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Tonights gunna be mad sketch

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alh10
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so tonight i have to sneek outof my house at 9, while my parents are awake, and meet this kid that can drive from my school at my barn driveway and get this bong that hes selling to me, and have to get back INTO my house with it in hand, and finally up to my bedroom, im up for the task.
Jun 6 2007 7:28PM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
Haha, you're fucked.
Jun 6 2007 7:30PM
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flux-capacitor
Posts: 317 - Karma: 42
just hum the James bond theme tune and sneak about and ull be fine
Jun 6 2007 7:31PM
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anti_bunk
Posts: 2629 - Karma: 329
lol cya later
Jun 6 2007 7:31PM
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Changethattape
Posts: 1008 - Karma: 36
describe the bong son Is it worth it?
Jun 6 2007 7:31PM
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BandieBoy
Posts: 245 - Karma: 363
Why chance it? Your parents are probably going to catch you lol JUST WAIIIIIIT..... LOL I hope they do. Silly stoners, life is for sober people! lol
Jun 6 2007 7:32PM
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ryanwar6
Posts: 1134 - Karma: 114
just have him bring the bong in the first place? maybe put it in a shoe box or something or just package it up and have him deliver it to you. even better, just give him your backpack and have him put it in there, tell your parents that you forgot your backpack in a friend's car and just have him bring you your backpack
Jun 6 2007 7:32PM
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WikiWiki
Posts: 5584 - Karma: 426
if they catch u just say its a decorative vase- works everytime i think? cause i dont do drugs cause thats how i mutha-fuckin roll
Jun 6 2007 7:33PM
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JazzyJ
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i've always shyed away from the bong because its so hard to conceal, its all about the pipe.
Jun 6 2007 7:36PM
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fourhundred
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lol, mission impossible 4 - the bong escape
Jun 6 2007 7:38PM
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alh10
Posts: 1502 - Karma: 15
dont worry, i wont get caught, i got a plan
Jun 6 2007 7:39PM
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Snowcase
Posts: 11456 - Karma: 634
Haha silly austin. Use your backpack if you have to then try to stash it then grab it once they go to sleep.
Jun 6 2007 7:40PM
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A_Thomas
Posts: 1498 - Karma: 254
go away.


and yea dude sounds like a good mission. log on tonight and let us all know how high you are, or how grounded you are.
i'll tune in
Jun 6 2007 7:40PM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
Oh boy, you're one of those 'substance free' ones, arent you?

The way I see it, its better and easier if you just wait on all the drinking and such unless (a) you're parents are okay with it or (b) you move out of the house. Whatever you do, just be responsible with it.
Jun 6 2007 7:40PM
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mothaeast
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I wish i could find the Family Guy clip with him sneaking into the school while hes singing the Mission Impossible song out loud.
Jun 6 2007 7:42PM
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Changethattape
Posts: 1008 - Karma: 36
Tell us the plan bro
Jun 6 2007 7:43PM
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BandieBoy
Posts: 245 - Karma: 363
Yes I am. What's wrong with that?

No one else on here is and so everyone yells at me when one person is? That's just plain bias and catering to all the people who do drugs and drink. Don't argue with me anymore on this because I know a lot about it, I did an entire research project for 3 weeks on it, and I don't want to make you look dumb after you just quoted me.
Jun 6 2007 7:44PM
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supersteez420
Posts: 496 - Karma: 10
use your ninja skills man git all stelth like and shit then rip it hella hard
Jun 6 2007 7:45PM
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Changethattape
Posts: 1008 - Karma: 36
Do this

http://youtube.com/watch?v=a3bdw97Vn8E
Jun 6 2007 7:45PM
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UNREAL
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own3d
Jun 6 2007 7:46PM
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alh10
Posts: 1502 - Karma: 15
alright so i have a gator(its kidna like a 4wheeler and i drive it all the time when im bored)so im gunna bring my backpack and go drive that around and then go get the bong, place it in my backpack then come back in my backdoor, and when you come in my backdoor you cant see when people come in so ill carfully take off my backpack and place it in a safe place in my backroom so when i do come in my house i dont have a backpack on and my parents are like wtf? then i go and check to see if my parents are anywhere near(chances are that there upstaris in there room watching tv), then ill go get my backpack and up upstairs in my room and well, thats about it
Jun 6 2007 7:49PM
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Snowcase
Posts: 11456 - Karma: 634
So what if you did the research. How do you know the sites you used are factual. My guess is you've only tried them once or maybe not at all. Either way, theres no need to say "JUST WAIIIIIIT..... LOL I hope they do. Silly stoners, life is for sober people! lol".
Jun 6 2007 7:49PM
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mothaeast
Posts: 2923 - Karma: 13
primo plan g
Jun 6 2007 7:50PM
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UNREAL
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yeh sounds legit
Jun 6 2007 7:52PM
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alh10
Posts: 1502 - Karma: 15
i'll update you guys and tell you how it went...
Jun 6 2007 7:59PM
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ryanwar6
Posts: 1134 - Karma: 114
HOLY CRAP!!!! A RESEARCH PAPER!!!!
Jun 6 2007 8:01PM
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killabees
Posts: 8558 - Karma: 494

i dontt do drugs or drink.
but i do snort lines and take shots.
the stoggie every now and then is okay with me too

