Girls farting

one time in school was drunk jumping on the tramp with some guys and gals and i got hit buy a buy and got a bloody nose and got the bathroom all bloody as fuck and i was cleaning it up half way through this girl was like i need this now. so i let her and.
god have mercy she shat some thing firce from hell, and she came out and was like " damn that was a big shit!"

In this essay I will consider the social, economic and political factors of girls who fart. At one stage or another, every man woman or child will be faced with the issue of girls who fart. Until recently considered taboo amongst polite society, spasmodically it returns to create a new passion amongst those who study its history. It still has the power to shock so called 'babies', who are yet to grow accustomed to its disombobulating nature. Hold onto your hats as we begin a journey into girls who fart.

Social Factors

Society is a simple word with a very complex definition. The immortal and indispensable phrase �honesty is the best policy� [1] failed to understand that if one seriously intends to 'not judge a book by its cover', then one must read a lot of books. While deviating from the norm will always cause unrest amongst ones peers, girls who fart irons out misconceptions from our consciousness.

Recent thought on girls who fart has been a real eye-opener for society from young to old. It is intrinsically linked to adolescent inner acclimatisation.

Economic Factors

Is unemployment inherently bad for an economy? Yes. We will begin by looking at the Greek-Roman model, making allowances for recent changes in interest rates.
Interest


When displayed this way it becomes very clear that girls who fart is of great importance. Seemingly interest will continue to follow girls who fart for the foreseeable future. The economic policy spectrum is seeing a period of unprecedented growth.

Political Factors

Politics was once a game featuring competitors from elite classes. Contrasting the numerous political activists campaigning for the interests of girls who fart can be like looking at girls who fartism and post-girls who fartism.

It is always enlightening to consider the words of jazz singer Xaviera Bootlegger 'Taking a walk across hot coals will inevitably hurt your feet.' [2] Primarily, he is referring to girls who fart. It would be wise to approach the subject with the thought that 'if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all'. However this can lead to missing out important facts.
The question which we must each ask ourselves is, will we allow girls who fart to win our vote?

Conclusion

In conclusion, girls who fart may not be the best thing since sliced bread, but it's still important. It brings peace, it stimulates and most importantly it perseveres.

I'll leave you with this quote from Courteney Spielberg: 'You win some, you loose some, but girls who fart wins most often.' [3]

[1] Traditional - possibly first said by King Arthor... but probably not.

[2] Bootlegger - Take It! - 1961 Viva Books

[3] Everything you always wanted to know about girls who fart, but were afraid to ask. - Issue 287 - QKS Publishing

no one im my family has ever heard my mom fart ever, even my dad. On the other hand my dirty sisters fart and get punched when they do.

my fiancee can rip em. holy crap can she stink bad. but its pretty funny so i don;t mind

I love it when girls fart

it is definitely gross when girls fart...just forget about it and DONT FART EVER...at least in front of guyus

i think its funny. i fart all the time so why cant they. be real

only if the girl is mad hott or your girlfriend is it alright. it goes with a lot of things. like i went to the movies with a really pretty girl and i liked her and she had her legs across my lap. i felt her legs and they weren't shaved. like a couple days, just stubble. but i didn't mind it. any other girl i would have been disgusted. same with girls burping and farting

why do you think old women are always dropping ass? girls, save it until you are senial.

If a girl farts, hit her.

you fucker.. haha i was gonna be like in the words of eugene mirman "if a woman farts... hit her"

This quite possible be the funnyest thread on newschoolers.

haha go figure.. your name is AirBlaster

Agreed.

And also, I thought girls liked smelling nice thats kind of ruined after you rip one isn't it?

my mom's farts smell sooooo baadd

i think in any situation its disgusting. ewwwww

agreed.

girls farting has to be the grossest shit ever. im disgusted just reading this thread.

check out robe & wizard hat...THAT is funny.

my ex and i used to compete to see who could burp/fart louder.

^ when I was like three me and my dad would do that. We'd call it "fart football". The sad thing is, I'm not even kidding.

some black girl in my class today was talking about how girls take huge shits and sometimes just leave them, no flushing. when i heard this news i was really grossed out. i just can't imagine what those girls do on a regular basis. just plain out nasty. even i don't leave poop sitting in the toilet.

girls that fart have penises.