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The Amazing Claim Thread

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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
who can make the best claim?
May 28 2007 9:11PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
I've seen Matt Harvey naked.
May 28 2007 10:56PM
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BFFset.
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i had more posts than skiierman but my account got deleted
May 28 2007 10:57PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
i am skiierman

no really

no not really
May 28 2007 10:59PM
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BSI
Posts: 646 - Karma: 38
I invented NS. Without me this thread would not exist and you would have nowhere to claim.
May 28 2007 10:59PM
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TheButterHashira
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im your father so there fore without me bangin your mom you would not exist and neiter would NS and nobody would have anywhere to claim
May 28 2007 11:03PM
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BFFset.
Posts: 2210 - Karma: 12
my damn cat deleted my old acount that had 30,000 posts... it logged me on and then cancelled my account
May 28 2007 11:04PM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,861
i have pissed with a boner
May 28 2007 11:04PM
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NoKillen
Posts: 569 - Karma: 37
I beat up Chuck Norris
May 28 2007 11:13PM
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TannerCoulter.
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 111
i made skiierman's faunt get bigger?
May 28 2007 11:14PM
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ThaLetterM.
Posts: 8609 - Karma: 1,612
i am Lil G. end of thread.
May 28 2007 11:15PM
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woolymammoth
Posts: 242 - Karma: 13
Jesus walked on water
I swim through land
May 29 2007 12:42AM
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nitsua
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i came up with the octo grab
May 29 2007 12:47AM
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bombin_baker*
Posts: 202 - Karma: 12
i drove a car into a garage wall...a dirtbike into a pond, oh and i invented pineapple
May 29 2007 1:00AM
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mtbakerteacher
Posts: 4185 - Karma: 20
HAHA!
May 29 2007 1:03AM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,861
finally somebody appreciates that i claim the hardest
May 29 2007 1:04AM
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SirFryanator
Posts: 11149 - Karma: 1,415
OMGZ I WIN CORK 540 OFF 43 FT CLIFF AND TRIPLE BACKFLIP!!!!!1!!!!
just kidding you can all sit back down now.
May 29 2007 1:06AM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 26
i invented snowboarding. i dont want credit but they keep givin it to me.
May 29 2007 1:14AM
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mtbakerteacher
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I invented Nutella.
May 29 2007 1:19AM
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Reptar
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My father created the toaster strudel
May 29 2007 1:46AM
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Dr.Seuss
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i was once royale, but i didnt claim anything. i was very modest

May 29 2007 3:05AM
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alaskakid
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my name is dumont jr. i can do switch 7 nose mutes and i'm only 12
May 29 2007 3:33AM
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Rajna
Posts: 3824 - Karma: 90
i can do a 180.
i win.
May 29 2007 7:58AM
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t-roy
Posts: 4041 - Karma: 52
I invented air.
May 29 2007 9:42AM
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*Four*Zero*Six*
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I created FEAR in the eyes and hearts of the BRIDGER SKI PATROL!They aint got shit on me!
May 29 2007 9:47AM
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Mezmerize19
Posts: 6475 - Karma: 18
Eagles blow
May 29 2007 9:51AM
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*Four*Zero*Six*
Posts: 1479 - Karma: 10
Timone and Phumba BLOW!
May 29 2007 9:54AM
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Skierguy1234
Posts: 1684 - Karma: 88
people copied me and they all got it wrong. so there.
May 29 2007 11:10AM
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artfullydodged
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bizzump
May 29 2007 5:28PM
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chickenwang
Posts: 5639 - Karma: 40
i can cork 180
May 29 2007 5:42PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
You mean off-axis 180?

Oh snap, I went there.
May 29 2007 6:02PM
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Steezysmurf
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Actually! in 1998, Gangstarr came out with the hit song 'you know my steez', spelled that way. Correct me if im wrong, but I think he is the first person to use the word steeze. So if he spelt it steez, I think that people should be entitled to say steez. (thats not a claim!)
May 29 2007 6:07PM
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*DrewT*
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Chuck Norris has not killed me yet
May 29 2007 6:20PM
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bryceCTS
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i gave royale a hot karl
May 29 2007 6:24PM
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adam.
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thanks, and russ should leave NS forever and that is not a clain thats the truth
May 29 2007 6:29PM
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J.W.
Posts: 523 - Karma: 51
if he invented it, he can spell it anyway he likes and the eagles suck
May 29 2007 6:29PM
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MistaFab
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OMG! your gretchen weiners!???
May 29 2007 6:34PM
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.jon
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michael jackson has a dick
May 29 2007 6:42PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
I got a blowjob
















































from your mom
May 29 2007 7:47PM
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lushlaxstr
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I am Emmit Smith
May 29 2007 8:15PM
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snwbrdmilf
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i am a true MILF
May 29 2007 8:18PM
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TheButterHashira
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o rly?
May 29 2007 8:22PM
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Black-Bandanna
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 1,602
Honestly....you can't claim the title "MILF" considering that it stands for Mother I'd Like To Fuck. Now I'm not saying that you're not a MILF, but I am saying that that title is something that needs to be given to you by someone other than yourself.

Oh well, that's my opinion...
May 29 2007 8:23PM
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bombin_baker*
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i am Tom (from myspace)...
yes i am actualy a girl
May 29 2007 8:23PM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,805
what makes you think it hasn't already?
May 29 2007 8:25PM
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Mat.
Posts: 7167 - Karma: 94
read a thread about you a minute ago.
coolbeans
May 29 2007 8:25PM
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Black-Bandanna
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After looking through your profile nothing makes me think that.
May 29 2007 8:26PM
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snwbrdmilf
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well gee thanks
May 29 2007 8:28PM
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Aclique_Clothing
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russbuss knows whats up. eagles 4 life nigga
May 29 2007 8:29PM
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Tom.
Posts: 1954 - Karma: 12
you didnt go with Bakerskeetinmyfacewetpussynipples?!?!?!

fool.
May 29 2007 8:30PM
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Edward.
Posts: 9366 - Karma: 445
i farted.
May 29 2007 8:31PM
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