Jun 6 2007 8:05PM
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doublexl
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smoking is way better for you than drinking.
Jun 6 2007 8:09PM
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alh10
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amen to that
Jun 6 2007 8:10PM
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Click_Here
Posts: 1728 - Karma: 14
tell your parents to mind thier own buisness
Jun 6 2007 8:17PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
im up for the challenge, make me look dumb.
Jun 6 2007 8:17PM
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Reptar
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well my friend, Good luck, i have faith in u.
Jun 6 2007 8:19PM
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Changethattape
Posts: 1008 - Karma: 36
OK THIS IS THE ONE you have to use this plan


http://youtube.com/watch?v=HGyZKVRBluQ
Jun 6 2007 8:20PM
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alh10
Posts: 1502 - Karma: 15
hahahahahahaa, soo funny
Jun 6 2007 8:25PM
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kingarthurs
Posts: 1126 - Karma: 10
im pretty sure that my first hand accounts of what drugs have done to me is far more accurate than your research paper, so im up for the challenge.
Jun 6 2007 8:27PM
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Changethattape
Posts: 1008 - Karma: 36
THats a better plan i would go with it.
Jun 6 2007 8:28PM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
Nothing is wrong with that. If thats the way you choose to live your life, great, more power to you. I however believe that as long as you demonstrate responsibility and control in life, you can still have fun and experience the world safely.

However, happiness is in the eye of the beholder. If you lived in a box your entire life an never knew of the outside world, you would say that you were happy, simply because you would never know anything else. I would argue that a box life doesnt give you true happiness or a fulfilled life. Just my take on it though.

Also, I was asking a question, so please dont jump to the conclusion I am attacking your beliefs. If you want to respectfully argue your side, thats fine, and I would love to hear it in fact.
Jun 6 2007 8:28PM
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andy_boy
Posts: 4434 - Karma: 107
May the force be with you.
Jun 6 2007 8:33PM
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squeakywaffle
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 13
oh man i have been doing a research project on the use of mind-altering substances for years but I have yet to publish my findings...

Bottom line is, coming in here and saying "life is for sober people" is exactly equivalent to people "yelling at you" in here because they disagree with you. You are passing a judgment on them, and they on you. But unfortunately, I don't think anyone is really going to agree with you in here. Me included.

So go ahead and drop your "findings" on us... go on, make us look bad.

p.s. i hate you, get off the fucking internet
Jun 6 2007 8:37PM
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Changethattape
Posts: 1008 - Karma: 36
Yea^^^ i agree i just dont know you so i couldnt say i dont like you but your choosing the wronge place to argue against soberness
Jun 6 2007 8:40PM
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squeakywaffle
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 13
I don't dislike him necessarily because of this thread... it's more the ignorant, annoying, and borderline offensive posts he's made everywhere else.

I mean whatever he is probably like 13 or something but god damn his posts just piss me off.
Jun 6 2007 8:41PM
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Black-Bandanna
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 1,602
Make sure you wear socks until you're comepletely outside and on the ground. Otherwise you'll make a shitload of sound.

Good luck Danielson.
Jun 6 2007 8:52PM
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newschooler7
Posts: 2253 - Karma: 21
Just get it and stash it in a bush outside. Then come out in the middle of the night and snag it.
Jun 6 2007 8:56PM
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Changethattape
Posts: 1008 - Karma: 36
How much you paying son?
Jun 6 2007 8:57PM
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liukangkid
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 82
just hide it somewhere outside so you can bring it into the house when their not home.  Just say your going on a bike ride or something
Jun 6 2007 9:04PM
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liukangkid
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 82
yeah same its much easier just to hide a bowl in your room
Jun 6 2007 9:05PM
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chickenwang
Posts: 5639 - Karma: 40
drugs are bad mmk?
Jun 6 2007 9:11PM
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PilleDaKid
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hopefully your rents dont get on your computer and read your master jedi plan
Jun 6 2007 9:18PM
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alh10
Posts: 1502 - Karma: 15
45$, its a mini bong, blue is the color, and i hear its really nice
Jun 6 2007 9:19PM
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EH_DUBS
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im stoked for you good luck tell us how it went
Jun 6 2007 9:32PM
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