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So you want to be in the next newschoolers rap?

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steezyjibber
Posts: 15967 - Karma: 11,016
pm me

this rap will contain many more ns names.
a bunch of historic threads.
and ski company names.


if you want to be in it just pm me with a 2 line rhyme about your name
Jun 12 2007 8:34AM
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steezyjibber
Posts: 15967 - Karma: 11,016
or a 4 line rhyme
Jun 12 2007 8:34AM
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unchyll
Posts: 4554 - Karma: 96
yo yo steezy jibber cant rap fo shit
id like to see him just sit down and quit
before i drop my shit thus straight up legit spit
hit you like a 44 mag in the AM
dropping my shit shit so hard i just might lay em
Then ill muther fucking spray em with a bunch of plastic forks stab you so much ill feel like im eatin pork fo dinna
wouldnt wanna get gravy all ova my brand new spinnas
HYAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jun 12 2007 8:56AM
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steezyjibber
Posts: 15967 - Karma: 11,016
not bad
u got no chance of gettin in
Jun 12 2007 8:58AM
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BusyJohnSohn
Posts: 3483 - Karma: 29
hahaha Hyahhhh, thats like some straight power rangers shit right there
Jun 12 2007 9:01AM
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leckett1
Posts: 6476 - Karma: 294
SPAM!!!!




















man those days were fun
Jun 12 2007 9:27AM
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cracko
Posts: 2904 - Karma: 12
silence.




















or badassjordan.
Jun 12 2007 1:03PM
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ThaLetterM.
Posts: 8609 - Karma: 1,612
check it...he was in the last rap
now hes in this one too, wiripper2, what it do
he had a vow of silence, where all he posted was pictures
and now he crocheted a jersey, and gets mad bitches. thug life
Jun 12 2007 1:05PM
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j3Di
Posts: 1188 - Karma: 13
haha
Jun 12 2007 1:08PM
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Steezysmurf
Posts: 1663 - Karma: 3
It's DaClownProstitute I'll show you a good time,
I'll make you bust a nut right after this rhyme.

or

It's DaClownProstitute I'll show you a good time,
I'll make you cream yo pants in just one line.
Jun 12 2007 1:27PM
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Skierguy1234
Posts: 1684 - Karma: 88

here's mine:
you know me as iSKIwithSKILL,
I ain't Paul Wall but i got a nasty grill,
All you NS haters just gotta chill,
Claimers keep Claimin' and keep the noobs off the hill!!
JEA!

Jun 12 2007 2:11PM
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Microcosm
Posts: 4765 - Karma: 153
" All you NS haters just gotta chill,
Claimers keep Claimin' and keep the noobs off the hill!! "
niiiiice
Jun 12 2007 3:20PM
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TimothyLord
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 568
put my name in it
Jun 12 2007 3:23PM
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TimothyLord
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 568
put my name in it
Jun 12 2007 3:23PM
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bp.lando
Posts: 9297 - Karma: 1,495
its true he crocheted his own jersey i've witnessed it
Jun 12 2007 3:24PM
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japanada
Posts: 13784 - Karma: 1,957

haha me too.

Jun 12 2007 3:59PM
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steezyjibber
Posts: 15967 - Karma: 11,016
OK NO MORE PEEPS WE GOT ENOUGH

THANKS
Jun 12 2007 4:01PM
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killabees
Posts: 8558 - Karma: 494
fuckers need to put me in it
Jun 12 2007 4:02PM
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andrewg
Posts: 4746 - Karma: 18
pick me!! im gangstuh!!
Jun 12 2007 4:07PM
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skodeo7
Posts: 14949 - Karma: 9,234
jea
Jun 12 2007 4:12PM
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Reptar
Posts: 1629 - Karma: 10
psssh i get in anyways.
Jun 12 2007 5:34PM
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mski
Posts: 4791 - Karma: 3,803
Yo my names Mski And I made the beez knees
I got all these NS'ers beggin to me please
Lemme see an edit made by you real quick
But I say no man get off Hightopp Sneakers Dick

