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I Need Some One-Liners!!!

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Tolz
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so my school's softball team is in a tournament this weekend and i'm clean out of some good ole heckling goodness. so i'm asking if anyone has any good one-liners to be used to heckle opposing teams. any help would be great.

oh yeah, keep em clean - the umps dont like swearing, racism, etc...
Apr 27 2007 8:08PM
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Nakas
Posts: 248 - Karma: 251
we want a pitcher not a belly itcher 60% of the time it works all the time
Apr 27 2007 8:12PM
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1080ski
Posts: 4424 - Karma: 191
"hey ref, get off your knees, your blowing again!!" always does the trick
Apr 27 2007 8:13PM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
your blowing the game*


but yeah. thats a good one.


or just yell about how its zebra season until you get boot3d.
Apr 27 2007 8:16PM
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unchyll
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say yes on question 7!
Apr 27 2007 9:26PM
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seemeski
Posts: 4210 - Karma: 124
Or, Does your wife know your screwing us too?
Apr 27 2007 9:55PM
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Gavajabra2
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Is that a baseball bat or are you just happy to see me
Apr 27 2007 9:57PM
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soulskier
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one of my personal favorites is a good "dont rub it" after someone gets hit by a pitch
Apr 27 2007 9:58PM
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Bardolph
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On a bad call you get your fans to cheer
Nuts and bolts, Nuts and bolts, We got screwed!!
Apr 27 2007 10:30PM
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Nicholas.
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haha thats wicked corny! just do super gay corny shit like that and they will hate you.
Apr 27 2007 10:33PM
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toominator
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from happy gilmore...

you suck ya jackass! hahahaha jackass!
Apr 27 2007 10:37PM
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phatbush
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JUST YELL "RUN KILLER BEE"S"  that will cause choas! LOL i wouldn't prob recomend it though........................
Apr 27 2007 10:48PM
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sowstochd
Posts: 1518 - Karma: 59
well i was walking down the street once...and a guy waved at me and said, oh sorry i thought u were somebody else, i said.....i am


watch dimitri martin hes the king of one liners
Apr 27 2007 11:45PM
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skitheeast1100
Posts: 520 - Karma: 10
hahahahah so retarded yet random and funny
Apr 27 2007 11:51PM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
that guy is soooo funny!



im addicted to placibos

i could quit

but it wouldnt matter.
Apr 27 2007 11:51PM
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Mr_Papageorgio
Posts: 1271 - Karma: 117
get a roster and dig into their families...that'll stir things up when you chant the name of the left fielders dead poodle
Apr 27 2007 11:54PM
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freestyle_kyle
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that is really creepy. not gonna lie
Apr 28 2007 1:14AM
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Tolz
Posts: 1882 - Karma: 27
yeah, i guess i meant more things to yell at the players, but the ump ones sound good too...
Apr 28 2007 1:28AM
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Rooddss
Posts: 1420 - Karma: 14
kinda for b-ball but

A Rope! A Tree! Lets Hang A Referee!, A Rope! A Tree! Lets Hang A Referee!
Apr 28 2007 1:45AM
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LS.
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wahoooo the pitcher LOVES the cock
Apr 28 2007 1:54AM
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jea_killa
Posts: 955 - Karma: 88
Go....Go U... Go Umass... Go U-mass. Or when they say the inning yell thank you.
Apr 28 2007 9:08AM
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Alpineslide
Posts: 405 - Karma: 49
yell scoreboard SCOREBOARD if winning to put down the other teams cheer
Apr 28 2007 1:47PM
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andrewg
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"i fucked your mom last night!!1111eleven!!11111!111!!!1!!!"
Apr 28 2007 2:09PM
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604.
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I also like.."he ref, your mothers a whore and your fathers a cross-dresser."
Apr 28 2007 5:56PM
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Travapple.
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hahahahah.......... i love that one
Apr 28 2007 5:59PM
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Travapple.
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i hate shit like that...... i was at my gf's softball game and the other team had all the gay little chants, so annoying.
Apr 28 2007 6:01PM
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babujib
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some wood some fire burn the umpire
Apr 28 2007 6:01PM
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Jwenz
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"your one tall glass of water, and quite frankly IM THRIRSTY."

thank you juanna man
Apr 28 2007 6:02PM
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zesty_buddy
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if ur winning: look at the scoreboard
Apr 28 2007 6:36PM
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Petey.
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genius, completely genius
Apr 28 2007 7:03PM
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45.
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my sisters softball team always says:
tree tree kick em in the knee grass grass kick em in the ass

doesnt really relate to softball but it gets attention when they are only 13
Apr 28 2007 8:30PM
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BusyJohnSohn
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To your own team, "smoke it like salmon!"

Apr 28 2007 8:34PM
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TannerCoulter.
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if he had one more eye he'd be a cyclops!
(for umpire)
Apr 28 2007 8:48PM
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Mr_Papageorgio
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wel its a softball tournament so make fun of the girls weight and their mustaches
Apr 29 2007 12:21AM
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killabees
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i heard your mothers sick
it will work 50% of the time
Apr 29 2007 12:31AM
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RunDMc
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hey ref you must be pregnant, you missed the last two periods.
probably better at a hockey game or something but whatever
Apr 29 2007 12:38AM
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Wis_Skier_23
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we usually say dont touch it too.....
Apr 29 2007 12:53AM
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GingerKid08
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give me an O-R-G-Y what does that mean? TEAMWORK!
give me a C-O-N-D-O-M what does that mean? DEFENSE
give me a B-O-N-E-R what does that mean? KEEP IT UP!
Apr 29 2007 1:06AM
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jea_killa
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that was gay
Apr 29 2007 7:10AM
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Peter.
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i thought that was funny
Apr 29 2007 9:40AM
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bangarangmules
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ahaha
Apr 29 2007 10:05AM
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TheQuailman
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"I'm butter, and your toast!"

"I hope your team brought the lotion, cause your about to get burned"
Apr 29 2007 1:46PM
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Joan
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a well placed gay comment works well most of the time
Apr 29 2007 1:50PM
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killabees
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wtf mate
Apr 29 2007 3:25PM
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Gavajabra2
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Yeah I use it all the time and kids just go running off the fields to check on their moms
Apr 29 2007 3:27PM
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[~_~]
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get a spot in the front row, right behind the batting zone and pee on the ump.
Apr 29 2007 3:49PM
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-+Siver+-
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hahaah that so jokes
Apr 29 2007 6:38PM
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sunshineee
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did you forget the elevator part?
Apr 29 2007 6:52PM
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max.
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hahaah perfect
Apr 29 2007 9:12PM
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