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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
DO u like it? i donno about me... I thought it was gross but yesterday i was sitting beside the hottest chick ever. we never met before just sitting next to eachother on this bus and all of a sudden i here this little skweek nose commin from your ooooh so perfic ass, then it all came out at once like a wet juicy fart. Odly this was so attractiv it made me wanna ram my balls on her ass. i could tell u the rest of the story but it gets really dirty(farting on my cock then snifing it and stuff) so thats it
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Aug 8 2003 6:08PM
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lanks
Posts: 12543 - Karma: 72
^ he was hallucinating, due to drunkenness. dont believe a word he said.


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Aug 8 2003 6:15PM
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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
na man, that was on my way to work yesterday morning
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Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!
Aug 8 2003 6:20PM
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weazelzb
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 12
haha queefs are funny... in whistler we were watchin this porn and this girl pussy farts like 30 times

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Aug 8 2003 6:38PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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i think its kinda cool. Farts are funny. Funny girls are cool.

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Aug 8 2003 6:57PM
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z_boarder914
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if a girl farted in front of me id be disgusted. if she let me ram her arse straight away after, i guess i could forget and forgive.
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Aug 8 2003 8:08PM
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DrPepper
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i would have to say that it depends on the girl. if i was trying to date her, then no, i wouldnt want her farting in front of me. if it is a friend that i have known for a while, wouldnt bother me a bit. i would rip one right after she did...
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Aug 8 2003 8:11PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
it would always bother me.


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Aug 8 2003 8:39PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
it would always bother me. i don't care who she is. Girls don't go to the bathroom, so why fart?


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Aug 8 2003 8:40PM
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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
girls leek ewy gewy blood out of there pussys, i think we can deal with sum farting.
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Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!
Aug 8 2003 10:08PM
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DrPepper
Posts: 4130 - Karma: 11
neil, always putting things in perspective...
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Aug 8 2003 10:09PM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
that just nasty not the farting the other stuff
'brown the couler of poo'-chris

Aug 9 2003 2:47AM
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hucksterjibber15
Posts: 4255 - Karma: 11
i like rammin girls asses
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Aug 9 2003 2:52AM
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rentalrider
Posts: 198 - Karma: 10
if a girl farts near you it shows that they don't give a shit and might be potentially cool
Aug 9 2003 2:56AM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
^ yea but i'm cool with lots of girls, and i don't wanna let one off....shit...and i don't want to think girls use the washroom either...

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Aug 9 2003 3:15AM
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666
Posts: 1078 - Karma: 10
your fucked up neil girls dont really have periods its all a myth they make up so they dont have to have sex for a week.

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Aug 9 2003 3:18AM
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Shane_McWannabe
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worst thread ever.
Aug 9 2003 3:50AM
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1212j5j5
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why is neil whoring so much now? i dont like him anymore.
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Aug 9 2003 3:56AM
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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
good question? and im a slut not a whore... sluts are free, send me some money then u can call me a whore
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THE POWER IS YOURS

Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!
Aug 9 2003 4:14AM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
girls dont fart...only skeevy stoners fart!
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Aug 9 2003 4:35AM
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sherLocke
Posts: 4701 - Karma: 8
what would you guys do if you were bangin a chick and she farted, i think i would just throw her off the bed and tell her to get out and finish up myself.
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i think i think i like it like thata
Aug 9 2003 4:53AM
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666
Posts: 1078 - Karma: 10
youd cork that bottle.

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Aug 9 2003 4:55AM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
id plug my nose and keep rammin'
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Aug 9 2003 6:17AM
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linemaverick540
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fast food makes girls fart... haha i was thinking about that when i read this


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Aug 9 2003 6:22AM
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666
Posts: 1078 - Karma: 10
wait a sec, can girls fart outa there vagina, it might be kinda fun to stand in the wind.

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Aug 9 2003 7:58AM
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SteveXs2
Posts: 7922 - Karma: 40
It's a 'Quiff' or 'Queef' or however it's spelled. It's pronounced like the first one I think. But anyways, at the Junior Prom thingy I was talking to my date and she had her locker open and this one chick that neither of us are really friends with runs up and is like 'I'm gonna fart in your locker' and then doesn't cause my date closes her locker and then she just like, talks to us... and then we leave.

