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Girls farting

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skiiiiiiiing
Posts: 44 - Karma: 10
i think we need to get of the whole taboo of girls farting. its not fair that guys can fart, but its so wrong for girls to. thoughts?
Apr 18 2007 5:54PM
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eheath
Posts: 61097 - Karma: 118,197
That's just gross.
Apr 18 2007 5:54PM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
Girls dont fart, they fluff.
Apr 18 2007 5:57PM
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skipillager
Posts: 1275 - Karma: 20
^ Fluff?

Hahaa.
Apr 18 2007 5:58PM
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SlickRick.
Posts: 4329 - Karma: 300
i think its hott when girls do
Apr 18 2007 5:59PM
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unchyll
Posts: 4554 - Karma: 96
hahah you probaly farted in front of hella people
Apr 18 2007 6:00PM
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zylstra
Posts: 3613 - Karma: 125
I thinks its sexy baby.
Apr 18 2007 6:05PM
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BusyJohnSohn
Posts: 3483 - Karma: 29
lets get real, girls don't fart.  We should send that into mythbusters or something
Apr 18 2007 6:05PM
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STACKS
Posts: 1938 - Karma: 42
wheres skiierman
Apr 18 2007 6:06PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
one of my buddys told me about a girl on his bus that said she was getting butt fucked and she farted and that brought up the question "would you keep on going?" i say when youve got it up her ass and she gives a little gas spray febreze on that shit!
Apr 18 2007 6:08PM
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toominator
Posts: 4792 - Karma: 120
its totally hot!











just like hairy legs ;-)
Apr 18 2007 6:09PM
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armadaripper33
Posts: 26 - Karma: 10
girls cant poop either
Apr 18 2007 6:11PM
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spere
Posts: 6105 - Karma: 248
haha girls farting, doesnt happen
Apr 18 2007 6:13PM
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Mr_Papageorgio
Posts: 1271 - Karma: 117
hahah prob the best word to describe it...and since when has it actually been acceptable for dudes to fart..my gf flips shit no pun intended
Apr 18 2007 6:13PM
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killabees
Posts: 8558 - Karma: 494
yea! we use that hole.
Apr 18 2007 6:25PM
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Liam.
Posts: 5172 - Karma: 21
if ur hot u can fart in front of me
if ur not hot then u best not fart if u know whats best for u
Apr 18 2007 6:27PM
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skitheeast1100
Posts: 520 - Karma: 10
haha word.

for some reason if a hott girl farts ill be like whatever id still fuck her.

but if an ugly one does im like eww go clean yourself or something. but then again im a dick so...
Apr 18 2007 6:32PM
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BillyGoteMan
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 12
Girls probably shouldn't fart, why the hell would they be wasting their time doing that any way, shouldn't they be cooking?
Apr 18 2007 6:34PM
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-benedetto
Posts: 5238 - Karma: 1,359
fucking disgusting
Apr 18 2007 6:37PM
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STACKS
Posts: 1938 - Karma: 42
girls fluff hahahaha thats the best thing i have heard all day
Apr 18 2007 6:43PM
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squeakywaffle
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 13
i say let em rip, who gives a fuck?
Apr 18 2007 6:51PM
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Kornn101
Posts: 3534 - Karma: 25
girls dont fart in college, at least thats what ive learned

