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WTF??? If you don't like spiders don't click.

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Gnl.Weirdness
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Ok so I stumbled upon a group of these under a rock I "was" going to move.

I have never seen anything like it before, and it moved in the most awkward ways, it immediately reminded me of that contortionist chick from Ju-On.

Figured I'd up it here cus it's simply too cool to just sit on my mem card.

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Jun 13 2007 4:56PM
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spere
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yea i woulnd't play around with it if i were you

from wikipedia:
"They have been known to bite humans if handled, but their venom is dangerous and can be fatal as a result of an allergic reaction if medical attention is not administered."

yikes
Jun 13 2007 7:09PM
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Gnl.Weirdness
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yep not gonna ahah. Read more about it, apparently those suckers can do some damage.
Jun 13 2007 7:31PM
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396222687862
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i'm pretty sure you dont have eyes

sick spider anyways. now im itching all over...
Jun 13 2007 8:21PM
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invader7
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haha not at all
Jun 13 2007 8:30PM
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Gnl.Weirdness
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Wish I had one of those epic Nat Geo cam set up so I could get video of them in action at night.

That'd be so sick. Some day.
Jun 13 2007 8:35PM
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jacqui-la-fripui
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i fucking hate spiders, theyre fucking cocky as shit
Jun 13 2007 8:35PM
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grubix2
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i dont think anyone got that yet
Jun 13 2007 9:02PM
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gnustreetfool
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hahaha the weed spider built a hammock
Jun 13 2007 9:12PM
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thenakedcellist
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yo dude i wouldn't fuck with that shit

"They have been known to bite humans if handled, but their venom is dangerous and can be fatal as a result of an allergic reaction if medical attention is not administered."
Jun 13 2007 9:36PM
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liukangkid
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this is definitly one of the most epic spider threads on ns
Jun 13 2007 10:15PM
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hippie_cat
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didnt enlighter say it was like 2 inches long? thats 50mm dude, not 10-15. you could have a giant woodlouse spider
Jun 13 2007 10:20PM
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BFFset.
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that is one burly spider
Jun 13 2007 10:20PM
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Luc.
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EWWWWW I FUCKING HATE GOD DAMN SPIDERS.
Jun 13 2007 10:28PM
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Mat.
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WOW HAHAHA
Jun 13 2007 10:31PM
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Gnl.Weirdness
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Yeh it was like just under. I will see if I can get another pic tomorrow of it for size reference.
Jun 13 2007 10:33PM
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Gnl.Weirdness
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What epic? You mean my gross overuse of the word? Or... is there some deeper joke here that I am not cool enough to get :: (
Jun 13 2007 10:34PM
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eastcoastsoloMAN
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thts like a lobster HAH
Jun 13 2007 10:55PM
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Gnl.Weirdness
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haha
Jun 14 2007 12:08AM
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Me_Gusta_Esquiar
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the picture from the nebraska entomology department makes it look like it has 10 legs, no?
Jun 14 2007 12:18AM
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SGLogi
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thats so fucking funny
Jun 14 2007 12:20AM
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rssmn25
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thats scary
Jun 14 2007 12:21AM
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doublexl
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uhhhhhh!!! gnarly!!!! fuckin gross.
Jun 14 2007 12:24AM
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dinopudge
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sick.
Jun 14 2007 12:24AM
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BFFset.
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hahah it turned it into a link!
Jun 14 2007 12:24AM
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Gnl.Weirdness
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can u post that pic?
Jun 14 2007 12:25AM
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BFFset.
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oh and i jsut barely clicked on that.....BAHAHAHAH

the caffeine spider is hilarious
Jun 14 2007 12:29AM
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JeffersonDavis
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I want to kill one
Jun 14 2007 12:31AM
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nedward
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yummmy
Jun 14 2007 12:42AM
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Swampy
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Yeah, me too, it feels like they're going to jump on my legs under my desk. But the pictures you took of the spiders looks like they have legs coming out of the top of their head? What's with that?
Jun 14 2007 1:26AM
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zzyzx
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wow that things huge
Jun 14 2007 1:29AM
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cofreeskier
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god dammit I feel the same...just like a bunch of spiders will come out and shit and crawl on me. FUCK why did I click on this thread?
Jun 14 2007 3:02AM
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Myfirstname.
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Damn it! I didn't notice a thing until you guys started talking about spiders crawling on you. now I swear it feels like I have shit crawling up my leg. I was planning on going to sleep tonight, eventually, but now I may not because I have a freaky fear of spiders crawling into various orphasis on my body while I'm asleep, and I know visions of those creepy ass things aren't gonna help. I'll have to check my room for spiders now. Fuck! I heard that the avergage american eats three spiders a year, usually through digestion while you are sleeping and sometimes in your food. That just what I heard though. Tarantualas are cool though, just anything much smaller starts to get creepy.

Jun 14 2007 3:33AM
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*Four*Zero*Six*
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Sweet i lve spiders that thread with the brown reclues spider bite thread was cooler though.
Jun 14 2007 7:44AM
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jimmychung
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you better have crushed that fucker with that rock.
Jun 14 2007 10:58AM
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Gnl.Weirdness
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;: )
Jun 14 2007 11:01AM
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SkiUnit03
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i don't like spiders. that thing is pretty cool though
Jun 14 2007 11:54AM
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comeatmebro
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god i fucking hate spiders
Jun 14 2007 1:53PM
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Alkyy
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holy shit thats creepy
Jun 14 2007 2:03PM
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Gnl.Weirdness
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lols yeh it's pretty gnar lookin
Jun 14 2007 3:02PM
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Jake...
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and you get mad ca$$$$$$$$$h
Jun 14 2007 3:12PM
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ColbyV
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he told you not to click
Jun 14 2007 3:16PM
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caucasian_chad
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i used to have some of those in my house.  they sat outside the bathroom door at night so you would step on them when you tried to go to the bathroom because it was so dark in the hall.
Jun 14 2007 3:24PM
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caucasian_chad
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yeah, there's a double meaning to that
Jun 14 2007 3:27PM
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