i was thinking about a while back during a snow storm when my neighbors were trying to go out- they had a german excahnge student in the back pusing- all of the sudden the car started to slide backwards- the girl fell and the car ran her over twice- then rolled down the hill and hit phone pole- the girls freaks out and sprints away screaming- the whole time me and my friends r building a kicker in the front yard and watch the whole thing- crazy ass shit- so now my neighbor- shes a senior in HS- has hit a stop sign, 2 mailboxes- two cars- a phone pole- and a german girl- anyway post ur shit
Can I get a Howard Dean Byyyaahhh!!!
i think one pole is where its at. one pole steeze for life. -ackerbacker
tried to have fun with an S bend on a backcountry road in the winter. ended up backwards in a ditch.
seriously though, some of you assholes are going to get all the way through this before you realize your reading my signature.
"when i was like 10 there was this crazy german sheapard down the street who attacked my cat and ripped its stomach open causing its entrails to spew all over my neighbors fence. I attribute that to why I'm so fucked up now." - Dick-juice.
that sucks...........one time i was fucking around in my car on my dirt road. the road was covered in ice and i was trying to drift. i overcorrected the drift and flew off the road into a bush..made a little dent in the door. it turned out alright and taught me an important lesson
today was my first day driving and i was parking and i hit the gas instead of the brake and almost hit a wall. luckely i didnt but it scared the shit out of my mom and i thought she was never gonna let me drive again.
Ive had it, with these mothafucken snakes on this mothafucken plane!
Shit bitch im always yelling im Samual mothafuckin Jackson!
a friend of mine bought a nice new car, wanted to show me and some other people it so he took us out for a little drive. It was the first day of rain in a couple months and he lost control around one corner, went into a ditch and got $2000 worth of damage. Only drove it for not even half a day...
My friend since kindergarten died in a car accident a few years back... I had to go to my other friend's birthday party a week after we found out that he didn't pull through the coma... she was dating him at the time... fucking sucked and still does.
if skierman dosent know him then he cant be that famous
i was gonna see it, but then skiierman said he wasn't
my bros friend had an BMW m3 Imported for him. spent tons of money. he was changing the radio station going about 50, normal speed and looked up and was swirving real hard into oncoming traffic, he swung the car too hard back and flipped it into a ditch. goodbye imported m3. totalled
ok now hears the whole story cuz (Keith)ski_unit _19 wanted me to tell it so we are on our way back from the beach, Shania (i_ski_switch) is driving ski_unit_19 is in the front seat and me and sdubs(my little bro who just got on ns) are in the back seat so I_ski_switch(Shania) decided to make an illegal u-turn at about 80 miles per hour on a dirt road.(for those of u who don’t know her she’s a crazy bitch) We slide on the rocks and skid into the woods just barley missing trees, the mirror flys off cuz it just hit a tree. We are freaking out then a small weak tree eventually stops the car. We try to pull out but the car is stock in the woods so i_ski_switch starts to cry hard core cuz she thinks she has totaled her brand new Mazda 6 but there were just a lot of dents. Meanwhile in the back seat all sdubs is worried about is saving the drinks, so we can drink them while waiting for help. so after about 20 min of i_ski_switch crying and Ski_unit_19 yelling at her trying to calm her down the cop shows up> now this cop was the biggest ass iv ever meat. He asks me what happened and I not thinking I say were trying to make a u-turn and I rat her out. So ski_unit _19 whispers to me how he’s pissed that I said that and I told him and I said I was sorry, then the cop over hears us and is pissed off that we were whispering. He freaks out on Ski_unit_19 and Keith(ski_unit_19) just yells back at him like "y is it important, I don’t see y u need to no." so in the end i_ski_switch gets 2 tickets one for crashing and trying to make an illegal u-turn and one for 2 minors whispering to each other and not telling the officer what they said.(hahaha she deserves it hahaha lol) O ya and finally to top it of the next day she locks her keys in her car and has to call triple A to get in her car.
But now that it’s all said and down we laugh about it cuz it was so funny lol and she’s a bitch.
slid up against a guardrail on a really snowy night where i could barely see anything, luckily it was covered in snow and i wasn't going fast. no damage. and strangely, i wasnt scared right as it happened and right after but i got shook up an hour later realizing what almost could have happened. no bueno
the only destruction to my car has been from my lame drunk friends
yes i realize it looks like penis jibber
Over time, most people experience life involving love, suffering, compassion and an unspeackable drive for something new... For me theres skiing, nothing more, nothing less and it encompasses everything, every day I'm out there------------- PEP FUJAS
I totaled a honda CRX by sliding 360 on black ice @ 50 mph. Dumped a sport bike on the highway and bounced off a guardrail going 80 mph. And by far the WORST was, I was on my way to meet my bro to go skiing and i was on the access road to blue mtn. PA when a noob liftie about 18 is doin fishtails and slams right into the side of my yota totaling it. But other than that I'm a pretty good driver I think.
