For some of you kids, if your Crowbars had a dick, you'd probably suck it.
"2002 called, it wants its jump back...and 1999 wants its unshoveled steps."
Cheap Vodka for pre-game - $10
Admission to TKE Party - $5
Getting Cock-Blocked by Carl Krauser... Priceless
There are some things money can't buy, but for everything else (like like a megaphone to scream "fuck you" at the captain of the #9 basketball team in the country after he piss's off the roomate of the chick who's taking you home) there's debit mastercard... accepted at colleges around the country.