded into me and nailled me with the colfcart and i flipped over it it was gnar but bot as bad as ur shit
Just dont open your mouth for the dentist. -fugative09090
I am worried that my parents might realize I put weed in the oven -steezycheese
some guy i didnt know once purposly clipped me with his mirror. pretty wreckless if you ask me. it was a wide open road and i didnt expect him to come. what if i stepped to the side.
seriously though, some of you assholes are going to get all the way through this before you realize your reading my signature.
"when i was like 10 there was this crazy german sheapard down the street who attacked my cat and ripped its stomach open causing its entrails to spew all over my neighbors fence. I attribute that to why I'm so fucked up now." - Dick-juice.
iv ben hit before bombin a hill. i slid across the hood n went flying off the oother side infront of a store, the oowner came out n was soooo scared. haha i was fine but everyone acted as if i just got run over by a truck and just got up n walked away
no poles Liberate Skiierman
If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. Eddie Izzard
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