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This one time i was downloading PORN.....

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woogity
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(finish the sentance, paragraph, story, watever)
May 14 2007 9:44PM
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bangarangmules
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my parents came home early...
May 14 2007 9:46PM
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timmi
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with a big black dildo
May 14 2007 9:48PM
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BusyJohnSohn
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and it was good
May 14 2007 9:50PM
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ThaLetterM.
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and i discovered raven riley. game over.
May 14 2007 9:51PM
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lushlaxstr
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realized im gay
May 14 2007 9:59PM
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pns513
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i lost my vasoline
May 14 2007 10:00PM
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hawaiiansteeze
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and i put on my robe and wizard hat
May 14 2007 10:02PM
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grams.
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and my computer froze
May 14 2007 10:08PM
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DDrem.
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with my little sister
May 14 2007 10:10PM
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Piste.Off
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and i enjoyed my gay orgy
May 14 2007 10:14PM
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ride-rider
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i fucked a sandwitch bag in my couch.
May 14 2007 10:15PM
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Black-Bandanna
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with Bob Saget
May 14 2007 10:16PM
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C.R.420
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..while making a turkey sandwich.
May 14 2007 10:21PM
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Bumbleton
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starring rosie o'donelle and ellen degenres
May 14 2007 10:40PM
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BusyJohnSohn
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last time I tried to download that one a got a meean virus
May 14 2007 10:42PM
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EClay46
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david hasslehoff was looking good.
May 14 2007 10:42PM
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slimbruddah
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I ate a potato.
May 14 2007 10:43PM
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=Carson=
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then stuck one up my butt
May 14 2007 10:46PM
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TheMoostafian
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and i realized that nitro-rider is a snowboarder and needs to be BANNED
May 14 2007 10:46PM
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Static
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because I was at work, and that's what I do.
May 14 2007 10:49PM
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slimbruddah
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Now look at the game i have started and how
May 14 2007 10:58PM
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OhioRiderSPK5
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and i noticed my dog playing with its self
May 15 2007 3:19PM
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mizzike
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bahahaha
May 15 2007 3:37PM
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LS.
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then i pee'd in my dog's butt
May 15 2007 3:39PM
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-+Siver+-
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thats just fucking weird
May 15 2007 4:03PM
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Goobie
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and stuck my dick in a peanut butter jar
May 15 2007 4:31PM
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MattTweak
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epic
May 15 2007 4:33PM
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TheButterHashira
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i then pulled it out and put it in...
May 15 2007 4:49PM
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P3TER
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and my cat got a boner
May 15 2007 5:04PM
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zylstra
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even though cats can't get boners...
May 15 2007 5:14PM
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010
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and then bilo got this
May 15 2007 5:32PM
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Craigskis
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inside my own ass, then i realised... Not only am I gay, but Also have a fetish of cross dressing, with my new found talent, I...
May 15 2007 5:54PM
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Petey.
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yesssss
May 15 2007 6:00PM
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Beamer12
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in my school library
May 15 2007 6:11PM
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skijunkiedtm
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that would suck especialy if it was a family comp
May 15 2007 6:34PM
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chickenwang
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hahahah and then got expelled
May 15 2007 6:40PM
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Joan
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hahaa
May 15 2007 7:14PM
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Jwenz
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woahhh i had the same problem...i had to reboot my computer




by response:

and this girl walked in and was like...lets FUCK
May 15 2007 7:18PM
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bowlripper
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i realized i make stupid threads
May 15 2007 7:27PM
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SteezePatrol
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that are poor immitations of the origional
May 15 2007 7:30PM
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DYFI
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and i should quit while im ahead.
May 15 2007 7:31PM
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Edward.
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ography
May 15 2007 7:44PM
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ecsm.
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nice
May 15 2007 8:29PM
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twintipteles
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how do they procreate then? I think you're wrong...
May 15 2007 8:46PM
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TheButterHashira
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maybe they do it like whales, ya know the male jizzes all in the water and the girl whale spreads her fins and it just majicly turns into a whale
May 15 2007 8:49PM
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quixotic
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And I pull out my cock ring...
May 15 2007 8:54PM
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TheButterHashira
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and now im trapped in the closet
(idk why i thought of that)
May 15 2007 8:55PM
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mohawkskier
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porn is sick because im skiierman
May 15 2007 9:03PM
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Ceru
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and i hear my dad coming, so i click out of everything real fast, i thought i got everything, but when he was talking to me the speakers were up and all u hear was "ohh, ahh" and he says mike...whats that? and i said dad, idk did u just make that sound? so basically, i suck
May 15 2007 9:13PM
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Steezysmurf
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hahaha, nice one
May 15 2007 9:43PM
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