instead, butterflies come out of their belly buttons, duh
Apr 18 2007 6:56PM
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*monsterskier*
Posts: 2671 - Karma: 61
cooking? i barely cook anything, my sister does all of it.. lol j/k
Apr 18 2007 6:57PM
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zepscratch
Posts: 3517 - Karma: 36
seriously, and we all know the only reason they "go to the bathroom" is to put on makeup and stuff
Apr 18 2007 7:17PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
as long as they fart me a sammich, Im keen to give'er!
Apr 18 2007 7:19PM
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Corkster
Posts: 2622 - Karma: 10
theres times where its acceptable but its kinda wierd if your just sitting somewhere and some random girl you dont know just lets one rip its kinda like what the fuck?
Apr 18 2007 7:24PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
girls cant fart, they dont shut their mouths long enough to build up the pressure
Apr 18 2007 7:26PM
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skisher
Posts: 114 - Karma: 11
this thread was just asking to get flamed
Apr 18 2007 7:27PM
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MistaFab
Posts: 1277 - Karma: 10
refer to my signature.
Apr 18 2007 7:42PM
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reggyboy
Posts: 1608 - Karma: 13
ye that would be weird... pussy farts are hilarious though, now thats a good party trick
Apr 18 2007 7:51PM
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*i<3snow*
Posts: 6440 - Karma: 41
i dont fart. My friends do, but i dont. true statement.
Apr 18 2007 7:53PM
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MistaFab
Posts: 1277 - Karma: 10
how does that work out for you? like do you just burp a lot, or shit frequently
Apr 18 2007 7:54PM
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BigRodRiley
Posts: 1265 - Karma: 36
^ a queefe!
Apr 18 2007 7:54PM
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*i<3snow*
Posts: 6440 - Karma: 41
i burp alot. i might when im sleeping but i dont really know to be honest.
Apr 18 2007 7:55PM
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MarkieR
Posts: 5337 - Karma: 98
i know it's a fact of life, but if i have to hear it/smell it, then i want to puke. maybe i'm being ignorant, i don't care. it makes me sick.
Apr 18 2007 7:55PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
this one time, my friend layed a fart that sounded EXACTLY like Roger Waters' voice from The Wall.
Apr 18 2007 7:57PM
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1080ski
Posts: 4424 - Karma: 191
haha wow, thats harsh man
Apr 18 2007 8:00PM
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MistaFab
Posts: 1277 - Karma: 10
i didnt know that sloths farted
Apr 18 2007 8:01PM
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pommes_vertes.
Posts: 1260 - Karma: 10
where did that come from?
Apr 19 2007 4:37PM
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leckett1
Posts: 6476 - Karma: 294
ive never heard a female, other than my mom fart
Apr 19 2007 4:37PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
In the words of my ex, "He will dump me if I fart in front of him."
Apr 19 2007 4:37PM
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HHB
Posts: 683 - Karma: 14
girl farts are nasty
Apr 19 2007 4:38PM
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pommes_vertes.
Posts: 1260 - Karma: 10
they really arent any different than guy farts. im with skiiiiiiiing on this one. my gf farts in front of my all the time, and its really not that big of a deal.
Apr 19 2007 4:40PM
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Mat.
Posts: 7167 - Karma: 94
i don't mind normally, it's just they tend to do it in the most innapropriate places... like while im eating dinner.
anywhere but the dinner table you dumb fucking bitches.
IM TRYING TO EAT FOR FUCK SAKES! I don't need the gasses expelled from your asshole floatin around my mouth.
Apr 19 2007 4:40PM
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canterbury
Posts: 2382 - Karma: 55
i know that this doesn't have to do with girls farting, but it does have to do with a girl.

so one day during a spare block in school my friends and i decide to go up to another friend's house. he lives just up the hill from the school. being the enviromentally friendly people that we are, we all squeeze into one car, with me laying across the five people in the back seat. we are about half way there and a fart takes me by suprise. to my horror, i realize that i had just farted right in a girl's face (my butt being just centimetres away from her head).
needless to say, the windows were quickly rolled down.
Apr 20 2007 12:56AM
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realSleezy
Posts: 25 - Karma: 15
i dont even think girls should be able to talk about farting
Apr 20 2007 1:35AM
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Paul-o-Rama
Posts: 3301 - Karma: 13
hahahahaha
Apr 20 2007 1:37AM
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(Jonesy)
Posts: 2594 - Karma: 20
word, as a matter of fact, i give her props if it's audible.

here's the catch.

IT'S ONLY ACCEPTABLE FOR A GIRL TO FART IN FRONT OF A GUY IF IT'S:

A: her boyfriend/husband for some time or,

B: her brother.

that's it, them's the two.
Apr 20 2007 3:03AM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,122
hahaha she farted in front of you didnt she.... haha HIGH FIVE!
Apr 20 2007 3:07AM
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reezyfbaby
Posts: 2308 - Karma: 13
girls who fart in public are just scum. its expected of them to not fart, its just sloppy if they do. like, who hangs out with a girl who farts. fucking sick.
btw, i farted as i was writting this. message lanks for confirmation.
Apr 20 2007 4:08AM
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skier*chick
Posts: 51 - Karma: 10
ew gross what kind of dirty girl farts
Apr 20 2007 4:52AM
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