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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
the picture made me cry. lol. waste of a good ferrari.

To my darling husband,

Before you return from your trip I just wantto let you know about the
small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt,
so please don't worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the
driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.
The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a
halt when it bumped into your car.


I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality
You will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my
sweetheart.


I am enclosing a picture for you.
I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.


Your loving wife

XXX

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P.S. Your girlfriend called
Jun 11 2007 3:49PM
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ColbyV
Posts: 1125 - Karma: 57
OMG thats halarious, sucks for the guy though
Jun 11 2007 3:50PM
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steezyjibber
Posts: 15967 - Karma: 11,016
haha who cares that guy is a fucker
Jun 11 2007 3:53PM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,805
hahahahaha that shit is mad funny!
Jun 11 2007 3:54PM
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mfz
Posts: 332 - Karma: 73
wtf... that's what happens when a woman drives
Jun 11 2007 3:54PM
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tequila
Posts: 834 - Karma: 14
I'd learn to drive just to be able to do that if a guy did that to me.....
But I don't need to drive so I can't be bothered.....
Jun 11 2007 4:05PM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,805
i call bullshit. ive got skill behind the wheel.
Jun 11 2007 4:21PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
That shit is so old.
Jun 11 2007 4:22PM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
and not really because of a cheating husband at all....

http://www.snopes.com/photos/accident/darling.asp


Jun 11 2007 4:25PM
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nychka
Posts: 1787 - Karma: 61
ha ha look at these

http://www.funtoosh.com/dj.php?details=A11~362
Jun 11 2007 4:28PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Bahaha, the top 10 women drivers is amazing.
Jun 11 2007 4:29PM
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Bardolph
Posts: 719 - Karma: 11
My question is if she has a ferrari why is she shoping at walmart?
Jun 11 2007 4:33PM
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BLKOUT
Posts: 1287 - Karma: 20
damn I thought that was damage from a hurricane
Jun 11 2007 5:07PM
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ColbyV
Posts: 1125 - Karma: 57
ha #5 left with the gas hose still in
Jun 11 2007 5:10PM
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Petey.
Posts: 5736 - Karma: 4,881
hahaha I was like, "hmm that sucks"

then i noticed the P.S. haha
Jun 11 2007 5:12PM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
and why is the car in a garage that looks like that?
Jun 11 2007 5:27PM
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*monsterskier*
Posts: 2671 - Karma: 61
omg..
Jun 11 2007 5:35PM
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akerbacker
Posts: 2827 - Karma: 8
word. and wtf. one of them has a ferrarri, and one of them has a shit pickup truck? and from the looks of their garage it doesnt look like that nice of a house
Jun 11 2007 5:36PM
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