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404404
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This was funney movie go and see it, and the boobs in this one are best ever.




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Aug 4 2003 5:05PM
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weazelzb
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.... yea but no tara reid.... snif snif

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Aug 4 2003 7:26PM
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DrPepper
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what?!?! no tara?!?! screw this movie!!

jk, i will go see it.
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Aug 4 2003 7:28PM
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powder99
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funniest movie ever. live life, love life, get payed and get laid, i want to hang out with my wang out, i want to rock out with my cock out
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Aug 5 2003 12:40AM
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Skier10322
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hahaha, everyone on this site who likes those movies should owe me something cause the movies are all based off my small high school. East Grand Rapids MI
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Aug 5 2003 1:06AM
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P-JO
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East Great Falls
East Grand Rapids,

Wow, there very similar, they do owe you money







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Aug 5 2003 2:10AM
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Skier10322
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well the guy who wrote it graduated from my school in like '92. The second one takes place in Grand Harbor, in real life Grand Haven.
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Aug 5 2003 2:44AM
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he ate the poop
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Aug 5 2003 3:01AM
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weazelzb
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im seein it with my girlfriend this saturday... and after that were gonna fuck

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Aug 5 2003 3:06AM
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roxysister360
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i just got back from it a lil while ago...so funny! last night my friends and i watched the first 2 and then saw the 3rd one tonight.

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Aug 7 2003 6:19AM
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B-Wald
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i remember a couple summers ago i think..when they were supposedly shooting some of the shots for the second movie in my town(grand haven..as teddy pointed out earlier that it's the city it was supposed to be in)..and everyone was goin crazy because they thought they were gonna be in the movie..and shit..when they actually only had one shot in the movie that was actually from grand haven..
the third movie was really funny though..probably my favorite of the three..i wish that huge place they were at was actually in traverse..that'd be pretty cool..
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Aug 7 2003 7:02AM
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Matty.
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i wanna see it so bad now

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Aug 7 2003 11:48PM
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Matty.
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do u get to see the blondies tits

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Aug 7 2003 11:48PM
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Freeskifro
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i can see how its based on kids from EGR. Suck my dick- Ron Jeremy





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Aug 8 2003 2:28AM
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LineBoarder
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^^^ hhaha great part, it was funny as hell.. But, sometimes i felt the producer tried to hard with Stifler. but it was still damn funny





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Aug 9 2003 2:36AM
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five0
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stifler's awesome.. hey shitbrick
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Aug 9 2003 4:14AM
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wiglaf
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that movies sucks
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Aug 9 2003 4:21AM
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Freeskifro
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they tried to throw a plot in but it was basically Stiffler one liners


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Aug 9 2003 5:57AM
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yeah but there were other funny ass parts. Like when gym shaved his shit and it went all over their faces, i was dying... but stiflers one liners made the movie for sure





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Aug 9 2003 7:18AM
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Ghost
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B-Wald. that golf course and huge place they stayed at was in Monterey I believe. Or somewhere around here in California

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Aug 9 2003 7:21AM
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grandmotherfucker....


well ur a motherfucker......


yes..i...amm....
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-kevan
Aug 9 2003 7:22AM
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Durhoward
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Haha that was a great line. This one was probably my favorite of the series.
Aug 9 2003 3:25PM
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five0
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i liked how they made stifler the good guy for a while,and thats how cadence knew him,and finch already knew what she wanted so he became the tough guy
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-kevan
Aug 9 2003 3:51PM
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i love how i already know the entire movie from all u dumbfucks
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Aug 9 2003 6:34PM
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Aug 9 2003 11:38PM
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Aug 9 2003 11:39PM
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Aug 9 2003 11:39PM
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mariberries
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I thought it was pretty funny
they are all enjoyable. now I wanna see the first 2 over again tho


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Aug 9 2003 11:58PM
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roxysister360
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ok...the whole american pie trilogy is good, but 1 thing bothered me..at the end of the 2nd one when stifler's mom pulls up, finch asks her for her real name. but then, as soon as he sees her in teh 3rd one, he's like 'stifler's mom'...so what was the whole point of even asking her name if they're not gonna use it...ya know what i mean?
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Aug 11 2003 6:26AM
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never_summer
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^ stiflers mom sounds better...everybody is used to sayin it so they might as well not change it...but good thought..i never would have caught that



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Aug 11 2003 6:31AM
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holyDINOSAURS
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that movie was soo funny. and stifler was the best ever! s'also funny when Stifler and Finch traded places int eh bar nad finch was like 'woaaaaa!' and gave him teh finger




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Aug 11 2003 10:32PM
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LC.
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Personally, I thought the first one was aweful. Horrible movie. The only good performance was by the dad of the pie fucker dude. I saw a bit of the second one and it wasn't much better. It's all be done before, and better.
Aug 11 2003 11:06PM
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LineBoarder
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I like you mannn, but your craaaaaazzzzyyyyy... haha j/k.... u really thought the first one sucked? I thought it was pretty good, and thought the second one was the same, i dunno, they made their mark





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Aug 12 2003 2:51AM
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never_summer
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^ thats old school...not american pie



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Aug 12 2003 2:57AM
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C.Royce
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where are Oz, Vicki, and Heather?????
Aug 12 2003 5:02AM
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five0
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yeah good point where r they
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Aug 12 2003 5:47AM
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very very funny movie...
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Aug 12 2003 7:47AM
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ya i know its old school, it was a joke.... old school is obviously the shit though





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Aug 12 2003 5:27PM
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never_summer
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^ old school is the shit...i have watched it like 5 times in 3 days (cuz i got nothin better to do) and it doesnt get old at all



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Aug 12 2003 7:35PM
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Rogge
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^^ old school- funniest movie ever

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Aug 13 2003 6:04PM
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ECFS-Attitash
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did someone just spell Jim, gym??

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Aug 15 2003 5:27AM
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caleBCaleb
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taht kevin kid had only like 5 lines in the entire movie, why did they even bother putting him in??
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