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lushlaxstr
Posts: 3063 - Karma: 41
i just smashed my brothers cat's head in the window and he made the weirdest noise i have ever heard. first it was a high pitched cough, then turned to something like a loud meow, while getting something inserted anally.
May 10 2007 9:12PM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
bahahahahahahaahahahaha! i hate my fucking cat its so noisy so i kick it around and throw it.
May 10 2007 9:22PM
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pommes_vertes.
Posts: 1260 - Karma: 10
dude cats are the shit. why would you fuck with them like that?
May 10 2007 10:32PM
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keystoner1
Posts: 2143 - Karma: 11
how would you feel if we slammed your head into a window
May 10 2007 10:43PM
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skipillager
Posts: 1275 - Karma: 20
my cat died today...
May 10 2007 10:44PM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
what did you slam its head into?






haha sorry my cat died this summer and it was awful, i hate my new one.
May 10 2007 10:49PM
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keystoner1
Posts: 2143 - Karma: 11
dude thats super sad sry to hear that
May 10 2007 10:51PM
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skipillager
Posts: 1275 - Karma: 20
its okai.

it lived a happy, playful, slutty life.

my kitty was a complete male cat whore.

but i loved him.
May 10 2007 10:51PM
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skipillager
Posts: 1275 - Karma: 20
my brother put him onto the trampoline.

and even though he attempted to cling onto it,

making hardcore scratches...

my brother kicked him by accident doing a backflip.

and he landed on the cement. head first i think.

and that was it. he'll be missed.
May 10 2007 10:53PM
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keystoner1
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oooh bummer sad to hear
May 10 2007 10:53PM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
i can't believe you just called your cat a slut and a whore.
i lawled.
i'm sorry to hear that though.
i really don't like cats, but it's kinda like a love-hate thing.
May 10 2007 10:54PM
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anna*
Posts: 1701 - Karma: 10
why the hell would you do that to it?
not as if it could do much to you other than scratch and bite.


May 10 2007 11:30PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
Posts: 9108 - Karma: 16
hahaha, that's so harsh, great post

I like cats sometimes, mine are really annoying, well they have been lately.

and to the thread starter, wtf were you thinking when you did that.
May 10 2007 11:32PM
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unchyll
Posts: 4554 - Karma: 96
i have one cat that is fat as fuck and i have another cat that looks like a fucking weasel and he always tries to speak english, its like a low pitch meow and a grumble
May 10 2007 11:32PM
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RunDMc
Posts: 1298 - Karma: 60
i dont like cats either but i would never have the heart to slam one's head into a window, especially not after that cat pics thread
May 11 2007 12:03AM
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EnemySki
Posts: 471 - Karma: 10
Why would you do that?
May 11 2007 1:32AM
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SteveStepp
Posts: 9529 - Karma: 20,646
Im sorry!

i love cats
May 11 2007 1:37AM
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proZach
Posts: 7163 - Karma: 917
i'm sorry that was fucking hilarious.

sorry for your loss.
May 11 2007 1:49AM
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DopeSauce
Posts: 1677 - Karma: 26
i hate you.
May 11 2007 3:43AM
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Billek
Posts: 5665 - Karma: 98
Wow i can't get over how much of an asshole you are.
May 11 2007 7:54AM
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SteveStepp
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Noooo!!! you should love your cat!
May 11 2007 3:28PM
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*DwC*
Posts: 1112 - Karma: 28
you are an ass hole... j/k i hate cats
May 11 2007 3:33PM
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RastaSkier9
Posts: 1563 - Karma: 15
You know everytime i read your post i get dumber and dumber, you should keep your mouth shut youd sound a lot smarter if you dont talk!
May 11 2007 3:35PM
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SlickRick.
Posts: 4329 - Karma: 300
i killed a cat a few weeks again... a story to be told on a later date.
May 11 2007 4:43PM
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lushlaxstr
Posts: 3063 - Karma: 41
wow, way to bring down the thread.
May 12 2007 12:54PM
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