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How many beers to get you drunk

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freestyler540
Posts: 13046 - Karma: 18,292
Im hammered right now and just out of curiousity I want to know how many beers it takes for you to get you drunk

Its takes me 6 beers:i am so lucky!

Apr 13 2007 2:09AM
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LS.
Posts: 1841 - Karma: 858
fag question
Apr 14 2007 1:17AM
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 76
I smoked like... 6 beers one time.
Apr 14 2007 1:35AM
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4ReeL_
Posts: 3187 - Karma: 1,563
damn.......takes me around 10
Apr 14 2007 2:13AM
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slimbruddah
Posts: 2611 - Karma: 25
40 thosand million.... and a quahta
Apr 14 2007 2:43AM
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andy_boy
Posts: 4434 - Karma: 107
4 to Buzz.
Apr 14 2007 2:47AM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
well im drunk...and i dont know how mannyyies
Apr 14 2007 2:54AM
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Schoenning
Posts: 17 - Karma: 10
it takes me at least 9. because im sponsored by oakley
Apr 14 2007 2:57AM
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Dr.Seuss
Posts: 758 - Karma: 16

for dances i drink like 6ish cause then im kinda drunk but i can still dance and the last time i drank the equivalent to about 11 beer. i have 3 or 4 beer and a bit more than 3/4 of a mickey. i was wasted. oh yeah i forgot to mention im like 135 pounds and 14.

Apr 14 2007 3:20AM
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Seths22
Posts: 272 - Karma: -3
i hate to be a grammar nazi, but you mispelled spancered.
Apr 14 2007 3:34AM
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Nihiriju
Posts: 2061 - Karma: 27
0-4 nothing
5-6 Feeling good
7-8-9 Perfect- drunk good times
10-13 start getting rowdie, things get fuzzy
13-14 start swearing abnoxiously at random people telling them they are cunts, and come onto to girls really really fast. Fake them out with a kiss on the cheek and then go for the glory.  
15 R.O.W.D.I.E.  as fuck, kicking shit over and smashing fences
16 + Blackout time!!

i'd say maybe ever 3rd time drinking i do the whole super rowdie things, other times its just babelling on about something and dancing until i wake up the next morning. 
Apr 14 2007 3:37AM
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.nafus.
Posts: 1298 - Karma: 10
thats about me except my perfect streches to like 12
13-16 i try to fight everone
17-20 i stop trying to fight and jsut feel shitty and emo
21+ i punch holes in walls and cry to my girlfriend about it

i hate being really drunk, i really dont know how anyone could possible stand hanging out with me. at least it takes me a lot to get there, too bad my good friends are about the same.
Apr 14 2007 3:50AM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
1 40 of OE ( I hate that shit) and I'm good, at the verge of drunk/buzzed. Any more than that and its bad news, but dependent on how fast I've drank said 40. I'm planning on skiing tomorrow, so I'm not sure if I want any more...

Strangely enough, Hookah tends to calm and settle any bad feelings in my gut. Felt like shit after that 40 in 20 minutes, but after a hookah session, I feel great...
Apr 14 2007 3:56AM
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-justice-
Posts: 1808 - Karma: 37
well it took me a 40 or Big Bear (malt liquor) and a couple beers to get me good and drunk. so yeah.
Apr 14 2007 4:22AM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147
apparently after about 4 coors lights, 5 miller lights, and 3 double tall jack and diets, and 2 shots of something, one was jager... this happpens:

So this bitch comes up to me in the bar and starts talking this shit about a party we went to 5-6 years ago. I'm like "wtf, grow up" and she's like "wtf. you're a cunt", so im like "wtf, go get your nose done again" (cause shes had 5 nose jobs and a boob job) and she goes "wtf...go get your whole face and a body re-done"..and im like "wtf, im not the whore" and shes like "wtf, your whole family are whores and your neice is an illegitimate child!" (my neice is my brother and his wifes child..hardly illegitimate)...

so then i go sit at the bar, festering my anger. she goes to leave for the night, and she's one of those stuck up bitches in like some nice white jacket/shirt/scarf. so i take a double jack and diet (completely full) and go "hey jody!" and throw the whole thing in her face.

without me knowing cause i was walking away, and attacks me, grabs me by the back of the hair, shoves me through some tables, rips a clump of hair from my head. rips my earing through my ear and hits me in the face. finally when she lets go of my hair and i turn around to beat the shit out of her, the bartender interupts.

so this bitch has been harassing me and my family for years. and i have no idea why, i think maybe my brother fucked her and never talked to her again and she was in love with him or some shit. so i pressed assault charges against her.

