Life goal number 14 for Kames Jelly.
14. French Kiss a French girl while in France.
This news bumped it down to number 15, replacing catch a fish with my bare hands.
Kids, Osama Bin Laden knew about 9/11 and he didnt do anything. Supposedly we knew about the attacks before according to the Faraheit 9/11 movie.
*we treat mishaps like shinking ships.
*You know what? Fuck beauty contests. Life is one fucking beauty contest after another. School, then college, then work... Fuck that. Do what you love and fuck the rest.
*Pollard for President