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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
Sum girl is asking to cum to my house on msn right now, and i dont want her over... but i hate saying no to ppl help here, what do i tell her, and she knows im staying home doing nuthing all after noon
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Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!
Jul 13 2003 1:25PM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
tell her she needs to have wild sex with you today, if not then she can't come over.
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Jul 13 2003 1:27PM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
two things could happen..
a) she comes over and you get some.
b) she doesn't come over
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Jul 13 2003 1:28PM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
tell her you want to bake a cake. Then either she'll have sex with you, or she'll bake you a cake. Win win situation then.







IM out like a blind kid in laser tag--- --- I'm out like a midget in a high jump competition
Jul 13 2003 1:28PM
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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
u wouldnt want any from this chick, unless u like never been shaved poonnani
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THE POWER IS YOURS

Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!
Jul 13 2003 1:29PM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
tell her to shave it before she comes.... then
a) she comes shaved and you get some
b) she doesn't come.
-Pat
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Jul 13 2003 1:30PM
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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
u still would want this chick, unless u like, so fat i can tell witch crack is your poonnani
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THE POWER IS YOURS

Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!
Jul 13 2003 1:32PM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
tell her to bring you a fresh cake then. people like cake







IM out like a blind kid in laser tag--- --- I'm out like a midget in a high jump competition
Jul 13 2003 1:33PM
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quebecfreestyler
Posts: 13040 - Karma: 1,418
tell her that byou are going out.. dumb ass


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Jul 13 2003 1:33PM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
more cushin for teh pushin... give it a try, I certainly enjoyed my first flab ride.
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Jul 13 2003 1:33PM
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waterville_NH
Posts: 3411 - Karma: 23
^come on man




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Jul 13 2003 1:35PM
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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
ice rider your horny son
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THE POWER IS YOURS

Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!
Jul 13 2003 1:40PM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
and definitly not serious.
-Pat
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Jul 13 2003 2:03PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
do it neil,bang the fatty,just roll her around in flour to find the wet spots


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Jul 13 2003 2:48PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
just dont get lost in a fold.

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Jul 13 2003 2:52PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
tell her you have a chick coming over to your place. Oh shit phone.... Sorry can't talk about it, gtg. Laters
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Jul 13 2003 6:45PM
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rhcp
Posts: 2598 - Karma: 18
slap her and ride the first wave in


'I am so smart, I am so smart. S-M-R-T, wait no, S-M-A-R-T!' - homer simpson
Jul 13 2003 6:48PM
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rhcp
Posts: 2598 - Karma: 18
but seriously just tell her dont come over or youre sick or something

'I am so smart, I am so smart. S-M-R-T, wait no, S-M-A-R-T!' - homer simpson
Jul 13 2003 6:49PM
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Line1260x
Posts: 518 - Karma: 10
yo bitch, you fat!






they call me doctor love
Jul 13 2003 7:32PM
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NH_LiNe
Posts: 2140 - Karma: 37
tell her she is a fat mother fucker and that if she is to ever come over her house its going to have to be after she went on the jenny craig plan and layed off the mayo

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NH_Line:ya oakleys skis are no rumor!!!!!!!!! offffff the hook, the are coming out with the Osama Pros, and t-hall is leaving Armada to ride them, they also will come with a free bling bling necklace

ArmadaFreerider8:Where can you get a pic of the new oakley skis?

Ds91260: i already got my osama pros, i stole them from a cave in afganistan

ArmadaFreerider8: Why would tanner hall leave armada after he just helped start it
Jul 13 2003 7:47PM
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Maximumsushi
Posts: 7837 - Karma: 3,347
'One second, phone. I'll Be right back'
Don't come back.
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Jul 13 2003 9:25PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
^^^ best advice in this thread
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Jul 13 2003 9:27PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
tell him to fuck off.


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Jul 13 2003 9:28PM
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Ryno
Posts: 31125 - Karma: 336
Icerider has some nice
Option A)
Option B)
advice, i like that
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freestyler525 -> this a damn ski forum not the fucking 'gramatical spelling forum'

CalgaryJibber -> two M;s in grammatical

freestyler525 ->i had to admit that was pretty funny
Jul 13 2003 9:30PM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
thank you... and cj... taking yuor advice FUCK OFF!
-Pat
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Jul 13 2003 11:05PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
ummmm dont you think these posts are a little late now????
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what makes me hot?

i would have to say my eyes, or my lips. i love my lips. and my hair. oh god my hair makes me soo wet. and my nose. so very very sexy.
-cj
Jul 13 2003 11:56PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
dont YOU?!?!?!?! HUH?!?!?! thats right bitch
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Jul 13 2003 11:57PM
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gravteck
Posts: 2390 - Karma: 13
Actually, how about we get a follow up, what'd you do and what happened.
Jul 14 2003 12:26AM
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