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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHIT

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EastcoastAR5
Posts: 2721 - Karma: 15
So i volunteered today doing a bunch of garden work at this really old/nice estate today. well anyways short story, after i get home, i take a shower, and as im drying myself off i see a tick squirming, latched on to my fucckiing balllllllllls. i almost had a heart attack.
i just removed him. fuck that. ; [
May 5 2007 4:56PM
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eheath
Posts: 61100 - Karma: 118,256
Oh man that blows. Did you singe your ball hairs burning him off or did you use a different method?
May 5 2007 5:00PM
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j3Di
Posts: 1188 - Karma: 13
that quite unfortunate.

that also put an image in my mind that i did not need in there.
damn you!
May 5 2007 5:01PM
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j3Di
Posts: 1188 - Karma: 13
that's*
May 5 2007 5:02PM
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EastcoastAR5
Posts: 2721 - Karma: 15
tweezers...i was shaking so bad haha.
May 5 2007 5:04PM
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SkiMN
Posts: 4005 - Karma: 38
I was out fishing one time and I got this terrible itch. I kept scratching to the point I thought I was gonna scratch my nutsack off. I get in, the itching is done. I go to take a dump and theres a fuckin tick with its head buried directly below my left nut. He came out easily, thank god.
May 5 2007 5:06PM
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invader7
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shit atleast u found it early
May 5 2007 5:17PM
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Aclique_Clothing
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on thursday this week before lacrosse practice we went to go find this hobo that lives behind a Tires Plus. And when we were looking for him i notice a thing crawling on my leg and it was a fucking tick so we booked it outta the woodsy area and went to my friends car and we counted 20 ticks on all of us together ( 4 of us ) it fucking sucked
May 5 2007 5:25PM
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user098123
Posts: 6072 - Karma: 18
ya ive had that happen before, fuckin gross
May 5 2007 5:35PM
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*DwC*
Posts: 1112 - Karma: 28
wow crazy story
May 5 2007 5:45PM
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STACKS
Posts: 1938 - Karma: 42
everyone is so sick here
May 5 2007 5:49PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
i had one on my dick, it was a fuckin deer tick, i flipped out
May 5 2007 5:50PM
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-+Siver+-
Posts: 1902 - Karma: 12
it's so unexpected too
May 5 2007 8:20PM
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DANETRON
Posts: 6671 - Karma: 137
wow you guys obviously dont spend any time in the woods do you. ive had lyme disease numerous times
May 5 2007 8:24PM
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Rez4frederick
Posts: 4740 - Karma: 40
hahahah fuck man, i know how you feel, i had a tick on mah balls when i was younger and now im way fucking paranoid.  I work outside in the woods alot and fuck the ticks are bad right now, im constantly cheking for them crawling up me, i find them all the time too before they embed into me, nasty ass fuckers.  I usually torture them now whenver i find them cause they are gay as fuck.....they seem to like the ballsack
May 5 2007 9:19PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
ticks suck
May 5 2007 9:26PM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
any warm area, so like armpits and shit too
May 5 2007 9:31PM
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anna*
Posts: 1701 - Karma: 10
could have been leeches. guess theyre about as bad as each other.
im lucky, never had a run in with either of them.
May 5 2007 11:59PM
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bigwhite.steeze
Posts: 8227 - Karma: 1,030
i had a leach on my foot once, kinda freaked me out at first but i just salted the bastard
May 6 2007 12:13AM
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jimmychung
Posts: 6857 - Karma: 25
oh man on your sack? that blows hardcore.
May 6 2007 12:31AM
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andy_boy
Posts: 4434 - Karma: 107
Holy thats hellish scary...
May 6 2007 12:36AM
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dr_jibb
Posts: 807 - Karma: 22
at lest it wasn't a leech on your purse.
May 6 2007 12:38AM
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Swan_Solo
Posts: 2374 - Karma: 14
when i was younger (and fatter)
i felt something wierd on my neck
and apparently a large fly had taken shelter in a neck roll under my adam's apple
0_0 scared the crap out of me
May 6 2007 1:06AM
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mizzike
Posts: 1386 - Karma: 251
bahahahhahaha
you should have taped it and sent it in to that scarred show.
May 6 2007 1:09AM
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pommes_vertes.
Posts: 1260 - Karma: 10
hahaha that fucking suuuucks. i had one on my shoulder once, but thank god never my nuts.
May 6 2007 1:12AM
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anna*
Posts: 1701 - Karma: 10
one attached to my dogs stomach after it went swimming. we salted it to the shitter too.

May 6 2007 6:52AM
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MistaFab
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dont you die from lyme desease... or have to get something amputated?

May 6 2007 9:27AM
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STREETS
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LMAO but anyways thats messed up now im parnoid.
May 6 2007 9:32AM
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Benson23
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haha i dont have ticks in my woods
May 6 2007 9:33AM
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statuswhitegirl
Posts: 4058 - Karma: 883
do u have a mark
May 6 2007 9:48AM
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skitheeast1100
Posts: 520 - Karma: 10
when i get ticks i torture them, they are such bastards.
May 6 2007 10:20AM
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skitheeast1100
Posts: 520 - Karma: 10
wtf! it cut off the rest of my post...

anyways right now i have a tick in this like container thing with a cap, its pretty small. there has been a fire under it now for about 30 minutes and the plastic is starting to slightly melt. bwahahah that fucker is suffering as i speak!!
May 6 2007 10:22AM
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Bigwoods
Posts: 3116 - Karma: 76
I found one that was coming after me, so i threw it on the hot cement and let him burn slowly.
Anyway why do you use salt?
May 6 2007 11:25AM
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EastcoastAR5
Posts: 2721 - Karma: 15
yeah its a real small red spot, but now im getting worried i didnt get his pinchers out...i see a really small black speck and im wondering if that is part of him :(
May 6 2007 1:23PM
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Eazy_Eags
Posts: 2227 - Karma: 14
I pulled one out of my neck last night. There such little bastards. The spot where I pulled it off hurts when you push it and im wondering if I should go to my doctors
May 6 2007 1:26PM
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skiierman
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I went to go visit my girlfriend and we took her dog out for a walk in the woods and after we came back, she found three ticks on my neck and back. It was messed up.
May 6 2007 1:27PM
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Eazy_Eags
Posts: 2227 - Karma: 14
to get it checked out*
May 6 2007 1:28PM
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EastcoastAR5
Posts: 2721 - Karma: 15
Just found this if anyone has real bad tick problems.

http://www.care2.com/channels/solutions/self/23

May 6 2007 1:36PM
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DANETRON
Posts: 6671 - Karma: 137
ya if you let it go for like 12 years
May 6 2007 2:37PM
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Bardolph
Posts: 719 - Karma: 11
That sucks pretty bad, not to mention the ackwardness of having a little creature on your balls.
May 6 2007 4:58PM
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