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Funny Movie Quotes

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*Four*Zero*Six*
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NS i need a favor i need a bunch of funny quotes from movies like for example...If your not first your last-Ricky Bobby Sr-Talledega Nights.I tried to google funny movie quotes and it was a bunch of corny shit from like the 80's and these quotes have to go on a bulletin board here at work so i need some good shit! Thanks NS!
-Jonny-
May 18 2007 9:35AM
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chickenwang
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haha im not laughing at the words
May 19 2007 3:39PM
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japie99
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what kind a nigga drives a volvo??

A nigga, that cares about his safety!!
May 19 2007 4:23PM
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BFFset.
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i don't do drugs i just smoke weed

i love lamp, etc.
May 20 2007 12:28AM
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ride-rider
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life's like a box of chocolates, you never no what your gonna get!

or

i may not be the smartest man but i no what love is.

haha forest gump, simply fantastic!
May 20 2007 2:59AM
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Frostfired
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these shnozal berries taste like shnozel berries

May 20 2007 11:54AM
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japie99
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^haha which movie is that from?
May 20 2007 5:26PM
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gnustreetfool
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Hey man, you got any spare change man?I got these cheeseburgers man. Man I'll suck your dick man!
May 20 2007 5:31PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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Goddamnit, are you fucking with me -Bad Santa
I watched that baked and it was so funny.
May 20 2007 5:33PM
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tremp
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he called the shit, poop
May 20 2007 5:38PM
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Lé.Skiing
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I love lamp
May 20 2007 5:45PM
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bigwhite.steeze
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Garbage Day!
May 20 2007 5:45PM
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Scratch*my*Back
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"we would like to say that the people responsible for sacking the people who have been sacked, have now been sacked."
- holy grail
May 20 2007 6:31PM
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*Four*Zero*Six*
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thats priceless Steph...good call
May 26 2007 3:25PM
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TheMoostafian
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hahahaa supertroopers is hilarious
May 26 2007 3:29PM
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Alex_G
Posts: 11902 - Karma: 1,018
Out Cold Quotes:
 "He's had a crush on that bench for a long time."
--Luke

"These scuba outfits don't allow my dice to roll, and by dice I mean testicles. Speaking of testicles, lemme get a beer."--Luke


"No regrets, that's my motto. That, and 'Everybody WangChung Tonight'"
Luke

"Inga, I've never been a man of words, and I've never been so in love with somebody, I've never actually spoken to. Inga, I'm only gonna offer this once. Will you have, uhh will you have sex with me?"

Majors:"Numbnuts here is gonna pass these out."
Muntz:"I think he means you."

Eric: "You better get out of here before my fist, makes an appointment with your ass!"
Luke: "Haven't you realized that you always make a reference to shoving some thing up my ass? And that time, it wasn't even a threat. Technically, that was flirting"

"I don't have to write a test to tell you that I take drugs."
-Pigpen

"I got molested by a hot tub last night."
-Luke

And this one isn't a quote, but I find it funny amd somewhat racist how they made it so the black guy wasn't able to snowboard hahaha


Dec 20 2007 6:47PM
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Runnie_D
Posts: 743 - Karma: 31
I said, "Do you love me?" and she said, "No, but that's a really nice ski mask."
Dec 20 2007 6:56PM
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word-sauce
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its makes me really angry when people gets quotes wrong "Odin's raven"
Sweet grandpapa's corncob pipe!

Dec 20 2007 6:59PM
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Alex_G
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Also, from Stealing Harvard:

"WE'RE GOING SKIING!"

(to all HN session 3ers)
Dec 20 2007 7:14PM
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word-sauce
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woops didnt read the whole thread sorry man
Dec 20 2007 7:16PM
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ST33ZY_MC_steez
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you think you're too cool for school Hansell. Well i got a newflash for you, Walter Kronkite, ..... You AreN't
Dec 20 2007 8:30PM
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[]Soul_Steeze[]
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do you need a woman in the office to rub baby powder on your hiney and tell you that your special and different from everyone else?

bahaha he said hiney!!!




Shut up! I cant even walk down the street to buy a pack of cigs without runnning into 9 guys you've fucked!!!




what if i told you that your pinko comie mother sucked so much dick, that her face looks like an egg!!!




if you dont chew big red, then fuck you!!

Dec 20 2007 8:32PM
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laxstar
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don't know if i'll get these all perfect but.....

"I am truly jealous you got to suck on thoose tits when you were a baby"
"Yea but you got to suck on your dad's dick"

and the quote from knocked up were he is like weed is the best medicine so and so broke her arm and she just smoked a lot of weed i mean it clicks every now and then but she's all good
Dec 20 2007 9:37PM
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doublexl
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i can derelick my own balls thatnk you very much.
Dec 20 2007 10:10PM
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b-ladd
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This thing's really crampin my Hardy Boys. Its no mystery.
gets me every time...
Dec 20 2007 10:11PM
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glass
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that's seventy two unforced errors for richie tenenbaum. he's playing the worst tennis of his life

what's he feeling right now?


i don't know, jim

there's obviously something wrong with him. he's taken off his shoes and one of his socks and

actually, i think he's crying
Dec 20 2007 10:31PM
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theres_ghosts
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hey sandy you remember me right? im the guy who went to prom with a tux painted on my body.  and then i spilled punch and the paint ran and everybody saw my dong! oh and im the one who was lighting farts on fire with a bunsen burner and i singed my ball sac.

saving silverman


best movie ever
Dec 20 2007 10:40PM
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chitownskiier8
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-How old are you?
-Old enough..
-old enough?
-old enough to party

superbad, great movie
Dec 20 2007 11:19PM
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RunDMc
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- looks like the average joe's team has foreiting the game

- its a bold strategy cotton, lets see if it pays off

haha i love dodgeball
Dec 20 2007 11:19PM
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Frostfired
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i don remember this one exactly but its something like 5 bucks for a bjob 15 bucks for a zjob
-whats a z job
-if you dont know what it is you cant afford it
beerfest
i totaly butcherd that quote. good movie tho
Dec 21 2007 7:04AM
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Anathema
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i thought i was going to.......dead
Dec 21 2007 11:03AM
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DaLiNeRiDEr21
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CHICA CHICA YEA
Dec 21 2007 11:08AM
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