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I Need Some One-Liners!!!
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so my school's softball team is in a tournament this weekend and i'm clean out of some good ole heckling goodness. so i'm asking if anyone has any good one-liners to be used to heckle opposing teams. any help would be great.
oh yeah, keep em clean - the umps dont like swearing, racism, etc...
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What elevator part
Just yell random stuff like "Hey 14 you look like...(insert name of random person)
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two! four! six! eight! you suck! im great! la da la da you...are...the...one...i...hate?
i hope some of you know where this is from
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"get a roster and dig into their families...that'll stir things up when you chant the name of the left fielders dead poodle"
hahaha. do that. be like "hey number 7! how's your parent's divorce going? do you still go home and cry yourself to sleep every night because you know that neither of them love you?"
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that hellen keller sig reminded me of something people used to sing back in elementry school
"yankee doodle went to town riding on a heater, accidently flipped the switch and burned off his weiner"
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