YARRRR you are a pirate! Not only are you apirate, but you are a Captain. You travel thehigh seas, and pillage rich port towns. Let'sput up put up our bottles of Rum, singdrinkings songs, and make those insolent foolswalk the plank!
They call me the centaur, I'm a man but I'm built like a horse from the waist down.
The Official NS Pirate with Matt Harvey's seal of approval