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How many kegs can YOU kill?

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j.bird
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Last night me and my drinking team went to our friends house for a going away party. It went down 2 nights in a row, 9 kegs total.

Last night I faintly remember falling down a couple times, but my knees are fucked up. They are swollen and hurt so bad.

All my clothes smell like warm beer, and I woke up this morning face down on my bedroom floor.

I was told that I fell asleep at some point early this morning on the front porch of the house. All my friends left, and evfentually they noticed I was gone, and came back and drug me to the car.

oh, and I lost my new fitted hat, and my hoodie is ripped. weak.

cheers to the hosts of the house. Ballers with 9 kegs.
Apr 15 2007 3:42PM
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MistaFab
Posts: 1277 - Karma: 10
you have a drinking team, thats pretty sickk hows that going for you
Apr 15 2007 3:47PM
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ESfreeridepa
Posts: 2204 - Karma: 11
yeah dude this one time i killed like 17 kegs all by myself but didnt make a thread about it.
Apr 15 2007 3:48PM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
fun as shit. It's just me and my roomates, but we are the fucking thruth at pong, and I'm wicked good at quarters.

Other than that, we just drink more than anyone else hhaha.
Apr 15 2007 3:48PM
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andrewg
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pshh last night i did 37 and didnt feel shit, i was kinda buzzed
Apr 15 2007 3:52PM
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ESfreeridepa
Posts: 2204 - Karma: 11
damn son you wanna be on my drinking team? i already got a couple sponsors lined up.
Apr 15 2007 3:54PM
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liukangkid
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o sick fucking props to youoh sick fu
Apr 15 2007 3:56PM
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InfernoHits
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your a faggot. a drinking team... Faggot. Fuck yourself.
Apr 15 2007 3:58PM
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chrismoJBEATS
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gnar
Apr 15 2007 4:00PM
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skifree919
Posts: 5842 - Karma: 35
my drinking team is spanzoriczed
Apr 15 2007 4:01PM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
i dont have a drinking team but i have a black beruit partner...we have matching headbands and celts jerseys. am i cool now?
Apr 15 2007 4:09PM
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fappy
Posts: 2960 - Karma: 15
how many guys did you roll with
Apr 15 2007 4:13PM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
says the guy who made a thread about downloading porn and then it fucking up his computer, asking for advice.

Fuck you, go wank off to some other site.
Apr 15 2007 4:17PM
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TheButterHashira
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yeah its an expensive sport isnt it?
Apr 15 2007 4:30PM
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leckett1
Posts: 6476 - Karma: 294
soo...whats your fraternity called?
Apr 15 2007 5:10PM
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*cowboy*
Posts: 8830 - Karma: 214
our snowboard club killed 10 kegs + 10 handles in < 3 hours

but we had nearly 500 people.. soo
Apr 15 2007 5:40PM
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unchyll
Posts: 4554 - Karma: 96
oh yeah... well this one time i broke the tap of a keg
yea what eva
Apr 15 2007 5:42PM
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MissMontana
Posts: 971 - Karma: 42
We had an epic Kegs and Eggs for the NCAA D-1 playoff here at UM. We killed 10 kegs by 11am, bought 2 more that were done by noon. It was massive though, there were 100+ kids. Fantastic.
Apr 15 2007 6:50PM
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mothaeast
Posts: 2923 - Karma: 13
Chris makes anything legit.
Apr 15 2007 6:58PM
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InfernoHits
Posts: 4755 - Karma: 192
... I got pwnd
Apr 15 2007 7:12PM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
no frats. fuck a frat.

we don't have a greek system. It's just 4 of us that live in the apartment, plus 2 more from the dorms.

Apr 15 2007 7:18PM
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pns513
Posts: 1966 - Karma: 12
drinking team huh
sounds kinda weird to me but o well
Apr 15 2007 7:19PM
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EastcoastAR5
Posts: 2721 - Karma: 15
Ok SO 1 Keg = 1984 Ounces
So "9" kegs = 17,856 Ounces
17,856 Ounces / 6 guys = 2,976 Ounces
2,976 / 2 nights = 1,488 Ounces

1 beer = 12 Ounces
SOOOO 1,488 oz / 12 oz = 124 beers per night, per person.

Yes thats rigth 124 beers per team member.

