Taken off collegehumor...
Have a new pair of ratty underwear every day for the rest of your life or only one high thread count pair?
Have constant background music based on your day to day actions or one random breakout of song and dance per day?
Be able to fly but your wings come out of your nose and never retract, or never have to pay for an airline ticket?
Your farts be visible but odorless or invisible but terrible smelling?