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What do parents think when they name their kids?

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KRASHED
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http://www.theweathernetwork.com/weather/cities/can/Pages/CAON0376.htm

scroll down to the bottom right, look at the flash icon below the dell advertisement. if you have any questions or concerns it tells you to contact Sandy Johnston...

this brings up the question, do parents sometimes skip a brain gear when they name their children?
May 7 2007 8:03PM
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DDrem.
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i checked the link. i cant make any connections
May 7 2007 8:05PM
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Mezmerize19
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uhhhh. I dont get it. I know my parents where thining of my great granpa who died before i was born, thus named after me
May 7 2007 8:10PM
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KRASHED
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I was refering to the name Sandy Johnstone, as in a sandy dick...
May 7 2007 8:11PM
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DiamondC
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hahahaha oh
May 7 2007 8:14PM
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errrka
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mine was my grandmas name
May 7 2007 8:15PM
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mind_Riot39
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as racist as this will sound, what the fuck is up with black people making up crazy ass names for their kids. did anyone see the pimp my ride with the girl named "special"? wtf? and "sapphyri"(pronounced "safari")? WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
May 7 2007 8:16PM
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*monsterskier*
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^lol. hilarious. some black kids in my school..2 of 'em have names ending w/ -ique.. i wonder how they do that? then there's "Lavonte". they must have good imagination?
May 7 2007 8:23PM
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Tinga
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theres a person that works at our school named burl dick.
May 7 2007 8:49PM
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errrka
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church list- Robert Glasscock
^that must suck
May 7 2007 8:51PM
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Gigantaface
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there is a kid at my school named Gabe Asher. Say it outloud and you'll understand why its soo funny.
May 7 2007 8:54PM
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keystoner1
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theres a teacher at my school i dont knwo her first name cuz i dont have her but her last name is glasscock and i laugh so hard but ya names can either be good or just ruin your life
May 7 2007 8:56PM
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LeBlanc
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Mahieu-Martin is the name of the school I go to hahah

I know a girl named Pasqualinelle, but shes italian
May 7 2007 9:01PM
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skipillager
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How bout the african american names such as..

Thandiway.
Farrai

Or Indian names such as..

Perenah
Sukpinder
Mekah
Amneh
Rupinder

Sometimes they're just unpronounceable...
May 7 2007 9:03PM
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UNREAL
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I know a kid named richard long, No fake!
May 7 2007 9:04PM
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keystoner1
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or that chick named spechell i agree not to sound racist but what the fuck
May 7 2007 9:04PM
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UNREAL
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I also know a Jean Christophe
May 7 2007 9:11PM
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artfullydodged
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there's a name on a plaque at my school, "Harry Cock" no shit
May 7 2007 9:23PM
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DiamondC
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i landscape a cemetery in the summer and one of the guys names on a stone is " harry gooch" he died in like 1940 tho, before they knew about gooch's
May 7 2007 9:37PM
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skitheeast1100
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hey my name is shawn!! thats not a stupid name at all.
May 7 2007 9:40PM
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fuzz.
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hahaha i duno why but that made me laugh
May 7 2007 9:40PM
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wrenegade
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I know an "Andy Andrews"
May 7 2007 9:41PM
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thefilmerguy
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like george in seinfeld wanting to name his kid Seven...

IT HAS CACHET BABY, IT HAS CACHET UP THE YING YANG!!!1
May 7 2007 9:47PM
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Shpadoinkle
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My parents were thinking of the place where the beer flows like wine and the beautiful women instictively flock like the salmon of Capistrano when they named me.
May 7 2007 9:48PM
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MitchPee
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More like the capital of stuck up snobby assholes and brick headed dumbasses.
May 7 2007 9:54PM
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Shpadoinkle
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thank you. so does that make me a stuck up snobby asshole and a brick headed dumbass?
May 7 2007 10:03PM
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sunshineee
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my friend steven's initials are S.T.D.
May 7 2007 10:06PM
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lushlaxstr
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its not the same advertisement every time you click on the link
May 7 2007 10:07PM
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t_rob
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i love the ones with the apostrophies. theres this really sketchy kind of fat chick who's ugly as shit but thinks shes hot at my school name me'chelle. no its not michelle. its MEE-SHELL
May 7 2007 10:17PM
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[~_~]
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And while we're on the subject, what the hell kind of name is Landis?

and people ask why I changed it to Slandis....it's so much MORE logical
May 7 2007 10:55PM
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skijunkiedtm
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wow thats not smart to say
May 7 2007 10:56PM
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RunDMc
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does he ski at the peaks? cause he used to go to my school if he does
May 7 2007 11:11PM
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RunDMc
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does he ski at the peaks? cause he used to go to my school if he does
May 7 2007 11:12PM
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papasteeze
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I named one of my kids Ridge
May 7 2007 11:25PM
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charmander
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my parents named me after a biblical shit thing anmd now im a satanist! woohoo go not being christian
May 7 2007 11:35PM
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fdsa
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I knew a black chick named Precious
May 7 2007 11:38PM
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cab509
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I'm named after Colin Chapman the founder of Lotus.
May 7 2007 11:44PM
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garrett.
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May 7 2007 11:50PM
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BusyJohnSohn
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HAHAHA droopy cock

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May 8 2007 5:29PM
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Jake...
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who names their kid bradley
May 8 2007 5:32PM
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WONTON
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Kid in my school named Gabe Laks....say that out loud
May 8 2007 6:13PM
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STREETS
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Lmao
May 8 2007 6:57PM
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WIfreeskier
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an asian friend of mine's name is Day Dong
May 8 2007 7:05PM
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MaxSteeze
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i want to name my kid with a slient "m" at the beginning so they will never get how to spell their name
May 8 2007 7:24PM
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lushlaxstr
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kid in my school named, Buffalo-Herd
May 8 2007 8:05PM
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[~_~]
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When people as me how to spell Tanaka, I say "with a 'ph', not an 'f'."
May 8 2007 8:08PM
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mind_Riot39
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i know a kid whose legal name is Nine. its on his birth certificate but he calls himself ben
May 8 2007 8:49PM
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-NY-STeeZE-
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A kid i know is named Heywood Jablowme
May 8 2007 8:50PM
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Shpadoinkle
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hey, my friends name is bradley. i like his name.
May 8 2007 8:51PM
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jibmaster_josh
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i know a guy named Harrison Bonar. no kidding, his parents named him hairy boner!!!
May 8 2007 8:51PM
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