i farted alot today too. i have a friend, and his little brother can fart on command by getting on the ground on his knees, and by hitting his asshole/tailbone, or inbetween, he farts. every time. it never gets old.
today i was on a plane coming back from arizona and i had wicked diarrhea and i had t o fart really bad for like 2 hours but i didnt want to shit my pants, so i went into the bathroom on the plane but i didnt want to sit down so long story short i bent over and blew watery shit all over the underside of the toliet seat
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