Ok. so im gonna say this now. the following story is nothing special (for us), in fact, it was comparatively a rather bland weekend. it just so happens to be the most recent.
first, some background, all 20, at OSU. myself, Chad, Matt, those two live together in a POS house, i lived with them last year but got out of the POS house this year. were practically always together.
anyway, the weekend comes around, it was a rough week, we are ready to get drunk. go stock up on a few cases of good ol natty light, and play some Beer Kart to get things started (for those of you unaware, Beerkart is mario Kart 64, you drink mulitiples of your finishing position). well chad goes to get beer, and tosses one to me, and one square at matts head. hes got a big ass C shapped cut, bleeding etc. haha. i dont exactly reemeber everything, but we end up downstairs, and me and chad start fighting. y? cause it was fun. i drill him in the head, he gets me a couple times and almost breaks my arm. fast forward a lil, were playin some beerpong. second game i was suckin hard, and i was kinda punching myself in the head when id miss. well, i missed like last cup or something, and CLOBBERED myself in the side of the head, haha, like, almost knocked myself out. later on, we go to some party, drink some there, come back, now everyone that was at the house is gone. so, we start fuckin around. chad ends up somehow on the living room floor, semi passed out. me and matt are like hey, lets drop this large, heavy wooden chest/table thing on him. so were takin turns dropping it on him, and hes just out. door knocks. i go to answer it, matt follows. as i open the door, chad gets up, blows matt in the head, and as im saying hi roz- (it was our one friend and two of her friends), i just get drilled in the head and go flying across the room. the two guys like literally ran away, scared for thier lives (funniest thing ever). that was prolly the last good one from the night, but we kept goin for a few more hours. ---oh yea, chad kicked matt down a staircase that night too.
we have all broken our hands from punching walls, we ended up smashing a whole interior wall of the house down, the yard is FILLED with broken bottles, speakers, etc etc.
the thing is, all of this was in good fun (no anger at all), and we are all very calm, collected individuals while sober, we have lately just been getting more insane when we drink. like, last year wed just hang out and chil. now we just get retarded, and everyone else thinks we are too. anyone else party like this? or are we literally just crazy.
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