a liftie at my resort was caught in the upper shack stroking it..an instructor walked in because their was a pile up of kids at the top....needless to say he got fired...now everyime he spanks it...he will think about the time he got fired for it...
Just do it, it feels like 3000 times better. it's like the difference between skiing in the east, and skiing in the west, both are fun, but once you ski the west the east just won't be the same- Jklops
well i was going to but i couldnt get my dick up.... kinda chilly and ur momma fugly...
"I wake up in the morning, make a bowl of instant oatmeal then I don't do shit for an hour... Makes me wonder why I need the instant oatmeal... I could get the regular oatmeal and feel productive... Whadda ya gonna do? Make oatmeal... chyea"
haha thats great. all of our lifties just sell drugs at my hill. like 10 a year get fired for it
Over time, most people experience life involving love, suffering, compassion and an unspeackable drive for something new... For me theres skiing, nothing more, nothing less and it encompasses everything, every day I'm out there------------- PEP FUJAS
have you ever tried to spank it with Vaseline? apparently not. Vaseline is horrible for spanking the monkey but it does work wonders on chapped lips and being outside like that you would definitely need something to protect from chapped lips.
and buying in Bulk means thats hes obviously frugal.
Too bad your not gonna do it, go smoke some more weed and tell us all the great shit your gonna do.- ghettoprep
dude if you even ask that question you shouldnt try it - Line
we have a liftie at my hill that we call stoner dave. he thinks he's half bunny cause people feed him. and he thinks that since god created man and god created fags that there must be a little fag in us all. then his parents kicked him out of his house cause he was a stoner than his parents had to let him back in cause he got a felony for dealing. hes going places i swear.
"if all your friends jumped off a clif would you?" -my mom "i would if there was snow on it" -me
also love having to ask the chubby 14 year old girl with no self esteem how much she weighs.
hey, if you dnt wana tell me youre weight, i cant fit you into a real nice snowboard.-Albino
I'm a lifty but I was smoking weed before like every shift, and i drank once... and i had a hardcore hangover like 3 times, it was alll good i never got fiered
But anyways thats a bit off topic, i'd rather go home and eat some fancy dish soaps.
-"Whether its got Tits or Tires...your bound to have problems with your ride either way"-macmahoooon
-"I can always tell when my dog, Bart, has swiped the butter of of the kitchen counter. After he shits in
the yard, he drags his butt around on the grass for about a minute. I feel like I should offer him some toilet paper, but he has no thumbs." zylstra