So I'm at this club dance in Grand Rapids and I start grinding with a fine-looking chick... the song gets over and we're both still into each other so we do some more freaking, right? Eventually I judge that we're into each other enough to start talking, so I ask her name, where she's from, etc. etc., finally getting around to age. She giggles and says..... 'fourteen!' I nearly shit myself. Seems like only a few years ago I was the cream of the crop... then you turn 18 and realize that you've got statutory rape written all over you. I mean, older girls are great too, but it's terrible when you check out some nice 15 or 16-year old, and then you realize how old you are.
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