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Can you go Blind From Masterbation??
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Okeeey, so my friend and I are having an argument. He tells me you can go blind from masterbating too much. I suppose it could take a bunch of protiens out off your eyes and shit and eventually happen, or you could accidentally give a really nasty shot to your own eye. Either way i think its highly unlikely. I am fully serious about this though, i have heard it somewhere else too......So has any one else heard of this rumour? Better yet, has anyone gone blind from masterbating too much? oddly enough my vision is kinda hazzy right now.
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th last statement says something
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myth busters sucks, they would pussy out soo fast like they do on everything. I'm pretty sure you'd have to jack off liek 10 times a day for multiple days before you started loosing enough enzymes or whatever gives you vision to go blind.
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im blind and i masterbate twice daily
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haha, wow. It's funny cuz it's true!
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go through middle school sex ed please......................................... . . . .
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you straight up can. first your vision becomes fuzzy then you fully lose vision. its pretty rare cuz once people have fuzzy vision from it they ususally cut bakc.
good luck man. hope you dont go blind
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ive read many articles on yahoo about this and its true but i dont care thats not gonna stop me from masturbating
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yes i went blind from jerkin off too much. but please dont ask me how i read your post
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i just got scared for like 5 seconds...but then i continued working it.
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then HOW are you reading this...... dun dun dun
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CyberBraile homie. I got it on my mac.
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Start masturbating every night before you go to bed and you will start sleeping like a rock and wake up happy trust me.
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Wow..
I didnt know it was possible to be THAT stupid.
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i've herd it but it think its bs. how could it cause blindness?
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i heard thats not true. but one day affter a night of 3 nuts i had fuzzy vision
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yea i got cyberbraile its a new add on for firefox
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i have never thought about that
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Hairy palms and hairy ears too. Watch out!
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So its settled, I have now masterbated for 24 hours striaght, and I still seem to have some kinda of vision. My penis hurts a lot, and my hands are really gross. I doo feel quite satisfied. My eyes are all watery and things are hard to see, but i am 90% sure thats just form being soo tired. So i just won 1,000 dollars from my friend for doing that. Pretty sick.
When i saw i masterbated for 24 hours straight, i really mean i woke up about 2 this afternoon, yanked one off, did some shit, ate some food, did some more shit. Went and saw transformers at 1020! fucking awesome, and just got home now. Annnd when i say i won 1,000 dollars.....i also mean i went and saw transformers and it was fucking sick. There was a a lot of hot girls thier ( wierd i know?) so i was thinking of hooking up with them, until realizing how difficult that is at a movie theatre, which later reserected my thoughts of masterbation. So cheeerio!
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I tought it was suppose to make you deaf??
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Yeah...that would provide for a "prolific" show
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hahahaahahhahah... yeah i never herad of that before
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Stevie Wonder is living proof of this theory.
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funny if a person is blind first of all how can they use a computer and see where they are going and second how would they be able to use this site. i have not heard of any computers for the blind.. maybe i just don't know but i don't think there are any...
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haha u dumb fuck stop beatin it and get a girl to do it for u bitch. dont be an addict it aint that hard
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you cant go blind but god will kill a retard every time you do it
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Doesn't the joke have to be that God kills something cute and cuddly, like a kitten? What you're suggesting may encourage more masturbation.
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its been changed so many times, does it matter either way?
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Sarcasm detector in the shop?
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eh my eyes were already bad
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i doubt you could go blind from it, but there are pretty major effects from masterbating a lot. i don't remember the exact side effects and i'm too lazy to look them up. probly info on wikipedia about this.
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false. There are pretty much no ill effects unless you are beating it like 5 times a day then there can be sores and you could get carpel tunnel ladies. But other than that beat it until your arm falls off.
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Hahaha thats such a load of shit. I rub one off every night, religiously. It helps me fall asleep and I sleep better, I'm probably better about that part of my evening routine than I am about brushing my teeth (three cavities drilled last week) and I can read 8 point font from 10 feet away.
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i already needed glasses.. so better watch out.. im sure it cause of masturbating too much. but i just cant stop.. any advice?
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Yeah you go blind, right after your palm hair comes in!!!!!
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your icon reminds me of the new anthem bases for some reason
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most of this site would be completely blind if that were true.
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who fucking masterbates 10 times a day...4 times a week
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