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KLovelace
Posts: 2118 - Karma: 289
so.. paris hilton got thrown into jail for violating her paroll.. my bro punched a cop.. and then got a dui on his paroll, and he never served a day, in fact, he still has his license.. he had the first court case ever that addressed the issue of the breathalizer being faulty cause he had 2 different readings that were like .01% apart.. bitchin!!
Jul 8 2007 12:00AM
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sherpasrock
Posts: 2382 - Karma: 10
i'm not so sure that would be a good idea...
Jul 8 2007 12:03AM
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fillup
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 568
dont take the breathalizer if you know your drunk
im not sure why but all lawyers do this so im guessing
it helps
Jul 8 2007 12:06AM
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ShadyHillGroup
Posts: 2881 - Karma: 213
yeah dont get a breathlizer if your drunk, you just loose your licence for 6 months, but nothing on the record
Jul 8 2007 12:09AM
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keystoner1
Posts: 2143 - Karma: 11
haha phil i dont understand that dont you have to?
Jul 8 2007 12:09AM
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lushlaxstr
Posts: 3063 - Karma: 41
ha sweet
Jul 8 2007 12:13AM
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ohiorprsnt
Posts: 202 - Karma: 10
i took the breathalizer, blew a significant amount and had to do only 2 drug and alchohol assesment classes. i pretty sure the arresting officer was a family friend tho.
Jul 8 2007 1:43PM
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fappy
Posts: 2960 - Karma: 15
so your bro is a tough guy huh fuck that you know i'd stomp the shit out of that ass
Jul 8 2007 1:45PM
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Ryanvdonk
Posts: 12808 - Karma: 1,945
you don't blow the breathilizer cause it's not accurate, you take the blood test at the police station...it gives you more time to sober up if you're close.
Jul 8 2007 2:06PM
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ThaLetterM.
Posts: 8609 - Karma: 1,612
why would you drink and drive anyway? retards.
Jul 8 2007 2:12PM
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JFerg
Posts: 2440 - Karma: 62
I don't know why you are bragging/excited about your brother not getting into trouble with the law here. He got a DUI, which obviously means he was driving drunk, which proves beyond any reasonable doubt, that your brother is a STUPID-ASS-MOTHA-FUCKA. Driving drunk is one of the worst things you can do in this world, and you risk the lives of 1000's of people when you do it. Your brother is a fucking idiot, and so are you for thinking it's great that he got off without too much shit. He should have his fuckin' hands cut off so he can't drive anymore for being that fuckin' stupid. We don't need people like him, or people like you condoning his actions in this world.
Jul 8 2007 2:13PM
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kepler.
Posts: 8761 - Karma: 139
don't take this to heart guys. i don't know what its like in all states but here in indiana, refusing to take a breathalizer is the same thing as admitting you are drunk. so either way you are fucked.

on a lighter note. how hard would it be to always have a handcuff key on you at all times if you plan on getting cuffed. i have a pair of handcuffs in my car with the key and i've always thought to just hide the key on me if i wanna go out and cause havoc
Jul 8 2007 2:24PM
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gmack24
Posts: 4636 - Karma: 31
clearly this kids mom from M.A.D.D. got on this guys name....


or he's just like 13
Jul 8 2007 2:45PM
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*DwC*
Posts: 1112 - Karma: 28
you wouldnt like it here in montana then..lol
Jul 8 2007 3:07PM
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Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
shut up! my mom was killed by a drunk driver. i fucking hate those people that are like it wont happen to me cause im invincible. fuck you! this is such bull shit. how would you feel to lose your mom to someone who thought they were cool
Jul 8 2007 3:14PM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 26
punched a cop? BAMF, seriously what a bad ass. OMFG what a fuckin rebel. seriously.
Jul 8 2007 3:49PM
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steve.o
Posts: 628 - Karma: 9
damn....... dont move to montana
Jul 8 2007 4:24PM
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KLovelace
Posts: 2118 - Karma: 289
well i think hes stupid, and he is always drunk.. im not condoning it.. he had his head out the window to let the breeze go through it, thats why he got pulled over.. i was just pointing out that he avoided getting put in jail, and paris hilton didn't.. i thought it was rather cray
Jul 9 2007 5:23AM
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ATLskier
Posts: 8203 - Karma: 406
a little harsh, but true.
Jul 9 2007 5:39AM
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Worst.NS.Member
Posts: 703 - Karma: 11
Yeah except for the fact that in the states, all it takes is a glass of wine with dinner and you're 'drunk'.
Christ if you're gonna go that far, outlaw it.
Literally I was pulled by an NJ state trooper for a 'routine traffic stop' (bullshit) and blew over the limit after having one glass of wine with a steak at my buddy's house. Of course this is nothing compared to the 3 or 4 times I've been pulled over commuting home from work (late at night) and 'failing' a field sobriety test while sober. Only reason I got away with the first case is audio tape of him saying 'routine traffic stop' (ie no probable cause, moron), when in court he claimed he stopped me for speeding.

So not only is the law ridiculous, but the cops are shamming dirtbags as well. I sympathize with the poor saps who actually even blow under the limit, but because a cop sees them 'swaying' on a field sobriety test, they still get slammed with driving 'ability impaired' or some BS. I've had cops gleefully explain to me in policing seminars about how they can give you a DUI based on your field testing alone.
What a crock!
Jul 9 2007 5:48AM
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StanMcStanson
Posts: 2772 - Karma: 1
that sucks dude...if your gonna get hammered just stay at home why risk your fucking life and everyone else around you in the first place
Jul 27 2007 9:59PM
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1stBlood
Posts: 594 - Karma: 10
yea since your little handcuff key is really gonna open the cops handcuffs...

hahaha
Jul 27 2007 10:56PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
exactly. the law is fucked up, and police officers can get you for basically anything.
Jul 27 2007 11:02PM
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2planking
Posts: 1180 - Karma: 17
word
Jul 27 2007 11:07PM
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jacqui-la-fripui
Posts: 1119 - Karma: 12
naw his bro would own your pig faggot ass    get the fuck off this website cop
Oct 15 2007 4:02PM
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beer.
Posts: 3096 - Karma: 44
I dont condone drunk driving, but 1000s of lives?  maybe if you are speeding through a parade or something.  cmon man if youre trying to make a point dont sound so stupid.

i've driven while over the limit before, and I absolutely hate doing it.  every time I have done so I have driven so well a state trooper could have followed me the entire way.  and when I have, its been on mostly back roads, late at night, with no one else around.  the real reason I hate it is I would be fucked if I got a DUI, also there is a 6 thousand dollar ticket added onto the additional shit you get for a DUI in virginia.

i have driven much much worse while tired.  like I drove one time so tired that its almost a miracle I didnt crash my car, but I really had no choice but to drive anyways.



you can go ahead and rip into me if youd like.
Oct 15 2007 4:26PM
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STREETS
Posts: 1443 - Karma: 15
Negative karma for being such a jackass. Drinking and driving is not cool, its reckless and extremley  dangerous.
Oct 15 2007 4:47PM
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HappyTreez
Posts: 311 - Karma: 401
don't drink and drive, bitches

smoke and fly


Oct 15 2007 5:20PM
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nhrvatin56
Posts: 22 - Karma: 10
im gonna have to agree with that, punching a cop is one of the more badass things you can do. Ill give props to anyone who hits a cop.
Oct 15 2007 5:37PM
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M+M
Posts: 7935 - Karma: 25
you automatically lose your liscnece then
Oct 15 2007 6:28PM
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