Yo I rep it cuz I live it Peace Coast For life
Livin through the hate and the NS strife
"Love one another" is our motto for good
We cater to both emo and the kids deepest in the hood!
Jun 12 2007 5:54PM
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ijibgoremtn
Posts: 4221 - Karma: 13
yo my name is i jib and i'll fuck your mother
we tied up your dad and yo brother
now we runnin trains like theres no 2moro
oh jea jea we just shot a fuckin homo
Jun 12 2007 6:07PM
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ijibgoremtn
Posts: 4221 - Karma: 13
fuck not done so it goes like this

yo my name is i jib and i'll fuck your mother
we tied up your dad and yo brother
now we runnin trains like theres no 2moro
oh jea jea we just shot a fuckin homo
we run these streets like cali boo
if you fuck with me i take my nine and kill you.
i be ski'ing in my hood
double xl its all good
i run my car its a beast
always tearin up the streets
ALBANY NY AND MY FUCKING CREW
(mad gunshots ring out)
Jun 12 2007 6:09PM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,861
toss in my name a few bunch of times
Jun 12 2007 6:09PM
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jeffery7
Posts: 208 - Karma: 10
haha
Jun 12 2007 6:10PM
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ijibgoremtn
Posts: 4221 - Karma: 13
yo my name is i jib and i'll fuck your mother
we tied up your dad and yo brother
now we runnin trains like theres no 2moro
oh jea jea we just shot her face 2
we run these streets like cali boo
if you fuck with me i take my nine and I kill you.
i be ski'ing in my hood
double xl its all good
i run my car its a beast
always tearin, up the streets( sound of tires peeling out)
ALBANY NY AND MY FUCKING CREW REPRESENT IJIBGOREMTN
(mad gunshots ring out)
Jun 12 2007 6:11PM
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ijibgoremtn
Posts: 4221 - Karma: 13
lol this is mad whorrage but use this one
Jun 12 2007 6:11PM
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Steezysmurf
Posts: 1663 - Karma: 3
oh my god ahahah.. mad gun shots? i think you just made me gain respect for g-unit
Jun 12 2007 6:20PM
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Steezysmurf
Posts: 1663 - Karma: 3
I passed up on being quad 1
Jun 12 2007 6:37PM
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ThaLetterM.
Posts: 8609 - Karma: 1,612
and then you called me emo on ns radio. and i cut myself in a dark room wearing really tight pants and writing sad poetry.
Jun 12 2007 6:41PM
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gnustreetfool
Posts: 2595 - Karma: 51
jea i started writing some lines
Jun 12 2007 7:17PM
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Steezysmurf
Posts: 1663 - Karma: 3
is there a rap write cult? if no would anybody be interested? like freestyles and stuff, and talk about rap and shit
Jun 12 2007 7:21PM
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SirFryanator
Posts: 11149 - Karma: 1,415
me? hahaha I want to hear what people have to think about my idiot years
Jun 12 2007 7:26PM
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statuswhitegirl
Posts: 4058 - Karma: 883
your still an idiot, and im sayin it in DA RAP
Jun 12 2007 7:29PM
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SirFryanator
Posts: 11149 - Karma: 1,415
you weren't even there when I was a claimer haha
but whatever. I'm tellin you all I try to speak only the truth.
Jun 12 2007 7:33PM
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JFerg
Posts: 2440 - Karma: 62
I'll write the whole damn song if you guys want me to. Just pitch names/threads/events and I'll drop verses so hot, they burn holes in the floor.