Also on a more serious note I lost my oldest bro in a car wreck back in 2001, now just me and my bro left of the three boys. He's having a rough time with his b-day this year cause he actually got older than his older brother, that's a wierd feeling I'm sure, I'll let ya know in two years.
Seriously the way America pines over celebrities makes me ill. It's life, lives end all day. Yeah, sad, a kid died. How many kids are dying all over the world due to far more sinister negligence? Nobody seems upset about that, but when a wrestler dies, oh snap the gloves come off and its hardcore emo crying time. Lets all wear black bandanas and listen to dashboard for a week until the next American idol is voted in and we forget all about that poor schmuck from last week.
i was doing donuts in a field and a guy came out who owns the field and so i hurried to get out of there and i was driving to fast and i came to the gate (because it was a gated community) and i slammed on the brakes and couldn't stop so i had to make a decision if i hit the gate which would of been 2000 dollars or hit the brick pillar next to it so i swerved and dinted my bumper and made it way crooked
Back when I had my BMW 325ix, I was making a right turn at a red light one time right when some fool in a mini-van passed me. I turned, put my car in 2nd gear, then saw the guy in the mini-van had slammed on his brakes for some apparent reason. I swerved left in order to miss him, and then the car lost control and I was drifting. I overcorrected and wound up going over the median right where a lightpole was, and smashing the side against the pole I got the car pointed in the right direction and pulled over. Got out. saw that my car was virtually fucked and pretty much totaled.
I didnt drive for 5 months.
Then I got my 98 Jeep Grand Cherokee. I was stopped at a light, and some crazy bitch in a brand new merc slams into the rear end of my car. Then, she was dumb enough to not hit the brake, but rather, hit the gas, therefore slamming into me once more.
Good fucking times dood.
C'MON THE HOOPS!
ahhhh fuck!!! i broke my searchbars! my searchbars are broke!!! i got broken searchbars!!! -skitheeast1100
Shut up and drink your beer... there are sober kids in India...
i almost got in a bad accident the other day, i was in the car with some friends and there was a car probably going about 90 in our lane coming head on to our car, and it swerved off to the left right before it nearly slammed into us, i definitely think someone would have died if it had hit us
i was really fast around a corner on the sugarbush access road (about 80mph) and i
was taking it wide, but i took it a little too wide and hit some loose
gravel and lost control, and went off the road took out some signs hit
a ditch missing 2 phone pole by an inch, and i went airborn and fliped
around in the air, then hit the ground, did some more flips then landed
on my side. walked away with a scratch on my left arm. thank god i was in a saab
"folks, the president need a break. he is like a Black and Decker cordless Dirtdevil vacume. if you dont recharge his batteries, he cant suck."
I had a dream last night that I was friends with Ellen Degeneras. I talked to her when she was jogging by and we were standing in snow... I had no skis on... I was walking. Then some lady stopped in her car, took a picture then drove off. God help me.- Skiierman
my brother fell asleep on my couch watching a show about the process of making jelly beans- Chrissy
Crazy bitch was doing 50 through a school zone as I was pulling out of the entrance and she hits the front of my car. All her air bags deploy she totals her car and she gets a fat lip from the steering wheel.. I just had front end damage...
"In a world of universal deceit, telling the truth is revolutionary" - George Orwell, 1984.
I haven't gotten in any crashes(although I don't know why, i only pay attention to the things around me maybe 50% of the time), but there have been two bad car crashes outside of my house. One of them, the car flipped almost a dozen times, and the people ran, and were pretty injured, and bleeding. The second one was on the last day of school, and the people would have flipped, but the town just built a new fence, and that stopped them from flipping. They ran too, and weren't injured. Both crashes involved a lot of alcohol, and i even found a can that was half empty(maybe half full) that was not bent, had no holes, and was sealed at the top. It was pretty trippy.
It aint easy being white,
It aint easy being brown,
It aint easy being bright,
It aint easy having kids all over town.
Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil. - ~Cork_1080~