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Whats the funniest name you've heard?

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jack_weisman
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well the other day i was reading the newspaper and it turns out there is a person whos name just happens to be Gay Huddle.  i mean its actually spelled Gay Huddle.  at first i was like holy shit i dont really believe someones name could possibly be gay huddle, but later that week i was at somones house and her grandmother mentioned in passing something about her friend named Gay Huddle, i died
Jun 3 2007 10:02PM
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Carter23
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sharon cox - seriously. she lives here in CB
Jun 4 2007 12:25PM
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SlickRick.
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hahahahah
Jun 4 2007 1:14PM
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KG_
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Dick Pains
Jun 4 2007 1:30PM
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Pound_it_baby
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Murray Hunter Bog Trotter Strain

I shit you not...his parents must really hate him
Jun 4 2007 1:35PM
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SKISUS
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The funniest names of people I've met have got to be Hongru Dong (pronounced Hungry Dong), Boxin Dai and Bern Dube.  Yes Burn Duby, i kid you not.  Oh shit, I almost forgot, Rainbow Harmony, she's the cousin of someone I work with. Parents are hippies, nuff said.
Jun 4 2007 2:44PM
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awsome_mccool
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*someone* hogentogeler. pronounced "hoe-gen-toe-geller" i donno, it always sounded funny to me.
Jun 4 2007 2:53PM
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errrka
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robert glasscock

my brothers name is hans and my sisters names are alaina and anya(pronounced on-ya) haha i feel bad for her. i got the semi normal name, erika.
Jun 4 2007 2:58PM
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sammyc25
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my friends uncles name is richard schredder, so people call him dick schredder
Jun 4 2007 3:03PM
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OAK_TREE
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i played golf with a kid named Chip Wedgeworth. I thought it was funny cause he golfed. and was actually decent at chipping

Jun 4 2007 3:06PM
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Wis_Skier_23
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crystal shanda leir

Galaxy Goo
Jun 4 2007 3:09PM
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Fintendo
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Well my real name that I go by is Fintan Quinn, it's cool. My parents are from Ireland so it's kind of where it came from. But my friends sister's name is Jacqueline Hoffman, but she usually goes by Jackie.
Jun 4 2007 3:24PM
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jack_weisman
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fake (faak aye) dong
Jun 4 2007 4:18PM
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jibmaster_josh
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Harry Bonar


and i know a guy named Abhay (pronounced a-bye)
Jun 4 2007 6:18PM
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leckett1
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Hugh Jass
Moe Lester

and Hesmeralda
Jun 4 2007 6:20PM
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adam.
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dick trickle, harry dickinson


haha dick-in-son
Jun 4 2007 6:22PM
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twistedxfaith
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Avery Roundbottom
Jun 4 2007 7:48PM
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TheButterHashira
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walter
Jun 4 2007 7:50PM
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chickenwang
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Hue G. Rection
Jun 4 2007 7:51PM
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mtbakerteacher
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gabe asher
Jun 4 2007 8:16PM
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fdsa
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Dick Trickle (NASCAR driver)
Jun 4 2007 8:18PM
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DeSena
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russle hamerski
Jun 4 2007 8:22PM
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PeteyG
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the principal at my school's wife's maiden name is mrs. horny
Jun 4 2007 8:31PM
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Eazy_Eags
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Harry Beard
Jun 4 2007 8:32PM
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Galli
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Lingwaldo
Jun 4 2007 8:33PM
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potato_man
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i met a kid named Forrest Thunder Manito.his parents were the original hippies, so they didnt have a last name, so they chose the last name after a park in Spokane. his parents names were Snow Owl and Bright Spirit. no joke.
Jun 4 2007 8:35PM
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james44
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harry wang

my friend always tells me about how everyone at his school laughs when his name is on the anouncements
Jun 4 2007 8:41PM
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eastcoastsoloMAN
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MIKE HUNT i was gonna say tht, but bst one and if you dont belive me you go to
http://www.whitepages.com/10001/search/Replay?search_id=20041371128103139330&show_truncated=1


for more just go to new search on the top left
Jun 4 2007 9:05PM
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dmc12380
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Pat MaGroin
Jun 4 2007 9:14PM
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skifree919
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my roomates name is Frost Woodhole Crittenburger Gay. Hes from stowe so some of you guys might know him. Hes a sweet dude though
Jun 4 2007 9:15PM
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mtbakerteacher
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dude. say gabe asher outloud
Jun 5 2007 12:19AM
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Whitlock
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Anita Cox.
one of my former teachers.
Jun 5 2007 11:46AM
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scientist
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Annie Reckshone
Jun 5 2007 11:49AM
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Whitlock
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haha dude thats awesome. do parents not realize what they are doing when they give em these names?
Jun 5 2007 12:15PM
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hugedoinker
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lemonjello...the parent that named their kid that saw lemon jello on the menu at the hospital and thought it was a name she could pick...
Jun 5 2007 1:10PM
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ButteredToast.
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your icon was dancing to the beat of my music.


the weirdest name(s) i have ever heard are

A.) papasteeze's kid, Nipples (why?)

B.) Ben Dover

and

C.) Steele Wood
Jun 5 2007 1:40PM
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-justice-
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there's some girl in my college named Honor and another girl named Asia.
Jun 5 2007 1:46PM
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sferg
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joy greengrass
Jun 5 2007 2:20PM
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babujib
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dusheon mandick real name
Jun 5 2007 2:28PM
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SeanK
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Ben Annis
Jun 5 2007 2:30PM
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Pound_it_baby
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Oooh i know by far the best one....

my sister works in the maternity unit of a hospital and there was once this 17 year old having a baby girl. This kid was a high school drop out and obviously not the sharpest tool in the box!
Anyway she named her baby 'Chlamydia'. My sister asked her why she chose that name and she was just like 'oh i heard a nurse say it and thought it was a really pretty name'!!

Poor poor child.
Jun 5 2007 2:32PM
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errrka
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oh my god. that sucks
Jun 5 2007 2:50PM
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eheath
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coahle shoewenang.
Jun 5 2007 3:24PM
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Kori
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i know someone with that name too.

Jun 5 2007 3:37PM
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jibmaster_josh
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Apple
Jun 5 2007 4:01PM
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snwbrdmilf
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that cant be true...no way...

no one can be that stupid as to name their child after an STD.

i want evidence.
Jun 5 2007 4:26PM
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snwbrdmilf
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Answer: it's a nickname given to him at camp- i believe his real name is steven.
Jun 5 2007 4:27PM
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ButteredToast.
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lol thx for that i was wondering why a nickname like that would stick
Jun 5 2007 4:29PM
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SNAL
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Dixon Yu
Jun 5 2007 4:40PM
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akerbacker
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i was listening to the radio and they were announcing the people who won some contest thing, and they said "Aileen Back", and i was laughing so hard. nobody else got it/heard
Jun 5 2007 4:47PM
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moonofendor
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andrew dike.
hes on my track team
Jun 5 2007 4:51PM
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