that kid who is buggin ya just do tons of shit to him
1. fill his mechanical pencils with water so when he clicks it it goes everywhere screwing his work
2. if he is in gym with u grab a pad lock and lock all his shit to something.
3. if 2 doesnt work get a pad lock and put it on his shoe under a table. be stealth though
4. everytime he says a story just say sweet dude. constantly.
5. at luch bring a really raelly hot sauce and dump in his burger or wutever he is eating where it is hidden.
6. viagra or exlax