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I went to the zoo the other day and i saw girafe's and elephants and penguins and all that neat stuff. I wanted to go see the sharks but my friends being ignorant snobs, didn't want to go see the sharks. So I proceeded to kick them in the shins and march off by myself to the shark pond. I arrived at the shark pond and I was the only one there and i found that kind of strange seeing as sharks are burly ass mother fuckers. With theyre teeth and gills and stuff, I was looking forward to seeing one of the big white ones, whatever they're called. But anyways, back to the story. As I was staring in awe into the shark pond, I hear something trot up behind and i turn around and find myself face-to-face with a big, ugly camal. I've never liked camals anyways and this definitly did not help my fondness towards those ugly creatures. This next part happened extremely fast, within a few seconds; the camal look over my shoulder, caught a glimpse of a big jaguar shark in the pond, screamed, proceeding to spit in my face, turn and sprint off. So there you are, camals are scared shitless of sharks.