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Liftie caught doing some badness in Lift hut
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a liftie at my resort was caught in the upper shack stroking it..an instructor walked in because their was a pile up of kids at the top....needless to say he got fired...now everyime he spanks it...he will think about the time he got fired for it...
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just thought i would let everyone know..
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hahaha! can he not wait till he gets home?
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i wonder what made him so eager to fire off some knuckle children
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He couldn't sleep like all the other lifties... :D
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haha i always see the lifties sneaking up beers to get past the managers.
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They smoke weed at my home mountain
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Hahaha, can't he watch the children and spank it when the area is all clear? Dumb ass.
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I smoke weed at my home mountain
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That's hilarious, haha and all the kids were probably looking in to see what was going on, classic
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i fucked ur mom in a lift hut...
well i was going to but i couldnt get my dick up.... kinda chilly and ur momma fugly...
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^now that would be a story to tell
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haha thats great. all of our lifties just sell drugs at my hill. like 10 a year get fired for it
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hahahaahaha what the fuck why cant some people just wait till they get home rather than dangerbate
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i hope you mean that in a bad way
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haha good call, but the guy is my hero
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think about it, if you were a lifty in a box, what would you do for fun? when ever we see them at the top, I think to myself, hey you, you arent wearing pants.
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I dont know if i've ever a met a liftie that doesnt smoke pot
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have you ever tried to spank it with Vaseline? apparently not. Vaseline is horrible for spanking the monkey but it does work wonders on chapped lips and being outside like that you would definitely need something to protect from chapped lips.
and buying in Bulk means thats hes obviously frugal.
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no kidding, once I said hi to one at the bottom, and he goes yeah I wish I was
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we have a liftie at my hill that we call stoner dave. he thinks he's half bunny cause people feed him. and he thinks that since god created man and god created fags that there must be a little fag in us all. then his parents kicked him out of his house cause he was a stoner than his parents had to let him back in cause he got a felony for dealing. hes going places i swear.
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I'm a lifty but I was smoking weed before like every shift, and i drank once... and i had a hardcore hangover like 3 times, it was alll good i never got fiered
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i am pretty sure iot happend on a blue hill....but nonetheless...its a terrible situation
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