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If i make honor roll once next year i get a new escalade!!!

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KravtZ
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YEEAAAAAAAAAAAA so pumped hopefully i get it
May 20 2007 10:18PM
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JonH.A.M.
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lucky bastard
May 21 2007 10:43PM
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jibmaster_josh
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my mom said that if i get over 90 average she will send me to camp of champs.

right now my average is 70.
May 21 2007 11:01PM
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Gnl.Weirdness
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J_Harm,

Why is he lucky?
May 21 2007 11:11PM
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sowstochd
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come on guys dont me assholes.

if he really is an escalade than congrats to you bro, but sounds like you have some motivation issues, but hey whatever works
May 21 2007 11:21PM
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sowstochd
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getting an escalade*
May 21 2007 11:22PM
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jimmer
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congrats champ, while i get my phone taken away for all a's and one c.

you are the man.
May 21 2007 11:28PM
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sowstochd
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be assholes* jeez i cant spell tonight
May 21 2007 11:30PM
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Gnl.Weirdness
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just messing really. But yeh don't get an escalade bro, get the Jeep SR8 or SRT can't remember the name on it, but it's the most legit SUV u can get if u wanna be baller.
May 21 2007 11:31PM
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nitsua
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if i dont get a 3.5 i cant drive. wat so dumb about this is i dont even have my own car.
May 22 2007 11:33AM
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LS.
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get a surburban so u dont get made fun of
May 22 2007 11:35AM
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-+Siver+-
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god for you, but what is your honor role
May 22 2007 12:47PM
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Alkyy
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you spoiled stupid bitch
May 22 2007 3:43PM
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bigdaddytmac
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Who are you people that are too fucking stupid to get A's with that kind of incentive? I'd fucking get straight A's for a hooker and a gram of blow.
May 22 2007 3:47PM
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OAK_TREE
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i can't wait till he doesn't make the honor roll. when next year is over and he comes on here saying he didn't make it. he is going to get ripped big time.
May 22 2007 3:48PM
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bhill2.0
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Thats sick man. you better work for it
May 22 2007 3:53PM
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Petey.
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you must be real dumb if your parents have gotten THAT desperate
May 22 2007 4:17PM
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BusyJohnSohn
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If I get a 90 next year my parents said they might buy me some shit truck like a Ford Ranger or something
May 22 2007 4:21PM
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comeatmebro
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wow seriously you guys need to stop being such jealous bitches. yeah it is pretty bad that his parents spoil him, but its not his fault, my god you guys sound like a bunch of faggots. hope you get your escalade(i would get something different if you have the option)
May 22 2007 4:21PM
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Jamesl48
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lol
May 22 2007 4:34PM
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DaysToCome
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you and about half the other people in this thread it seems
May 22 2007 6:02PM
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SkiMN
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It is a free car, but if you said any other comparable SUV I would have been just as happy for you. Escalades do have a bigger engine. Its got a lot of nuts for something made entirely of plastic. Get into a Tahoe, look at all the buttons, compare to the excalade. Damn near the same thing, you pay for a plusher interior, the big name, and the look (which really isn't all that impressive). For what its worth some simple aftermarket modifications to another GM SUV will get the same damn thing but not as flashy.

I guess the bottom line is be happy cause your getting a free car, not because its an escalade.
May 22 2007 6:19PM
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adam.
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CLAIMER!!!!!!!!!

jk, but seriously you must be really dumb
May 22 2007 6:37PM
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invader7
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parents these days
May 22 2007 6:44PM
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DANETRON
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word and if you still need to have that look get a front end conversion kit for it for like $1,500 and bolt it on

