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lushlaxstr
Posts: 3063 - Karma: 41
sooooo my friend wyatt (yea not really a friend i guess) had sex with my girlfriend. it was a month ago and i just found out! so instead of kicking that crap out of him i decided to get him back with a little help from you guys! please! go to these links, to the post office and send him as many boxes and tape and whatever as you possibly can! its free, so it just takes a few seconds! pleaseeee do it! thanks!
his address is,
 
Wyatt Vargas
272 Pine Brook Rd
Waitsfield, VT 05673

and the links to send him stuff
http://shop.usps.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?catalogId=10152&storeId=10001&categoryId=11825&productId=11697&langId=-1

http://shop.usps.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?catalogId=10152&storeId=10001&categoryId=11825&productId=11653&langId=-1


there are a bunch of differnt types of boxes, send him a max amount of all of them! twice! or three times, even! thanks guys!







Jul 8 2007 12:03AM
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honeydip
Posts: 984 - Karma: 20
i sent some. but also, u should kill him.
Jul 8 2007 4:28PM
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KatieMcCork
Posts: 255 - Karma: 10
Too bad the boxes don't actually arrive in box form.
Put a fish in the spare tire compartment of his trunk.
Jul 8 2007 4:34PM
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kepler.
Posts: 8761 - Karma: 139
they stil are quite cumbersome in deflated form. 5000 boxes is quite a lot
Jul 8 2007 4:43PM
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Swan_Solo
Posts: 2374 - Karma: 14
sick idea, too bad it kills trees
so i'm not going to send any
but you should get a few sent to yourself
then crap in them
and send those to him
Jul 8 2007 4:48PM
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kepler.
Posts: 8761 - Karma: 139
the only problem i see with sending out the boxes is that they are priority mail. and priority mail is fucking expensive
Jul 8 2007 4:49PM
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Swan_Solo
Posts: 2374 - Karma: 14
he'll think it's just more boxes, then BAM
Jul 8 2007 4:54PM
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lushlaxstr
Posts: 3063 - Karma: 41
bump
Jul 13 2007 9:54AM
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toominator
Posts: 4792 - Karma: 120
have any of the boxes arived yet?
Jul 13 2007 10:17AM
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martin.
Posts: 2115 - Karma: 34
just freeze a couple of bottles of shaving cream and put them in his car when its hot out
Jul 13 2007 11:12AM
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lushlaxstr
Posts: 3063 - Karma: 41
not yet
Jul 13 2007 11:32AM
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skijunkiedtm
Posts: 9229 - Karma: 61
they will come soon, whats his cell or home number?
Jul 13 2007 12:09PM
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lushlaxstr
Posts: 3063 - Karma: 41
hes like dirt poor and doesn't have a phone. this thread was about him and his car blowing up at sugarbush https://www.newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/288158/
Jul 14 2007 11:53AM
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killabees
Posts: 8558 - Karma: 494
i would love to have sex with a girl and receive boxes a few months later
Jul 14 2007 12:22PM
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maclem
Posts: 2497 - Karma: 17
That would be pretty sweet.
Jul 14 2007 12:29PM
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miroz
Posts: 10333 - Karma: 3,947
i know someone who peed on a kid, it was wierd
Jul 14 2007 12:36PM
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caucasian_chad
Posts: 4078 - Karma: 3,625
everyone put Haywood Jiblomi as the name
Jul 14 2007 4:07PM
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PeteyG
Posts: 2946 - Karma: 49
i need a username and password
Jul 14 2007 4:07PM
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caucasian_chad
Posts: 4078 - Karma: 3,625
make up your own
Jul 14 2007 4:08PM
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caucasian_chad
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actually a username and password would be nice cause i dont want to get in trouble
Jul 14 2007 4:12PM
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PeteyG
Posts: 2946 - Karma: 49
hahaha i just sent him 300 boxes
Jul 14 2007 4:26PM
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PeteyG
Posts: 2946 - Karma: 49
keep us posted maybe take a pix or sometin
Jul 14 2007 7:00PM
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lushlaxstr
Posts: 3063 - Karma: 41
yea can do, he should be getting him this week somtime
Jul 16 2007 12:03AM
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TheMoostafian
Posts: 4504 - Karma: 9,438
you should send some to the girl too

and then go kick the fuck outta the guy

i'll send some boxes if i get the time
Jul 16 2007 12:09AM
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PeteyG
Posts: 2946 - Karma: 49
hey any luck?
Jul 20 2007 3:10PM
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