For my first example, an original legend: Lat

He beats too much so his palms are all calliced,
Stealin' his name from a Tool album, we call him Lateralis,
A funny mother fucker who needs to post more,
Any long-time member knows he's the original post whore,
Bout 2 years back he fell off the face of the planet,
I've seen some posts recently, but god dammit,
He's not around as much as I like him to be,
So Lat, post more! Do it for Doug or Harvey!
Jun 12 2007 7:36PM
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steezyjibber
Posts: 15967 - Karma: 11,016
were gonna look at this thread when were rappin
Jun 12 2007 7:38PM
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JFerg
Posts: 2440 - Karma: 62
Annnnnd a rap about "Wisdom Teeth and Constipation"

Alpentalik once posted a legendary thread,
and in the words of C.Gagnier, I thought he "was going to dead"
For this cool cat couldn't pass a boewl movement,
So he got his mom to buy him something to help him lose it.
He described said package as a generic ketchup bottle,
So he read the intructions and took off full throttle.
He felt something in his belly start to churn and swell,
I believe the words he used were "open the gates of hell"
He threw a wooden rack and then he punched the wall,
Made a pile on the toilet at least 5 feet tall.
All because he got some crazy drugs for his teeth,
The most epic thread was created, so go find it, and read.
Jun 12 2007 7:42PM
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SirFryanator
Posts: 11149 - Karma: 1,415
haha I'll throw down my best for me right here:

Reppin the Pacific Northwest we got here
Matt with the period bringing up the rear
throwin cork 5's off 40 foot cliffs?
I dont think so thats just all bullshit
went to high north, got his fuckin ass schooled
tried to turn it back on himself by actin all cool
cool? I think we got yet to see
since he came back hes been chill as can be
is this guy gangta, illin, or sick?
only time will see dont suck a dick
Jun 12 2007 7:44PM
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errrka
Posts: 2261 - Karma: 6,058
i wanna be in it
Jun 12 2007 7:50PM
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andrewg
Posts: 4746 - Karma: 18
u forgot to rap about how u commited a fake suicide attemt.

Jun 12 2007 8:07PM
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SirFryanator
Posts: 11149 - Karma: 1,415

Let's not talk about my private life...I did attempt but I wouldn't have been able to do it anyways. I love life too much.

but if you want to in the rap (put it somewhere in there):
kick it up a notch I almost died these past few months
gettin depressed, not having bitches or cunts
attempted suicide life was full of stupid deals
im not too much of a coward to force down them pills
hell no; I love living a lot
dying is for crazy people and that's for sure what I'm not

Jun 12 2007 8:14PM
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PilleDaKid
Posts: 3193 - Karma: 2,629
im not even going to attemp to rap. last year i freestyled a girl in lunch and got wrecked therefor i do not rap.
Jun 12 2007 8:37PM
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steezyjibber
Posts: 15967 - Karma: 11,016
jea

1080 man i gotta post so when i come back to this i shout him out
Jun 12 2007 8:39PM
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mski
Posts: 4791 - Karma: 3,803
werds!
Jun 12 2007 9:31PM
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AKburns
Posts: 464 - Karma: 9
Ummm, wrote this a while ago, and never got an opinion on it. so I figure nows an ok time. (rap battle theme)

you better back up in your corner,
before I send you to a coroner,
I'll jack you so fast
you'll be looking lost like a foreigner,

you look ashamed at your girl
as you glance from the flo-to-her
I'll be seeing your girl later on
because I bring out the hoe-in-her
Jun 12 2007 10:17PM
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lushlaxstr
Posts: 3063 - Karma: 41
im gonna be in it!
Jun 12 2007 10:48PM
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Steezysmurf
Posts: 1663 - Karma: 3
im sorry, if you're a little slow continue onto the next post

yo its d.c.p. back at it again
time to type some rhymes, no need for a pen
lyrically pure, im like reverse osmosis
my words make you flinch, like bad halitosis
you watch me & get stunned, cant close your eyelids
im havin writers block, so im at poetry4kids
ima drop this heat, like snoop d-o double g;
and if you didnt get that, then geton my level B
i graduated early, so all day im on newschoolers
i dun got twin tips yet, you wont find me at the jewelers
but i grind it out, on my shitty racing skiis
and yo girl thinks thats sexy, which explains her sore knees!

*does a cork 7 into the crowd*
Jun 12 2007 10:50PM
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bangarangmules
Posts: 5065 - Karma: 84
im in a rap group.
Jun 12 2007 10:54PM
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