Alright, so im at this concert thing with a bunch of my friends and its getting kinda boring. so we decide to go see if we can find someone to buy pot from. We go into cvs and get this cool idea. i pickup a pack of magnum condoms, baby oil, strawberry flavored lube, theracare vagina heating pads, and chapstick. I take it all up to the counter and the lady starts scanning it. it all comes to like 21 bucks and i say i only have a five. we end up only getting the condoms. later on i came back and asked if i could return them, she asks why and i tell her they were too big and didnt fit.this random guy goes "cant handel the big ones" and i said no. she scans it back and i get my money back.
it was funny because the counter ladies were cracking up the whole time and i kept a perfectly straight face.
just thought you'd like to know