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ButteredToast.
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Ok, so theres a dude up my street, and it was his fiftieth birthday yesterday, and theres a marquee type sign where you put the letters in the empty spaces in his front yard that says:

"         Looking Good!          "
             Isn't It Nifty
           Bill Is Turning
                    50!

He's usually pretty chill and I'm thinking about going up there tonight and changing the sign around for jokes. (NOTE: There are two sides of the sign, so I have two of each letter to deal with.)
What should i change it to?
Is it worth it?

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Jul 8 2007 1:27AM
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Shadows
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that must be one cool 50 year old for him to be referred to as 'dude'
Jul 8 2007 1:30AM
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KLovelace
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that would most likely be nifty
Jul 8 2007 1:31AM
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Ericpbp
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one thing you couild right is.. its not that great though look in bills goods! it is 50 in' long
Jul 8 2007 1:36AM
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KLovelace
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why don't you write "50 is extremely old".. it may seem tame but he will most likely cry his eyes out from that one
Jul 8 2007 1:37AM
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durkin.
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because there arent E's or an X. nice.
Jul 8 2007 1:39AM
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Piste.Off
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do what captain underpants always did and say his feet smell like pee or something
Jul 8 2007 1:40AM
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KLovelace
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oh i get it.. its like one of those.. signs with all the plastic letters.. okay hold up.. lemme rethink it
Jul 8 2007 1:41AM
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skiRay
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make sure its funny... something that he will not kill you for... just get a good laugh
Jul 8 2007 1:42AM
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KLovelace
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im bad at letter reorginization.. how about "bill is old! 50!"
Jul 8 2007 1:43AM
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ButteredToast.
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i wanna change it to something amusing, but i DO NOT want to piss him off, cause i hinted at it earlier to my dad i was like "haha what if someone changed that sign"
Jul 8 2007 1:46AM
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KLovelace
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oh.. i dono.. its hard with that small selection of letters...
Jul 8 2007 1:48AM
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ButteredToast.
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do you think it would insult him if i changed it to "Getting
Old!"
Jul 8 2007 1:56AM
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KLovelace
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anything having to do with age is going to insult someone who just hit the big 5-0
Jul 8 2007 2:00AM
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ButteredToast.
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GAHH what should i change it to???????
Jul 8 2007 2:03AM
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ButteredToast.
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Help me Peeps
Jul 8 2007 2:55AM
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Piste.Off
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50 year olds pee on their feet
Jul 8 2007 2:56AM
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ButteredToast.
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um i dont want to insult him...
Jul 8 2007 2:58AM
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Piste.Off
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its not its a true fact
Jul 8 2007 3:01AM
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KLovelace
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its unfortunate to see, wouldn't you agree mama?
Jul 8 2007 3:02AM
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ButteredToast.
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lol ok im gonna be ghey and just change it to "Still Young!" cause i want to do something to the sign but i dont want tempers and upset ppl
Jul 8 2007 3:11AM
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drewishish
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yeah dont even waste your time

Jul 8 2007 3:25AM
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ButteredToast.
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i do what i want
Jul 8 2007 3:27AM
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dmc12380
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just make a bunch of swear words like fuck, bitch, cunt, ass, penis
Jul 8 2007 10:54AM
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pns513
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you should do that one
Jul 8 2007 11:13AM
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KLovelace
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are you a grown ass woman?
Jul 8 2007 11:22AM
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PilleDaKid
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YA GOOD IDEA!!!!
Jul 8 2007 11:22AM
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ButteredToast.
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lol its ol' Fart!
Jul 8 2007 6:43PM
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KatieMcCork
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That's hard, cuz there's not many letters to choose from. What about:

Nuts R Limpin',
But Bill's still pimpin'

You would have to turn the 'd's upsidedown to make the 'p's and do the 'm's by putting two 'n's together. That's all I've got...
Jul 8 2007 6:49PM
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ryan.c
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best one yet...you shoulda done that


out of all the things you coulda done you didnt somethin stupid...
Jul 8 2007 7:11PM
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comeatmebro
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bill is turning 50 looking 500?
Jul 8 2007 7:17PM
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skijunkiedtm
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OMG I REMEMBER THOSE BOOKS!
Jul 8 2007 7:33PM
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ButteredToast.
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i actually had a close call, i tried to pull the letters out and pulled one out wrong and it was really loud, and the college age kid who was visiting his parents was still up and he almost saw me, so i havent changed it yet, im going to tonight tho
Jul 8 2007 7:40PM
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dwall.
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do that one. and take a picture.
Jul 8 2007 10:08PM
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ButteredToast.
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theyre all capitals. it wouldnt work
Jul 8 2007 10:33PM
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comeatmebro
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dude, i have a butthole
Jul 8 2007 10:35PM
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ButteredToast.
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dude, i can have boners now
Jul 8 2007 10:36PM
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UNREAL
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YES
Jul 8 2007 11:06PM
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comeatmebro
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woohoo!!! go me!!!
Jul 8 2007 11:06PM
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KatieMcCork
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You could still do it even if it's all caps. Turn the 'Fs' into 'P's. It would be easy...
Jul 8 2007 11:14PM
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comeatmebro
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how do you turn an f into a p?
Jul 8 2007 11:23PM
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KatieMcCork
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I was just thinking you could use electrical tape, for example, to close the gap on the 'F' so it would look like a 'P'...or paper or something.

Jul 8 2007 11:33PM
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RunDMc
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yeah you could pretty much write anything with electrical tape
Jul 8 2007 11:39PM
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sdfjklioeur
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ha, this is off topic but for a prank on a teacher i hid a dead fish in his office and he didnt find it for a few weeks after it started to smell hella bad.
Jul 8 2007 11:55PM
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