alright, im going caving up in the boonies, and on my hike back, (like 10 miles) i have to cross this river, and do all this bs, but im with my gf, and were having a good time, it was perfect, well about 5 minutes from the car, i hear something crash in the woods up to my right, i look, and somethings running right at me, my gf is about 10 ft behind me i turn and say run, and she takes off, well then i still couldnt tell wtf it was, then i realize its a fuckin grizzly, i yell SHIT! and my gf stops and grabs her bear spray, then sees it, and freezes. mind you its still charging at me. (this is all in like a time frame of about 15 seconds) and then its comin towards me.
alright hold up here for a sec, ok, well we had just crossed the river for the last time, and i had put my bear spray in my pack while i cross, well figuring we were about 5 min away from the car i dont get it back out.
ok, back to the story, so i dont have time to grab my spray, and this bear is like 5-6ft from me, i take off my pack, and as this bear is about to hit me, i step to the side and it sorta checked me, and then i slammed my pack on its head, it kinda yelps(i had alot of climbing gear, lots of hard metal.) and keeps running. i fall to my knees and am like holy shit, i almost died, and my gf was in tears, she thought it was gonna be the end of me. ya, wow. thought id just share
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