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Aug 9 2003 9:58AM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
actually, when i guy has sex with her girl, depending on the position it can push on the bowels and they can fart...it's been known to happen..

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Aug 9 2003 5:09PM
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fistFullOfMoguls
Posts: 68 - Karma: 10
you gotta let girls fart once in a while...do you want them to explode?
Aug 9 2003 6:43PM
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sherLocke
Posts: 4701 - Karma: 8
girls quif cuz when you bang them air gets forced up there. its not like it comes outta nowehere.
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Aug 9 2003 7:08PM
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weazelzb
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 12
and a quaffle is a wang fart...

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Aug 9 2003 9:20PM
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GrippinGs
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i was at skogenchicks house and was walking down her stairs and heard a loud ass fart go down and its her...i was like holy shit........
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Aug 9 2003 9:23PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
Did you cut yourself?


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Aug 9 2003 9:33PM
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skodeo7
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queefs are nasty man...there is this chick we would call queen laqueefa because she always queefed
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Aug 9 2003 10:20PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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girl farts and queefs should NOT be tolerated. it should be illegal.
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Aug 9 2003 10:23PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
queen laqueefa hahahaha
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Aug 9 2003 11:36PM
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mariberries
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NEWSFLASH: every damn person farts.
premium quality!!
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Aug 9 2003 11:38PM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
It called quiff is the pussyfart

just to let u know
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Aug 10 2003 12:56AM
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wolfmansbro
Posts: 2155 - Karma: 137
aaaaawwwww. for some reason i just thought of tubgirl. so now i guess farting girls are grose because for now on whenver you guys think of a girl farting you will think of tubgirl
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Aug 10 2003 1:26AM
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666
Posts: 1078 - Karma: 10
you know girls shit dont ya.

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Aug 10 2003 3:32AM
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sirjibsalot
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i would never talk to a girl who farted in front of me....i would probably throw up its gross
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Aug 10 2003 6:22AM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
queen laqueefa! hahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahaha. good shit
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what makes me hot?

i would have to say my eyes, or my lips. i love my lips. and my hair. oh god my hair makes me soo wet. and my nose. so very very sexy.
-cj

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'Get Sam Caylor super fat club to boycott the other un-important weight loss club'

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Aug 11 2003 8:47AM
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waterville_NH
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niel is one sick bastard, first he gets horny while looking at a picture of his sister, now he wants to fuck a chick in the ass while shes farting, what the fuck?

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Aug 11 2003 4:46PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
wait, whats this about wanting to dry-fuck his sister?
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what makes me hot?

i would have to say my eyes, or my lips. i love my lips. and my hair. oh god my hair makes me soo wet. and my nose. so very very sexy.
-cj

member of both the

'Get Sam Caylor super fat club to boycott the other un-important weight loss club'

and

‘The 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.
Aug 11 2003 9:03PM
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TechnoPotamus
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epic girls farting thread bumpppppp!!! this thread is so absurd
Jul 11 2009 3:27PM
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0ptions
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Wow some of these bumps have been epic.
Jul 11 2009 3:28PM
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chapz
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wow thats fucking gross. i wish i was a member back then
Jul 11 2009 3:32PM
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Sno.
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Queefing is not a pussy fart.  They just call it that becaus it sounds the same.  A fart is gas coming out of your anus.  A queef is from having sex, and air gets pushed into the vagina and cant escape because your penis is in the way.  It's kind of like when you shove your fingers into gak and then there's a pocket of air in the gak, and then when you squeeze the gak the air comes out and makes a farting sound. end.
Jul 11 2009 3:44PM
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no_steeze
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i'm living with my cousin in a relatively small apartment and the other day she pooped which i did not know happened and it smelled so bad, the whole apartment stunk

i wanted to hide under a couch cushion and cry for a while
Jul 11 2009 3:55PM
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skiEER
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good point
Jul 11 2009 5:16PM
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special_k10101
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my friends and i were riding four abreast in the back of my friend's car and this girl who i think is pretty cute farted at least 3 times and these were some incredible SBDs...
i just don't know what to think anymore
Jul 11 2009 10:05PM
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yojimbo
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nah dude, i'm all about sucking the farts out of the girls ass with a nice bendy straw. so hott.
Jul 11 2009 10:13PM
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