Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post.
Register to become a member today!
Escaping the law
so.. paris hilton got thrown into jail for violating her paroll.. my bro punched a cop.. and then got a dui on his paroll, and he never served a day, in fact, he still has his license.. he had the first court case ever that addressed the issue of the breathalizer being faulty cause he had 2 different readings that were like .01% apart.. bitchin!!
grilled steeze sandwich anyone?
i'm not so sure that would be a good idea...
being vague is almost as much fun as doing this other thing
dont take the breathalizer if you know your drunk
im not sure why but all lawyers do this so im guessing
yeah dont get a breathlizer if your drunk, you just loose your licence for 6 months, but nothing on the record
To become old and wise...you must first become young and stupid.
haha phil i dont understand that dont you have to?
"folks, the president need a break. he is like a Black and Decker cordless Dirtdevil vacume. if you dont recharge his batteries, he cant suck."
russbuss = steezy
i took the breathalizer, blew a significant amount and had to do only 2 drug and alchohol assesment classes. i pretty sure the arresting officer was a family friend tho.
ballin the slopes of b-dub since 91
so your bro is a tough guy huh fuck that you know i'd stomp the shit out of that ass
you don't blow the breathilizer cause it's not accurate, you take the blood test at the police station...it gives you more time to sober up if you're close.
"The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
why would you drink and drive anyway? retards.
sometimes there are words after someone's post that look like they are in fact part of the post. In this case, however, you wasted five seconds of your life reading my signature. good day
I don't know why you are bragging/excited about your brother not getting into trouble with the law here. He got a DUI, which obviously means he was driving drunk, which proves beyond any reasonable doubt, that your brother is a STUPID-ASS-MOTHA-FUCKA. Driving drunk is one of the worst things you can do in this world, and you risk the lives of 1000's of people when you do it. Your brother is a fucking idiot, and so are you for thinking it's great that he got off without too much shit. He should have his fuckin' hands cut off so he can't drive anymore for being that fuckin' stupid. We don't need people like him, or people like you condoning his actions in this world.
don't take this to heart guys. i don't know what its like in all states but here in indiana, refusing to take a breathalizer is the same thing as admitting you are drunk. so either way you are fucked.
on a lighter note. how hard would it be to always have a handcuff key on you at all times if you plan on getting cuffed. i have a pair of handcuffs in my car with the key and i've always thought to just hide the key on me if i wanna go out and cause havoc
yes i realize it looks like penis jibber
Over time, most people experience life involving love, suffering, compassion and an unspeackable drive for something new... For me theres skiing, nothing more, nothing less and it encompasses everything, every day I'm out there------------- PEP FUJAS
"ahahahaha her limp body went foooosh!"
clearly this kids mom from M.A.D.D. got on this guys name....
or he's just like 13
you wouldnt like it here in montana then..lol
shut up! my mom was killed by a drunk driver. i fucking hate those people that are like it wont happen to me cause im invincible. fuck you! this is such bull shit. how would you feel to lose your mom to someone who thought they were cool
"if all your friends jumped off a clif would you?" -my mom "i would if there was snow on it" -me
also love having to ask the chubby 14 year old girl with no self esteem how much she weighs.
hey, if you dnt wana tell me youre weight, i cant fit you into a real nice snowboard.-Albino
punched a cop? BAMF, seriously what a bad ass. OMFG what a fuckin rebel. seriously.
peace to all those down with this BEND shit.
damn....... dont move to montana
~-_magical fungus cult_-~
pm me for an invite
well i think hes stupid, and he is always drunk.. im not condoning it.. he had his head out the window to let the breeze go through it, thats why he got pulled over.. i was just pointing out that he avoided getting put in jail, and paris hilton didn't.. i thought it was rather cray
grilled steeze sandwich anyone?
a little harsh, but true.
dude, if i was abe lincoln in the 1860s, and a bunch of southern states decided to break off, id be like, dude, fucking take them, we dont care.-mnscratchskier
Yeah except for the fact that in the states, all it takes is a glass of wine with dinner and you're 'drunk'.
Christ if you're gonna go that far, outlaw it.
Literally I was pulled by an NJ state trooper for a 'routine traffic stop' (bullshit) and blew over the limit after having one glass of wine with a steak at my buddy's house. Of course this is nothing compared to the 3 or 4 times I've been pulled over commuting home from work (late at night) and 'failing' a field sobriety test while sober. Only reason I got away with the first case is audio tape of him saying 'routine traffic stop' (ie no probable cause, moron), when in court he claimed he stopped me for speeding.
So not only is the law ridiculous, but the cops are shamming dirtbags as well. I sympathize with the poor saps who actually even blow under the limit, but because a cop sees them 'swaying' on a field sobriety test, they still get slammed with driving 'ability impaired' or some BS. I've had cops gleefully explain to me in policing seminars about how they can give you a DUI based on your field testing alone.
What a crock!
maytag, NS newbie, Japan's backpacking expedition ski bum! Shredding gnar since 1985! 3 continents and counting!
Skiing, the only sport where the more you spend, the less credible you are!
4chan.org CULT! nsəp nsəp nsəp nsəp nsəp nsəp nsəp nsəp
that sucks dude...if your gonna get hammered just stay at home why risk your fucking life and everyone else around you in the first place
If it was easy, they'd call it snowboarding
yea since your little handcuff key is really gonna open the cops handcuffs...
It amazes me that people advertise for the army on FUEL TV, cuz you know that skiers and boarders all over the country are just siitin there goin "Haha Fuck the army, lets go ski!!"
You May Be Dissapointed If You Fail, But Doomed If You Never Try...
exactly. the law is fucked up, and police officers can get you for basically anything.
PM for invite to
silk screeners and others
naw his bro would own your pig faggot ass get the fuck off this website cop
I dont condone drunk driving, but 1000s of lives? maybe if you are speeding through a parade or something. cmon man if youre trying to make a point dont sound so stupid.
i've driven while over the limit before, and I absolutely hate doing it. every time I have done so I have driven so well a state trooper could have followed me the entire way. and when I have, its been on mostly back roads, late at night, with no one else around. the real reason I hate it is I would be fucked if I got a DUI, also there is a 6 thousand dollar ticket added onto the additional shit you get for a DUI in virginia.
i have driven much much worse while tired. like I drove one time so tired that its almost a miracle I didnt crash my car, but I really had no choice but to drive anyways.
you can go ahead and rip into me if youd like.
I asked a girl to be my girlfriend once. And now I'm sitting alone in my room on NS.--Slandis
Feels the heat, under the sombrero
to any amigo that's tryin to stop the dineros
Negative karma for being such a jackass. Drinking and driving is not cool, its reckless and extremley dangerous.
" I know not what weapons will be used in World War 3, all I know is that World War 4 will be fought with sticks and stones"
"cause youz a bitch and I aint"
Ricky from Unforgivable
don't drink and drive, bitches
smoke and fly
R.I.P. Asher Crank 1989-2007
Relax and take notes while I take tokes of the Marijuana Smoke.
"Our country's conservative movement doesn't have homosexuals either, just dudes who like to fuck other dudes." Jon Stewart
"If I rhyme about home and got descriptive, I'd make 50 Cent look like Limp Bizkit."-K'naan
im gonna have to agree with that, punching a cop is one of the more badass things you can do. Ill give props to anyone who hits a cop.
you automatically lose your liscnece then
*NORTH EAST CULT*
All times are Eastern (-4)