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Why are guys not alloud to drink coolers?

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timmi
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they taste so god damn good!
why not get drunk of something delicious?
May 6 2007 3:03PM
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Avifarer
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Cause pirates didnt drink coolers
May 6 2007 3:07PM
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*rkp*
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you can.   it's not that big a deal, just talk back to anyone who gives you shit.  as long as you're comfortable with yourself.   haha
May 6 2007 3:07PM
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skitheeast1100
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i do sometimes, just tell them to give you a beer, shotgun that and then go back to your wine cooler...its all good
May 6 2007 3:18PM
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2+2=5
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coolers are for the weak hearted
May 6 2007 3:22PM
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uni-corn
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true.

Also, they make a good chaser.
May 6 2007 3:23PM
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KRASHED
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pour it into a glass, problem solved
May 6 2007 3:25PM
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JockinJLoads
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bc they give you shitty hangovers and you look like a bitch

idc what ppl say, i lose respect for any man with a "cooler" in his hand
May 6 2007 3:28PM
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CooksCorner
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I think they're too damn sweet. But I'm weird i guess, i like whiskeys and bourbons, and scotches straight up because i enjoy their flavor...it has nothing to do with "being a hard ass".
May 6 2007 3:28PM
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MitchPee
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Beer tastes better than those after a while.
May 6 2007 3:38PM
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timmi
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does mikes lemonade count as a bitch drink? i mean comon it says mikes on it!

May 6 2007 3:49PM
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ride-rider
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mikes hard lemonade, and smerinof
May 6 2007 3:55PM
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timmi
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you didnt really say anything there... you more or less just said 2 drink names...
May 6 2007 3:56PM
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invader7
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i dont think he even read the thread
May 6 2007 4:02PM
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Quinn
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Yes...bitch drink. I say you can drink one or two maybe at the beginning of a party...but to actually get wasted off any of that stuff is just pussy. But if you really want to...just go hide in a corner and do it i guess.
May 6 2007 4:07PM
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Armanzoid
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Clinically proven to double the size of your balls and grow chest hair.
May 6 2007 4:09PM
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Quinn
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HAHAHhahahahaah
May 6 2007 4:10PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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the label is BLACK too. How manly is that? Its HARD too. Hard is usually manly. Unfortunately its still lemonade.
May 6 2007 4:11PM
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timmi
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its only lemonade, if you BELEIVE its lemonade. fuck that. im happy with my coolers.

May 6 2007 4:16PM
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Armanzoid
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Why do I get the feeling you're the type of guy who gets out of the shower, looks in the mirror, and practices his "tuck."
May 6 2007 4:23PM
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kepler.
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the who man drink, girl drink thing is kind of stupid. drink whatever you like. not all guys like the taste of beer. i might think a heini or a sam adamns is the nectar of the gods, but some guy next to me might not. taste buds...not everyone has the same. and all dudes like "girly" drinks. they are just too insecure to admit it. they think someone might call them a faggot. then o my god! someone might think your gay...then if....someone thinks your gay...then you...must be gay.
May 6 2007 4:29PM
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timmi
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why do i get the feeling that your the type of guy who drives a beatup pickup truck, wears wifebeaters and jacksoff the the american flag? seriously dude its a drink.
May 6 2007 4:33PM
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doitbig
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i like the taste but there's barely any alk in um. it's like drinking a pop.
May 6 2007 4:34PM
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timmi
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your dumb, there like 12 percent. almost twice beer.
May 6 2007 4:38PM
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Armanzoid
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I know dude, I'm being sarcastic. I'm not some hayseed fuck who actually cares what one drinks.
May 6 2007 4:43PM
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Snowcase
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Timmi I support you whichever way you swing. I've never had them so I can't really comment.
May 6 2007 4:55PM
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skiierman
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I tried one time, but it tasted like poop.
May 6 2007 4:57PM
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proZach
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use mike's hard to chase anything. plus, it has more alcohol than beer. like 5.0% or something like that.
May 6 2007 4:58PM
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timmi
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seriously? they taste like juice!
May 6 2007 4:58PM
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kepler.
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doesn't beer have 6%?
May 6 2007 5:00PM
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proZach
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light beer has 4.1%, regular beer usually has 4.9%, and ice brewed has 5.9%. then like some brands of 40s have 8.9% and stuff.
May 6 2007 5:02PM
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.John.
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I can't drink them, they give me wicked bad hangovers
May 6 2007 5:08PM
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proZach
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everything gives me terrible hangovers except jager so i'm in the clear!
May 6 2007 5:09PM
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unchyll
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first time i got drunk i drank coolers, me and my friend where riding at the mountain and we go to this crazy like snow fort kinda thing that a bunch of old people made with boxes of grills and wine coolers
May 6 2007 5:10PM
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doitbig
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well actually i'm not dumb. mikes, silvers, etc aren't considered coolers dumbass. wine coolers have like 2%.
May 6 2007 5:28PM
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Shpadoinkle
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if you drink them where i live, i can guarantee that you will be shot.
May 6 2007 5:30PM
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BusyJohnSohn
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a real man
May 6 2007 5:36PM
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Skipig25
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best answer ever. coolers are for chicks and mormons bro, that's just the way it is
May 6 2007 5:37PM
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skitheeast1100
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liquor is where its REALLY at...
May 6 2007 5:43PM
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Tom.
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cant we all just... get along?

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May 6 2007 6:56PM
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Tom.
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damn newschoolers. and its double-spacing
May 6 2007 6:57PM
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keystoner1
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hah YES!
May 6 2007 6:59PM
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dammitmike
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honestly i think its just a social taboo that has developed over time. personally i could care less what other guys drink at parties but yeah most people will ridicule a guy who is drinking a cooler/mikes hard/smirnoff ice. its the same for cars, sure a miata handles great and is fun to drive but its socially accepted as a chick car. as for me i just really like beer and if thats available ill definitly take it over liquor or any cooler type drink.
May 6 2007 7:04PM
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SlickRick.
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very true
May 6 2007 7:05PM
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J.Bass
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i'd still rather just drink a beer.
May 6 2007 7:46PM
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ECfreeski3
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because drinking enough of those to get drunk is gross, too much sugar
May 6 2007 8:06PM
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DDrem.
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i was in florida with some buds and our dads and they offered to buy us rum breezers. we got 40 to split between the 3 of us, and with 4% alchohol, i got pretty shitty. the first like 13 tasted ok, after that was death. on top of it i drank like a 1/4 of bacardi rum. now whenever i think of rum breezers i feel like someone who just got thier boner snapped off
May 6 2007 8:10PM
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moonofendor
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its called coke and rum bitch. thats the drink of a true man
May 6 2007 9:17PM
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kepler.
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anyone ever have red stripe? just about the most delicious beer ever. HOORAY BEER!
May 6 2007 9:19PM
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