A few years ago, I went skiing down Mount Crested Butte. The wind was windy, but I didn't mind because I was wearing an extra warm thong, and a pair of hestra gloves and an irritating sunscreen on my dick. The lift was a type I'd never seen before -- it was called a "fuck me lift." You stand at the bottom of the hill, and a giant mechanical dildo comes behind you and fucks you up the mountain.
I went skiing with my boy mike hunt, who had never been skiing before. mike was so excited that the skis got a boner! At the top of the mountain, some gaper warned us about hairy ski conditions. No matter. We headed for the expert slopes and started down. mike farted to the bottom in about a second like a walrus in a pickle jar, but I took my time. One dumb fuck almost ran me over because the dumb nigger didn't see me.
Anyway, we made it to the bottom, and we were both thoroughly horny from the snow. We had an awesome time, but next time I'm wearing more sunscreen...
I'd rather be throwin down on the mountain while thinkin bout God, than sitting in church thinkin bout skiing!!
"The Tides Have Turned." -SteezyJibber