1. Derek
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Derek is a male name of English and Old German origin, possibly derived from Theodoric, meaning power of the tribe or ruler of the people. To the best of my knowledge,it began being used near the beginning of the 20th Century,but may have been used before that.
My name actually is Derek.
Person: Derek is really tall...
Another Person: Yeah,and he likes to break things.
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by Lostboy6634 Detroit Apr 30, 2007 email it
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2. Derek
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Anyone who suffers from short person syndrome. Which is a sickness that results in cockiness and the thought that they are better than other people because they have to make up for their height (or something else if you know what I mean) by being cocky.
Man that guy is such a Derek.
John: He is a Derek because he has a short wiener.
Mary: It's true, I have seen it, well, I tried to see it, but
couldn't find it.
tags asshole short person guy girl man woman derek names short person bitch penis
by Hottiewithabody Weinerville Mar 31, 2007 email it
3. DEREK
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A word derrived from a comical pronunciation of the word: dick. Pronounced with cocked head, upthrust neck and clenched vocal chords the word is best separated into it's component syllables to give the impression of saying:
"DE-EH-RE-EH-EK" ;
For emphasis, the word may be said at the speed required to provide maximum comedic value. For example, when participating in a DBA or Drive by Abuse one would shorten the pronunciation to ensure the intended victim received the full impact of the word. At the other end of the scale, the slower and fuller pronunciation would most likely be used as a greeting and mechanism to provide a mocking platform in the event of performing a stupid act worthy of the monika "DEREK".
Whereas pronunciation carries the majority of the word's meaning, it is not the entirety of the word's value. The word can be used to greet, bid adeui, mock, celebrate, reference or replace other key words in a sentence. See below for usage examples.
The telephone greeting (often used as a comic relief in an otherwise potentially dull answerphone message):
"I say, is that DE-EH-RE-EH-EK?!"
The passing in the street:
"Look over there, isn't that Derek kicking it old school?
Hey you! Derek! How the derek are you doing old chap?"
The DBA:
/acceleration of car to suitable speed
DEREK!
The morning call to arms, accompanied by an upward stretch and rigorous scratching of the bollocks
/repeated stretching
"DEEEEE-EEEEEEEHHHH- RREEEEEEEE-EEEEEEEK ohbloodyhell"
/continued scrotal jiggling
The conveyance of dismay or anger at another person's idiocy:
"Did you see what that pillock did the other night? He was acting like a total derek, I mean really just how much of a derek does that derek want to be? Derek. DEREK!"
Recently used as a replacement for any word in a sentence, which in the same way that fictional cartoon characters The Smurfs do:
"Did you give that shady lass a good dereking last night mate? Or did she derek the pants off you?"
Or:
"I was driving my derek down the derek, and some total DE-EH-RE-EH-EK pulled out right in front of my derek causing me to derek all over the road. Dereks were looking at me left right and derek, I felt like a such a derek. I tell you, never in all my days have I wanted to derek someone into total derekdom so much. Derek."
tags derek de-eh-re-eh-ek greeting wheelhouse dereck diruck d'wreck
by randal24 UK Mar 21, 2007 email it
4. Derek
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Stupid ignorant person, also used as to describe someone who doesn't know what he is doing.
"Hey, that person looks like a derek"
"What the derek are you doin'"
tags derek dumb ignorant stupid useless
by Track00293 Hungary Nov 7, 2006 email it
5. derek
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to break a surfboard (while trying to dive under a wave) by putting your hands on the front and a knee in the middle of the board and breaking it in half by the force of the wave comming at you
"Dude! My board broke in half!"....."Tha t is because you dereked it while going under that wave!"
tags crack pressure force buzzkill tension
by Sean Williams Moraga Oct 2, 2006 email it
6. derek
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An individual knwn to many as a scumbag a person who is greedy r self-centered. A fool easily manipulated by females known as kelsey.Or even just random girls. Origin from mexico but enjoys to deny it. Enjoys tacos from the bell but will settle for garbage or road kill on the weekends. Very dangerous individual not just for his reputation as a sex fein but also as a bully, enjoys breaking fingers and thimbs on peoples faces. Drives a creepy mini van and can be identified just from saying "hi little girl" or "i have candy in my van". Last but not least an individual who also loves to endulge in the pleasures of life. Such as frequent preteen hokups exc exc. Beware of this mexican sex fein. 1. Do nt enter the van 2. Do not go near the van 3. Do not look at the van, infact just dont eat candy. PS. His weakness arer his arms for they are balloons and will pop to a pin .
"Mr Jamies is a creeper"
"Derek lovees tacos"
"My child is missing","Oh no she got dereked"
"I got dereked"
wow sorry for the longness
