Fuck security guards

I was pulling out of this parking lot at sunday river and acidentally swiped a car a little. so i keep on driving to find an empty place to park because the lots were packed. I end up parking down the road a little and this douchebag fuel truck guy who thinks he fuckin owns mountain followed me the whole way and threatened to call the po po if i didnt report the accident. so i go back and tell the security guys, who happen to be on this douchebags' side which me and my friends later named bruce. so the fat ass security guards, about 3 of them and Bruce make us wait for the the statey to show up which took like 2 hours. the whole time the security guards and bruce just ate hotdogs and were making jokes about me and my friends who were in the car. What pissed me off the most is that this bruce guy wasnt even doing his real job as a fuel truck driver. he was just sitting in the parking lot doing nothing. hes one of those guys who has no life and talks about hunting and mechanics and shit. so the stateys come and i tell him the whole story and he lets me off clean which really pissed off the fat asses. then the cop asks the security guards where the car was and there were so dumd they forgot were it was parked so they tell the cop it left, even though i saw it was still there but didnt feel like telling anyone.

so about a month passes and my insurance company calls up and they tell me to tell the story of what happened so it can be recorded. I tell them the truth and the lady on the phone says she got a whole different story from the security guards. they said i had a car full of people, but really i only had two others, and that after i hit the car i sped off down the road and two cops had to chase me down to stop me. then they pulled me over and everyone in the car was underage and drinking and they found weed in the car. then the other car had $5000 worth of damage from the dents on the drivers side door all the way to the trunk, even though the only thing wrong with the other car was some of my paint rubbed onto there back bumper, no dents at all. All in all the whole thing was dropped because the fat fucks lied and nothing happened to me.