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Perpetually single

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stevoid
Posts: 206 - Karma: 14
I am. Yea. Sooo.... it kinda sucks. Got any ideas?
Jul 18 2007 11:01PM
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HeathR
Posts: 4357 - Karma: 1,379
get a gf
Jul 18 2007 11:02PM
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jimmychung
Posts: 6857 - Karma: 25
hmm, explain your situation more and i'll see if i have any ideas.
Jul 18 2007 11:02PM
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ThaLetterM.
Posts: 8609 - Karma: 1,612
dude...so am i.


enjoy it.
Jul 18 2007 11:04PM
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Billek
Posts: 5665 - Karma: 98
ELL-AYE-DEE-EYE-E-ESS

EMM-E-ENN

CEE-YOU-ELL-TEE
Jul 18 2007 11:04PM
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*V-Love*
Posts: 500 - Karma: 19
go out have a good time and find a new girl to chill with
Jul 18 2007 11:05PM
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NSISGAAYYY
Posts: 66 - Karma: 10
Enjoy it while it lasts
Jul 18 2007 11:06PM
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martin.
Posts: 2115 - Karma: 34
join the club brahh

yea but seriously just put yourself out there
Jul 18 2007 11:08PM
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t-roy
Posts: 4041 - Karma: 52
take the advice of the grandpa in little miss sunshine.

have sex with lots of women. not just one. MANY.
Jul 18 2007 11:10PM
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grubix2
Posts: 2628 - Karma: 25
Why are some people so concerned about being single.

Play the game bro. Being single is awesome. I mean like sure if you find someone that is really worth while... pursue it. But like don't have this mind set "omg I need a gf like quick". You don't have to constantly be seeing someone steady. Like casual dating/hanging out is the way to go.

Rememeber, girlfriends cost time and money. So she better be worth it. She's going to take up time with you and your boys. If she can't ski, she's probably going to want you to teach her, thus less shred time for you. Etc etc. Not I'm not saying all of this is bad stuff, because like I said, sure if she's really worth it.

And if you're worried about some action... if you're decent looking and can smooth talk to a certain extent, you can be just fine. In my experience if you hang out with the right chicks, and just be cool, honest and explain to them that you aren't looking for anything serious right now, you can still get some play. Just don't be a douche and do something like "hit it and forget it".


Jul 18 2007 11:17PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
If only there were girls in Alaska that aren't native...
Jul 18 2007 11:18PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
i may be retarded...but what does perpetually mean?
Jul 18 2007 11:18PM
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jimmychung
Posts: 6857 - Karma: 25
never changing.
Jul 18 2007 11:18PM
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720skiguy
Posts: 4553 - Karma: 21
constantly
Jul 18 2007 11:19PM
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*V-Love*
Posts: 500 - Karma: 19
ouch.... but i do agree theres nothing wrong with being single and playing the field
Jul 18 2007 11:19PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
It means you should've passed the 5th grade.
Jul 18 2007 11:19PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
wow i didnt even get flamed!!!

thanks guys


Jul 18 2007 11:20PM
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*V-Love*
Posts: 500 - Karma: 19
should have or shouldnt have
Jul 18 2007 11:20PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
seems i posted too late lol

my school is for retards, we dont learn things like that, seriously too.
Jul 18 2007 11:22PM
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skodeo7
Posts: 14949 - Karma: 9,234
haha...very impressive and rare for NS.
Jul 18 2007 11:27PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
so i had thought till tanakaskier had to come and rain on my parade =[
Jul 18 2007 11:28PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
I just got back from Harry Potter and now I feel like being an asshole because that movie pissed me off, muahahaha.