...well you can construct the following statement
Apr 15 2007 8:24PM
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*cowboy*
Posts: 8830 - Karma: 214
hahahahahah aweeeeeesome

so it's time to claim bullshit?
Apr 15 2007 8:32PM
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DDrem.
Posts: 3552 - Karma: 24
bro was it natty ice?
was your fitted a visor?
Apr 15 2007 8:35PM
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Elijah.
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WWU?
Jea I live right next to campus.
Apr 15 2007 8:45PM
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skifree919
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hahahahahah
Apr 15 2007 8:47PM
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fuzz.
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hahahahahahahahhaha o wow
Apr 15 2007 8:51PM
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pommes_vertes.
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when i graduated, we had a "senior bash" in a field just outside of the city, with maybe...75% or so of my senior class showing up. we killed 17 kegs by 4 am.
Apr 15 2007 8:59PM
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sconnyFC
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i would have to say one if it was dropped from high enough
Apr 15 2007 9:15PM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
psh you act like i only have ONE black friend...ok so its chris...damn. that kid makes partying and acting black so much better.
Apr 15 2007 9:19PM
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Jamesl48
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Were you able to find your Gamecube and Dane Cook CD after the party?
Apr 15 2007 9:33PM
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brennanmidwest
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haha good work
Apr 15 2007 9:37PM
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-benedetto
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how did anyone take this kid seriously when he said his friends "drug me to the car".....
Apr 15 2007 10:03PM
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cracko
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100. by myself.
Apr 15 2007 10:33PM
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Lé.Skiing
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on my birthday i plan on downing 50 kegs in 6 hours
Apr 15 2007 10:37PM
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skifree919
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12 kegs... the keg cans of course HAAAAA
Apr 15 2007 10:51PM
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skirbrt88
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thats what i was going to say, so unless you're talking about really small kegs... BULLSHIT!
Apr 15 2007 11:01PM
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Gin_Blossom
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haha no?
Apr 15 2007 11:02PM
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LS.
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to 2 AA
Apr 15 2007 11:08PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 372
yea so this one time i drank the whole damn brewry

yup, it was on the news i got mad props from my friend
Apr 15 2007 11:30PM
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eheath
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Haha you just got so owned bro...
Apr 15 2007 11:35PM
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pierceme
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Im pretty sure he wasnt trying to say that him and his friends drank it all to themselves.

And why ya gotta hate on fraternities yo? 
Apr 15 2007 11:41PM
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pmills
Posts: 7162 - Karma: 59
still split it in half for the 'other drinking team' and it is 62 beers a night...
Apr 15 2007 11:45PM
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RudyGarmisch
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Dude, what kind of kegs? Right off the bat I smelled bullshit, theres no way you guys could drink all of that. Even if it was water, you'd all be dead from overhydration and kidney failure.

However, this summer is going to be fuuuuuuun. Last summer in our huge house, and my family's homebrewing is going to be employed to bring a keg every weekend to our parties.
Apr 15 2007 11:45PM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
you fucking morons.

Read again what I said in my first post.

Me and my friends went to a going away party for a friend of ours.

No where did I claim that me and 3 others drank all 9.

It was a party, in a very small house.

here is the facebook link

http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=2298419304

so eat a dick. all of you.
Apr 15 2007 11:50PM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
who says they are rules to drinking? only 2 teams? to me a drinking "team" is your close friends who love to get smashed.

Sorry if my lingo isn't the same as yours.

Around here a crew=squad=team and vice versa.
Apr 15 2007 11:53PM
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pmills
Posts: 7162 - Karma: 59
you're still an idiot trying to claim you killed 9 kegs when really you were at a party where there were 9 kegs
Apr 15 2007 11:57PM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
a 2 night party of less than 50 people. And I can say that me and my friends killed our fair share and then some.

I was one of the people throwing it. I threw down on the kegs. so again, blow me.
Apr 15 2007 11:59PM
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eheath
Posts: 61100 - Karma: 118,249
You're still claiming pretty hard bro. You went to two quad/septuple keggers. I was at a party of like 20-30(half being girls) and two kegs were easliy killed in one night.
Apr 16 2007 12:10AM
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Nicholas.
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ok, i will be the first of all of us to say i am sooooo sooo sorry, i was mistaken... and you are, in fact, the coolest person ever.ever. congratulations and i hope you can recover quickly from having your feelings hurt on the internet.
Apr 16 2007 12:12AM
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