i figure if the bartender is going to interrupt and cut it off before i can get her back, i'll fuck her over legally. such a fucking cunt. so jimmy tells her she's never welcome back to the bar again, and her bf is like "omg you have no class!"...so i called him a fagget. the end.
Apr 14 2007 6:20AM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
Holy shit haha... that's ridiculous. Bitch got owned haha.
Apr 14 2007 6:54AM
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zepscratch
Posts: 3517 - Karma: 36
it depends how fast i drink, i generally drink too fast so 3 usually gets me feelin good
Apr 14 2007 8:01AM
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hippie_cat
Posts: 1569 - Karma: 13
holy shit so many people get angry when theyre drunk.
Apr 14 2007 9:41AM
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stifler
Posts: 17 - Karma: 19
25 beers and in pretty fucked
Apr 14 2007 9:54AM
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twistedxfaith
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holy crap, I have like 2 and I'm buzzed, maybe 4 to be pretty drunk
Apr 14 2007 12:07PM
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KRASHED
Posts: 7803 - Karma: 466
4-6 happy drunk, 7-10 blackout mode or sleep.
Apr 14 2007 12:11PM
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SuburbanSuicide
Posts: 210 - Karma: 10
1: not thirsty
2-3: slightly buzzed
3-8: half buzzed
7-11: buzzed
11-13: supper buzzed
13-20: baked
21-26: half baked
26-37: blacked out buzzed
35-38: drunk
38-40: passed out drunk
40+: sleep drunk walking
Apr 14 2007 2:21PM
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C-Burg
Posts: 4729 - Karma: 130
me too, i didnt really like it
Apr 14 2007 2:38PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
Haha, the claims in this thread never cease to amuse me. And baked...?
Apr 14 2007 2:46PM
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skiwoj
Posts: 2286 - Karma: 52
5 or so to get buzzed
8-10 drunk
11+ super fuzzy or passed out

back at the beginning of last summer i could get absolutly tossed on 6, that was perfect
Apr 14 2007 3:10PM
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Gaespar
Posts: 914 - Karma: 13
10-12, havn't drinked more than 12 or so beers. Because I want to remember what happened and I dont want to feel like a zombie the next day.
Apr 14 2007 4:12PM
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dbstar
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 20
your all a bunch of pussies on an average night of drinking i hammer back a solid 15 beers and often a decent amount of shots and im stupid drunk but i dont puke and dont black out for some reason i never rmember though
Apr 14 2007 5:06PM
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billy092
Posts: 1202 - Karma: 12
315 strikes again
Apr 14 2007 5:14PM
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Charley.
Posts: 1754 - Karma: 110
around 5
Apr 14 2007 5:23PM
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DYFI
Posts: 3836 - Karma: 30
eh im set with around 6-8
Apr 14 2007 5:27PM
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lushlaxstr
Posts: 3063 - Karma: 41
5 if i funnel
Apr 14 2007 5:31PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
Funneling is so sick... takes a 6-10 minute drink and turns it into 2-3 seconds. Epic.
Apr 14 2007 5:33PM
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theoz
Posts: 2379 - Karma: 128
10 for a really good buzz, of good beer none of that budwiser or miller shit... 15 to get pissed 24 case to be boarder line falling down the stairs.
Apr 14 2007 6:19PM
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Black-Bandanna
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 1,602
Wow, so many people are angry drunks! haha I get so happy and mellow when I'm drunk. I wander around singing and dancing.
Apr 14 2007 6:26PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
I tried the 30 rack challenge once. Not the best experience... I was doing OK at 15 (after about six hours)... pretty drunk at this point and decided I needed to step it up. Got to 25 and was curled up in the fetal position unable to move. The last five I don't really remember whatsoever, but unless someone stole my beers they got down my throat somehow... according to my friends the time was 11h 52m..
Apr 14 2007 6:30PM
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406
Posts: 2302 - Karma: 92
ur gay
Apr 14 2007 6:58PM
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ryanwar6
Posts: 1134 - Karma: 114
sweet news, looks like you have to drink nearly 2 times the amount of anyone else and spend twice as much to get drunk.
Apr 14 2007 7:37PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
DUD HOW DID U GET SO COOL.
Apr 14 2007 7:39PM
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Liam.
Posts: 5172 - Karma: 21
10 beers in 2 hours gets me blacked out piss on couch mode
Apr 14 2007 7:50PM
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hippie_cat
Posts: 1569 - Karma: 13
yeah same. if anyone i know is an angry drunk i simply dont drink with them.
hehe apparently though, im so mellow i diffuse fights when im absolutely hammered and dont even realise it until my mate goes "man he wanted to beat the shit outta you" and im like "nah we're cool man" haha
Apr 14 2007 9:35PM
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strongmark
Posts: 3278 - Karma: 883
uhhh..bout half a keg.
one time me and stack split a keg. then we fucked chixxxxx without kissin them fags.

we were all...


FUCK IT IM FROM NANTUCKET FUCKIT!

pussies n shit all im quitting alcohol. but ya gay and ya pussies cos ya cant get cool when you go to school lke a fool and mike stack drools like a stupid baby with loose stool.

GET FUCKING LOADDDDDDED like that singer named jewel. shes from alaska, just like fuck.
Apr 14 2007 10:02PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
Wait, as in Jewel is from Alaska, and so is fuck? I.. what is going... wow, I guess I'm just gonna not try and understand this.
Apr 14 2007 10:23PM
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lushlaxstr
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jea
Apr 15 2007 12:25AM
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mackattack
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i feel good at 4 or 5
beer is the only way to goooo
Apr 15 2007 2:15AM
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