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Whats the funniest name you've heard?

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jack_weisman
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well the other day i was reading the newspaper and it turns out there is a person whos name just happens to be Gay Huddle.  i mean its actually spelled Gay Huddle.  at first i was like holy shit i dont really believe someones name could possibly be gay huddle, but later that week i was at somones house and her grandmother mentioned in passing something about her friend named Gay Huddle, i died
Jun 3 2007 10:02PM
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-NY-STeeZE-
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 23
Heywood Jablomee

Mike Hunt
Jun 3 2007 10:03PM
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-NY-STeeZE-
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Beacher sak
Jun 3 2007 10:03PM
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timmi
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dick shivers from coldwater (a town near me)
there was a fairly long thread a few days ago.
Jun 3 2007 10:04PM
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UNREAL
Posts: 3989 - Karma: 23

Julio Sanchez

Jun 3 2007 10:17PM
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DJSTEVEINNIAMIXX
Posts: 1859 - Karma: 1,659
mike roch(my crotch)   Al pollard(legend in our town)
Jun 3 2007 10:19PM
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toominator
Posts: 4792 - Karma: 120
biggus dickus

hahaha monty python
Jun 3 2007 10:20PM
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RudyGarmisch
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Steele Johnson, some dude in my friends class last quarter.
Jun 3 2007 10:21PM
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killabees
Posts: 8558 - Karma: 494
i guess i am missing out on this but i dont know many people, or have heard with goofy names
Jun 3 2007 10:23PM
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saucybiscuits
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Nancy Ann Ciancy
Jun 3 2007 10:24PM
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skier_dude_1831
Posts: 2064 - Karma: 19
on NS:
DaClownProstitute
CrookedBoner
Jun 3 2007 10:24PM
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toominator
Posts: 4792 - Karma: 120
^ theres a new member called buttplug
Jun 3 2007 10:25PM
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*Bryan*
Posts: 446 - Karma: 11
this girl in my math class has the name Dua Her
Jun 3 2007 10:26PM
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-NY-STeeZE-
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a kid went to my school named Kieth Woodcock
Jun 3 2007 10:27PM
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lushlaxstr
Posts: 3063 - Karma: 41
j wies
Jun 3 2007 10:27PM
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skier_dude_1831
Posts: 2064 - Karma: 19
i knew someone would say that
Jun 3 2007 10:28PM
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[JP-of-SC]
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amanda buttram
Jun 3 2007 10:29PM
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skier_dude_1831
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hahahahahaha
that one is great
Jun 3 2007 10:30PM
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ecsm.
Posts: 1373 - Karma: 455
mike hunt...ahhhhhh
Jun 3 2007 10:36PM
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invisman
Posts: 736 - Karma: 60
Hugh Jass
Jun 3 2007 10:38PM
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gregor
Posts: 1069 - Karma: 83
David Shalakalaka

honest
Jun 3 2007 10:56PM
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splooshie
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theres a kid in my MS called chris chick...... hahahaahha
Jun 3 2007 10:58PM
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JaphyRyder
Posts: 1766 - Karma: 113
bongjoo...yes
Jun 3 2007 10:59PM
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Scolson
Posts: 2904 - Karma: 92
Robin Crapp
Jun 3 2007 11:00PM
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woolymammoth
Posts: 242 - Karma: 13
this one isnt great but my bro's friend is named dusty johnson
Jun 3 2007 11:00PM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
Juan Barbosa.

kid in my town.
Jun 3 2007 11:01PM
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toominator
Posts: 4792 - Karma: 120
Eric Shun
David Poon

both exchange students at school
Jun 3 2007 11:01PM
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andy_boy
Posts: 4434 - Karma: 107
Hahaa!
Jun 3 2007 11:01PM
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RunDMc
Posts: 1298 - Karma: 60
Dick Hurtz from Beaton (a town near me)
Jun 3 2007 11:02PM
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Crock360
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went to school w/ a chick thats last name was Cockburn. poor girl never got any action
Jun 3 2007 11:16PM
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TheMoostafian
Posts: 4504 - Karma: 9,438
mike hunt, jack mehoff, oliver closeoff, Harry P. Ness, heywood jablowme and evan heath

just kidding about the last one
Jun 3 2007 11:17PM
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dmc12380
Posts: 3545 - Karma: 792
theres also a member rustydick
Jun 3 2007 11:38PM
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pho[tog]rapher
Posts: 2618 - Karma: 493
i know a kid who's lame name is Carrachi (idk if thats spelled right) but its pronounced crotchy. and this girl at my school, her last name is Klitgaard-Ellis.
yes, clitguard.
Jun 3 2007 11:49PM
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SirFryanator
Posts: 11149 - Karma: 1,415

a girls dad in our school is named Dick Head

Jun 3 2007 11:50PM
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rokinout
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Harry Hole, seriously
Jun 3 2007 11:52PM
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michelle
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Brian Landrigan







lolz jk!!!!!
Jun 3 2007 11:54PM
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bp.lando
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ahahh what a faggot name
Jun 4 2007 12:16AM
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meggers
Posts: 2094 - Karma: 70
when i was in high school there were these twins named joanne and joanna. talk about having creative parents huh?
Jun 4 2007 12:50AM
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LS.
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johnny TruLove
Jun 4 2007 12:52AM
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liukangkid
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last name of hardwick = hard dick
Jun 4 2007 12:53AM
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sniper_6
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my friends sister is a teacher in an inner city school and one of her students name is pronounced shith heed but it is spelled shithead

there was a teacher in my school whose name was Mrs. Face and her husbands name was Richard
Jun 4 2007 12:59AM
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danedegruyter
Posts: 2749 - Karma: 1,137
theres a kid in my school named Harry Olive.. sorta funny
Jun 4 2007 1:15AM
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pommes_vertes.
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i was reading a magazine the other day, and there was a guy named dusty nutter that wrote one of the articles.
Jun 4 2007 1:21AM
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cofreeskier
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My friend knows a guy named Dick Tickle no joke its his dads friend...
Jun 4 2007 2:17AM
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carbon.pulse
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there was a chick at my school called stacey cockram.We only started giving her shit about it when we were like 10 when we got what it could mean
Jun 4 2007 2:23AM
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Dr.Seuss
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i played soccer against a kid named herring when i lived in the states. he had a mad mullet
Jun 4 2007 2:57AM
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zozo
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stella gherkins... nice ey?
Jun 4 2007 3:28AM
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jack_weisman
Posts: 2310 - Karma: 169

theres a caroline jerkoff in my school too

Jun 4 2007 11:09AM
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Changethattape
Posts: 1008 - Karma: 36
Haha i promise my bone doctors name is Lon wiener
Jun 4 2007 11:09AM
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skoganskier101
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Hi Hagget
Jun 4 2007 12:20PM
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skoganskier101
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actually i take that back ,the best one is one of our family friends is named Gay Love
Jun 4 2007 12:20PM
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