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Gnl.Weirdness
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I have a theory that people who drive massive trucks have very small penises and are compensating. Anyone care to agree, or disagree?
Jun 17 2007 11:13PM
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Sdot.
Posts: 4100 - Karma: 4,430
It doesn't... it was a joke for those who actually know I'm a female, yourself included. Nevermind, though.
Jun 18 2007 6:19PM
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Mat.
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I hate when some dumb old china women who cant drive for shit have the biggest fucking tankalard truckiods ever.
takes up the ENTIRE road, and you cant ever pass them at any given point.
Jun 18 2007 6:24PM
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RudyGarmisch
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Penis envy. Her psychological dick is huge.
Jun 18 2007 6:25PM
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J.D.
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Wow. If it were possible to quantify a lack of respect for something, I still wouldn't be able to manage it here.
Jun 18 2007 6:56PM
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What_A_Wookie
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small trucks?
Jun 18 2007 7:26PM
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whattheshit
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those are called BRO's
Jun 18 2007 7:44PM
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naftel
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or that you actually will use the box to sometimes haul some lumber or a sheet of drywall in your box- new 4 door trucks have poser boxes hadrly big enough to haul anything!
Jun 20 2007 2:29PM
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naftel
Posts: 830 - Karma: 12
you're a joke.
Jun 20 2007 2:32PM
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Capt.Flannel
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you're ugly.
Jun 20 2007 5:29PM
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P.J.S.
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this thread went downhill fast...
Jun 20 2007 5:30PM
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Capt.Flannel
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YOU went downhill fast!


Ohhh shit I got you good you fucker!
Jun 20 2007 5:30PM
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thenakedcellist
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ohhhh those are some TRUCKS
Jun 20 2007 5:31PM
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P.J.S.
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yeah, when i ski i do indeed go downhill fast.
Jun 20 2007 5:32PM
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
I like where your heads at.


and yes, you are right about this thread.
Jun 20 2007 5:32PM
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Puma12345
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crookedboner your such an e-tough guy i can't stand it, talking
shit on the internet takes a serious set of brass balls! i cant even tell you what the fuck that picture you tried to show me is of, but yeah the extended cab on small tires look is pretty much gay and so are you.. and if those are some 7" black rims your rocking you wasted your fucking money that shits weak son
Jun 20 2007 7:43PM
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SteezePatrol
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heath: he even hates the kids sticking up for him.
Jun 20 2007 7:47PM
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BLKOUT
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Jun 20 2007 8:31PM
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What_A_Wookie
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he's packin'
Jun 20 2007 10:32PM
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TheButterHashira
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this guys packin
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Jun 20 2007 10:34PM
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What_A_Wookie
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Jun 20 2007 10:35PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH


THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING!
Jun 20 2007 10:35PM
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ZavierV
Posts: 5077 - Karma: 100
according to researchers at the University of California at San Francisco, the average penis size is 5.1 inches. HA

jk but yeah...hahaha
Jun 20 2007 10:35PM
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TheMoostafian
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yea im suuurrrrre you have a huge penis


but around here, we dont consider 3.5 cm huge

just kidding
Jun 20 2007 10:37PM
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Sno.
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San Francisco?


it's cause everytime they pack, it gets a little shorter
Jun 20 2007 10:37PM
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ZavierV
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^^ you're a moron, she's a girl.
Jun 20 2007 10:38PM
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ZavierV
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not you snowbunny
Jun 20 2007 10:38PM
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DANETRON
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so obviously you dont intend to do any thing off road in your truck. and auto isnt that bad for wheelin
Jun 21 2007 1:29AM
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DANETRON
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o and i like trucks bagged and body dropped too so say shit about that if you want
Jun 21 2007 1:32AM
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Sno.
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you can still offroad in an extended cab truck. if you're overly worried about it, chop the bed off.

and manuals are way better for offroading.
Jun 21 2007 1:34AM
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Casey
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automatics are good for getting your kids to soccer practice and thats about it.
Jun 21 2007 1:38AM
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P.J.S.
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haha, well put. i've got an 03 extra cab tacoma sr5 v6 5 speed and i love the shit out of it
Jun 21 2007 1:40AM
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DANETRON
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extended cabs are fine, in just saying that i would rather have a solid front axle than an ifs. and i wouldnt build some thing for looks thats liftedso i dont care what the rims look like.

autos have thier cons and pros just like standards do. id rather have the manual. every one is just so quick to say that auto sucks they can be decent
Jun 21 2007 1:45AM
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Sno.
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my 85 toyota extra-cab toyota 4x4 had a solid front axle. plus my 89 4runner has a solid front axle conversion.

yeah, as far as looks go, to each their own. i just prefer things to look nice once you wash all the mud off of em.
Jun 21 2007 1:57AM
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DANETRON
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meh. i just hate it when people knock on lifted beaters, ya they look like shit but you dont have to worry about them at all and trails dont give a shit if your sheet metal is 20 yrs old or 1yr

Jun 21 2007 2:02AM
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jimmychung
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i hate when commercials for these massive trucks say something like "there's a difference between thinking you can tow 10,000 lbs, and knowing it". how many people actually need to pull that much? it just seems like people buy these huge gas guzzling trucks and only some of people actually need to that much horsepower.
Jun 21 2007 2:20AM
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naftel
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well so are you.
Jun 21 2007 10:50AM
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Armada08
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disagree and who would make a thread like this?
Jun 21 2007 10:55AM
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*Four*Zero*Six*
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Your a douchebag! Just because he can pose a legitimate arguement you have to knock on him for it and just so you know that truck in the first pick prolly has like 17" or 16" rims and that is reasonable thats what most of the guys have if they still need to haul shit....!So go slit your wrists or do something productive along the same lines and get a life!
Jun 21 2007 11:10AM
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kozy
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yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i could't have said it any better
Jun 21 2007 11:56AM
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kjfreerider
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i have a room mate with a big truck and has a big dick so there go's your theory down the crapper. although he does have erectile difficulties, no joke.
Jun 21 2007 11:59AM
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P.J.S.
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you and your uh room mate must be very close...
Jun 21 2007 1:21PM
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Charles^stevens
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i would rather have the lifted truck so this wont happen. and lifted trucks are way better then littel peice of crap civcis and stuff.

[img]http://images.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=http://www.jd3.com/100_0953.JPG&imgrefurl=http://www.jd3.com/lifted.htm&h=450&w=600&sz=241&hl=en&start=9&tbnid=2jd1r7skWPtPRM:&tbnh=101&tbnw=135&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dlifted%2Btrucks%26gbv%3D2%26ndsp%3D20%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN[/img]
Jun 21 2007 1:45PM
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