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stuff to ask for my birthday
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whats some good ski stuff to ask for for my birthday?
you dont always have to fuck her hard. in fact some times thats not right, to do. some times you gotta make some luuuv and fuckin give her some smooches tooo. some times you got to sqeez. sometimes you got to say please. SOMETIME you gotta say HEY, 'im gonna fuck you, sweetly. im gonna screw you gently im gonna hump you, sweetly. im gonna ball you, DESCRETLY. and then you say hey i brought you flowers. and then you say well wait a minute sally. i think i got something in my teeth could you get it out for me? thats fuckin teamwork. whats your favorite posish? thats cool with me its not my favorite but i'll do if for you! whats your favorite dish? not gonna cook it but i'll order it from SANSABAR! and then i'm gonna luv you completley, and fuckin fuck u descretly. and then i'll fuckin bone you completly. but then im gonna fuuuuuuck yooooouuu haaaaaarrd! haaaard!
-tenacious d, fuck her gently
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the osama pros... haha oh jeese this should go in that stupid trend thred
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umm really, ask them to pre-order the movie 'focus'...
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THE POWER IS YOURS
Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!
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or the new Hussein's
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ask for new skis....if thats too much get like a jacket or pants.....
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i wish my birthday was pre-ski season, i wouldnt have to buy anything, well not really, but it would be sweet
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well i always ask for a pony. .....yet i have never gotten the pony. hrm maybe that is a bad idea...give it a try anyway.
...tell me for the last time that you're sorry so i can laugh out loud as i watch you struggle; broken, bloody and barely breathing...
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ski or a whore, or a skiing whore. damn thats a good idea, i got to call me some people.
'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'
-Some girl in my school
'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'
- Words siad durring a Bitch fight
'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'
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Sluty girl: 'Im so bad that i run with gangs'
Cartman: 'Yea well, I run with Ten Gangs..'
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'what to ask for my birthday' that reminds me of when i was 5.
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fuck ass shit cunt
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money always works, because you buy whatver you want....i have to get money, or else my mother buys me the stupidest shit ever
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Gloves! Can never have too many gloves... and water proof hoodies! - they'll rock your socks if you've never owned one.
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snowlerblades. then re-gift them.
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a stripper., or even better a stipper that goes the extra mile.
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ask for ski movies, those are cool, and the person thinks they got you something specail cuz theyll probly have to search for it
stick around and be no clown just keep on rockin' to the A-l sound
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a bong
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Bonnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg
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^hahah fucking great.
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