But seriously, why did Harry kiss that native girl? GROSS.
Jul 18 2007 11:30PM
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skodeo7
Posts: 14949 - Karma: 9,234
ahhh I dunnooo. It used to be much worse. Usually its something like "take that dick out of your ass crookedboner go back to fucking sheep".
Jul 18 2007 11:31PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
hahahahaha well i suppose i am lucky
Jul 18 2007 11:32PM
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landonn
Posts: 2913 - Karma: 385
playas club
Jul 19 2007 12:06AM
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Casey
Posts: 7783 - Karma: 23,456
i think she kissed HIM.
Jul 19 2007 12:12AM
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[~_~]
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The point is, they exchanged oral fluids and thats UNSANITARY.
Jul 19 2007 12:16AM
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toominator
Posts: 4792 - Karma: 120
I think its ok, but only if he gargles with strong mouthwash within the hour
Jul 19 2007 12:20AM
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[~_~]
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No dude she was a native, her mouth already had mouthwash in it.
Jul 19 2007 12:42AM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
was that movie actually good?
Jul 19 2007 12:51AM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
On a serious note, no it sucked. But I couldn't help but laugh every time Snape entered the shot just because it showed his flashback to when he was made fun of at school by Harry's father for being emo.
Jul 19 2007 12:59AM
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Jhorski
Posts: 648 - Karma: 45
haha so am i, but all is good
Jul 19 2007 1:49AM
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sexy_skier_babii
Posts: 2490 - Karma: 15
pimp them hoes
Jul 19 2007 1:56AM
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*rkp*
Posts: 8198 - Karma: 257
hahahah   dude   i feel SO bad for you.  really.
Jul 19 2007 2:15AM
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Free.Ski.Love
Posts: 98 - Karma: 20
haha yaaas. gramps knows best
Jul 19 2007 10:04AM
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tequila
Posts: 834 - Karma: 14
Enjoy the fact that you can do what you want with who you want without consequences.
Being single rocks!
Jul 19 2007 10:10AM
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Shorton
Posts: 2889 - Karma: 13
what she said..definatly
Jul 19 2007 11:11AM
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Worst.NS.Member
Posts: 703 - Karma: 11
Time for some logic.

A man is nothing more than his Money, his Health, and his Sanity. This is Man.

In America, it is the accepted tradition for the man to pay for everything. So we can state that Females = Man - Money

Most guys who are married or in long term relationships seem to have some sort of dread for their partner in some way. I've only ever met about 2 or 3 happy guys with their relationships. Therefore, Females = Man - (money + sanity)

It's been clinically proven that stress is a leading cause of heart disease, mental disorder, heart attacks, and other vascular afflictions. Ergo, Females = Man - (money + sanity + health). If man = Money + Sanity + Health and females = -(money + sanity + health), then combining the two produces a net result of zero. Although, when things don't work out, and she decides to leave, she gets to take half of everything you have. Therefore, you become

Man = ( man + woman ) - 1/2(money) = -1/2 money

By logic, you are no longer a man, and you have negative half of your money. You aren't missing much.
Jul 19 2007 1:31PM
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zzyzx
Posts: 470 - Karma: 10
ya teaching your gf is so hard it sux
Jul 19 2007 2:24PM
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stevoid
Posts: 206 - Karma: 14
By always single I mean I haven't even hooked up with a female in fucking forever. Or not-fucking forever. Whatever. I think I'm just terrible at talking to women I want to give the old python to.
Jul 20 2007 11:57PM
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errrka
Posts: 2261 - Karma: 6,058
me too.
sucks

and i cant frieken understand what that one kind is saying. i even said it outloud
Jul 21 2007 12:05AM
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KSdesign
Posts: 687 - Karma: 175
hey i jus joined this club about two weeks ago, and yea it does suck, but then ya forget about it in a couple of days and ya move on, jus chill wit ya good friends... thaz always a good time
Jul 21 2007 12:11AM
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Swan_Solo
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type like a normal person, that took sooo long to read
Jul 21 2007 12:13AM
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errrka
Posts: 2261 - Karma: 6,058
what the hell are you saying? i cant understand it!
someone please translate
Jul 21 2007 12:19AM
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Swan_Solo
Posts: 2374 - Karma: 14
ladies
men
cult
Jul 21 2007 12:20AM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
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Jul 21 2007 12:25AM
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errrka
Posts: 2261 - Karma: 6,058
holy shit how the hell does it say that! haha
Jul 21 2007 12:26AM
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Swan_Solo
Posts: 2374 - Karma: 14
that was uncalled for
Jul 21 2007 8:09PM
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STREETS
Posts: 1443 - Karma: 15
agree.
Jul 21 2007 8:11PM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
hard for me to feel sorry for u. let's just say that i envy the fact it's only been "fucking forever" for u.
Jul 21 2007 8:23PM
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 76
Ok, heres what you do. Buy a big bottle of chloroform, find a suitable women, ask her, "Hey what's this rag smell like?" As you hold it up to her face, she should pass out, therefore increasing your chances of getting laid.
Jul 21 2007 8:58PM
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