May 22 2007 6:50PM
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chickenwang
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i think its an aliais now because he hasnt replyed in a long time but he might not of checked the thread or hes got an escalade now and doesnt give a fuck about newschoolers anymore
May 22 2007 7:03PM
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rudager
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wow, i got a pie once for making honor roll, its not that hard
May 22 2007 7:10PM
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statuswhitegirl
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SPOILED PUNK BITCH
i hope you dont make honer roll
May 22 2007 7:14PM
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KravtZ
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y do u guys care so much...i though hey y not tell ns about my honor roll goal but apparently ur all jelous and y does it matter if i have a lot of money and i can get an escalade so shut up
May 22 2007 7:16PM
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statuswhitegirl
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wow way to rub it in all of our faces... i still hope you dont make honor roll
May 22 2007 7:19PM
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steezyjibber
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what a fuckface
May 22 2007 8:18PM
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rudager
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why do we care so much???because your telling everybody about a prize that ive only seen once, your rich, more than half this site is full of skibums who have dead end jobs and make enough money to eat,sleep and ski(including me). the fact that your parents can buy you something thats beyond reasonalbe expensisis rediculous. its not that hard to pay attention unless your an ADD retard who sits in the resource room and plays and argues about your current yu gi oh card match(its happened before)
i hope the car is stolen
May 22 2007 8:24PM
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Krush
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wow, u are serioulsy a fucking cunt. i hope u get honor role, then die in a firey crash in your new car
May 22 2007 8:26PM
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rudager
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i also know your not going to get it, you can barely spell
May 22 2007 8:29PM
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fujarome
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good luck, and i mean if you do get it, good luck paying for gas.
May 22 2007 8:30PM
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t_rob
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that would be a 6.2liter engine.
May 22 2007 8:31PM
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East.
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despite all the jealousy, how many of you wouldnt brag about a new car? you cant really blame a kid for getting a car.. No person in their right mind would turn down a free car, so enough with all the "rich boy" shit.
May 22 2007 8:40PM
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rudager
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your right, i brag about new stuff all the time
but its a expensive car
im sticking with my statement
May 22 2007 8:52PM
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goskinow22
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I agree
May 22 2007 9:05PM
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goskinow22
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I agree
May 22 2007 9:06PM
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bsuthjwu
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spoiled POS
May 25 2007 12:08PM
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straytblunted
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I WANT TO KILL YOU
May 25 2007 1:25PM
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straytblunted
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No fuck that not enough about that rich boy shit, i just bought a new car and i dont brag about it so fuck you and fuck anyone who gets a car given to them. those parents need to teach their kids how to be responsible before they give them somethin that kills thousands of people a year, costs shit tons and also makes less snow due to the ammount of co2 it puts into the atmosphere. So fuck you you little bitch i hope you rethink the offer and turn it down because you dont deserve 60,000 dollars for a couple assignments you completed. If its not clear enough i hate you
May 25 2007 1:29PM
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gnustreetfool
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yea get honer roll so you can kill the ozone more
May 25 2007 1:30PM
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straytblunted
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I could understand like a pair of ill skis or a ski trip somewhere but give me a fuckin break, some people never make that much money in their whole lives and you are bragging about it, you should be put behind a firing squad
May 25 2007 1:33PM
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whattheshit
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troll, troll, troll your boat gently down the...
May 25 2007 1:35PM
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doitbig
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When I have kids I'd love to be able to buy them a new car for good grades. What's so wrong with that?
May 25 2007 2:04PM
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skifree919
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theres a difference between buying your kid a crappy used car just so they can get around and spoiling them with an escalade that says, "hey look at me im a spoiled deuchbag". It perpetuates a materialistic society and you will not teach your kid the value of a dollar. All way more important than an escalade, which is a shitty car to begin with anyways.
May 25 2007 2:08PM
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Tucks
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audi
May 25 2007 10:42PM
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doitbig
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if you have the money to buy your child an escalade, then the value of a dollar means nothing to you or your kids.
May 26 2007 12:24PM
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.John.
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putting inexperienced drivers behind the wheel of something like an escalade is really really really stupid of your parents. I have no idea how such stupid people could be rich enough to buy an escalade
May 26 2007 12:31PM
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