NS, make this funny:
A few years ago, I went skiing down Mount (adjective). The wind was (adjective), but I didn't mind because I was wearing an extra warm (favorite piece of ski equipement), (2nd favorite pieces of ski equipment), and an (adjective) (most hated piece of ski equipement) on my (singular body part). The lift was a type I'd never seen before -- it was called a "(noun) lift." You stand at the bottom of the hill, and a giant mechanical (noun) comes behind you and (present verb) you up the mountain.
I went skiing with my (relation to person) (a first name), who had never been skiing before. (a first name) was so (adjective) that the skis (past verb)! At the top of the mountain, some (a person) warned us about (adjective) ski conditions. No matter. We headed for the expert slopes and started down. (a first name) (past verb) to the bottom in about a (amount of time) like an (animal) in a (a type of container), but I took my time. One (adjective) (a person) almost (past verb) me over because the dumb (derogatory name) didn't see me.
Anyway, we made it to the bottom, and we were both thoroughly (adjective) from the snow. We had an (adjective) time, but next time I'm wearing more (most hated pieces of equipement.